Containment What If?

[Pikonic]

But would you sleep with him to get RiffTrax live?

 

[Judge Holden]

But would you sleep with him to get RiffTrax live?

I would willingly become the middle piece of a human centipede consisting of Chris at the front and Barb at the back for a week if it got rifftrax live near me

 

[QI 541]

But would you sleep with him to get RiffTrax live?

I would willingly become the middle piece of a human centipede consisting of Chris at the front and Barb at the back for a week if it got rifftrax live near me

You'd rather have DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS over HOLEY BUTTOCKS?

 

[Picklepower]

He was more presentable in the striped shirt days vs. the last self picture he took.

 

[Judge Holden]

But would you sleep with him to get RiffTrax live?

I would willingly become the middle piece of a human centipede consisting of Chris at the front and Barb at the back for a week if it got rifftrax live near me

You'd rather have DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS over HOLEY BUTTOCKS?

Did I mention that in this scenario Barb and I are ass to ass? in that I get chandler shit from both ends?

because I would seriously go that far for rifftrax

 

[AtroposHeart]

In the South, it use to be common to say that a person who was half black and half white was Cherokee or any other Native American groups instead to avoid racism. While Native Americans still faced racism back then it was still viewed better to be part Cherokee than black.

Let's say Chris had his DNA tested and found out he didn't have a drop of Cherokee in him, but instead had a black ancestor.

 

[Pikonic]

Re: What if Chris found out he was part black instead of Che

The race card would be played, however not as much as the autism card.

 

[exball]

Yes, but Catparty would still die because Chris would never have hanky panky with a JERK like me.

 

[SlowInTheMinds]

North korean Tv announcer: "This poor woman has been affected harshly by American Capitalism. This is how 85% of Americans live. Her mother became enlarged greatly, after eating her 2 previous children. And her father helped the South's puppet regime, great shame is upon people such as these. And now new footage of grand general Kim Jong Un inspecting another grocery store."


I could see a Middle Eastern propaganda program mistaking Chris for, a popular homosexual, American blogger. Imagine some radical Islamic scholar on Tv: "Look at this!, he is making love to his rubber boyfriend! and shouting, how sickening."

This should happen.

what's the iranian state televisions email address?

 

[Picklepower]

North korean Tv announcer: "This poor woman has been affected harshly by American Capitalism. This is how 85% of Americans live. Her mother became enlarged greatly, after eating her 2 previous children. And her father helped the South's puppet regime, great shame is upon people such as these. And now new footage of grand general Kim Jong Un inspecting another grocery store."


I could see a Middle Eastern propaganda program mistaking Chris for, a popular homosexual, American blogger. Imagine some radical Islamic scholar on Tv: "Look at this!, he is making love to his rubber boyfriend! and shouting, how sickening."

This should happen.

what's the iranian state televisions email address?

Coming soon to Memritv.

Re: What if Chris found out he was part black instead of Che

"Ah yeah yo, I'm tryin ta represent my niggas, this is a shout-uh a shout out to uh my stuggling homeboys, and Red Skeleton, sorry dawg I gotta tell you, you aint as tight as this guy here (holds up a picture of Mantan Moreland) dis guy here was doin comedy waay befo you bo."

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Re: What if Chris found out he was part black instead of Che

He would start stealing Yu-Gi-Oh! and Pokemon cards.

 

[Picklepower]

Re: What if Chris found out he was part black instead of Che

Imagine Chris in a Chicago Bulls Jersey and a sideways hat.

 

[Judge Holden]

Re: What if Chris found out he was part black instead of Che

Anyone see that season 1 south park episode where cartman was led to believe chef was his dad and then turned up to his house dressed like this and spouting ebonics?

Well given Chris's habit of clinging to the mid 20th century for references to pop culture outside family guy i suspect he would react to his new blackness by going to the blackest part of charlottesville dressed like this

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Re: What if Chris found out he was part black instead of Che

Imagine Chris in a Chicago Bulls Jersey and a sideways hat.

Nah, man, he would wear the Manchester Lancers. He was the waterboy after all

 

[Judge Holden]

North korean Tv announcer: "This poor woman has been affected harshly by American Capitalism. This is how 85% of Americans live. Her mother became enlarged greatly, after eating her 2 previous children. And her father helped the South's puppet regime, great shame is upon people such as these. And now new footage of grand general Kim Jong Un inspecting another grocery store."

I could see a Middle Eastern propaganda program mistaking Chris for, a popular homosexual, American blogger. Imagine some radical Islamic scholar on Tv: "Look at this!, he is making love to his rubber boyfriend! and shouting, how sickening."

Or worse yet some unhinged fundamentalist from africa could get ahold of the julaay tapes and use them to try and whip up hatred for autistics, crossdressers, or just lie and claim hes a damn dirty homo

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(By the way thats the 11th time I have referenced EAT DA POO POO on the forums so I expect a reward of some kind)

 

[Poop Merchant]

Re: What if Chris found out he was part black instead of Che

Remember when he did that one DBZ cosplay with the blackface?

Yeah, that x10.

 

[Naxra]

As someone with first-hand experience of the country, his rages would get him expelled within a day or two; beaten up beforehand if he's lucky, put in a prison camp at worst. You have to show respect and tact, traits which Chris does not possess in the slightest.

 

[MrTroll]

Re: What if Chris found out he was part black instead of Che

"Da internet trolls racists have ruined my life!!!"

 

[Seahorses]

Re: What if Chris found out he was part black instead of Che

We all know what part of his body would be the black part.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Re: What if Chris found out he was part black instead of Che

We all know what part of his body would be the black part.

Maybe da ladies will gimme da s-sw-sweet c-china if I paint my duck black, hm yeah