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- 14 Paź 2014
I hope the next time Chris finishes taking a shit he stands up and immediately has to shit again.
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- 4 Kwi 2013
Stands up from what? The couch?
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- 14 Paź 2014
Couch, toilet, pants, all the same thing in the Chandler household
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- 15 Sty 2014
Barb dies, Chris puts off having her buried, the cats and dogs feast on her corpse and then, having developed a taste for junk-food infused human flesh, they go after Chris.
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- 17 Maj 2015
I don't care as long as it occurs after prison rape.
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- 4 Lut 2014
I voted for the Scarface style hanging, but let's be real tho...he's gonna bring that helicopter out of the fucking sky once he hits the bottom of the rope.
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- 13 Sty 2015
Lethal injection wouldn't work. This article discusses many of the problems.
http://www.theonion.com/article/study-many-americans-too-fat-to-commit-suicide-2218
http://www.theonion.com/article/study-many-americans-too-fat-to-commit-suicide-2218
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- 16 Wrz 2015
Do him Vlad The Impaler style. Sit him on top of a big pointy stick and watch as he slowly slides down, slowly and painfully dying.. taking all those future wooden badges chest deep.
Then Han Solo him in Crayola Model FUCKING MAGIC, completing 95% of the farms wank bank.
Then Han Solo him in Crayola Model FUCKING MAGIC, completing 95% of the farms wank bank.
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- 4 Gru 2015
He'd use his pod to drive to that bar in Tatooine and beg Bea Arthur to let him back in while secretly recording it.
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- 16 Mar 2014
He's cooking now! They cooking him good! They're about done, I reckon! We're gonna have a hoedown! He's cooking now! He's cooking now! We gonna have a hoedown! 'Cution gumbo. Give me some! Give me some! I'm smelling gumbo! I'm smelling--I said give me some!I smell it! Smell it!
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- 16 Mar 2014
Back on topic fellas!
What if Chris had chicken pox?
What if Chris had chicken pox?
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- 9 Gru 2015
At his age, it would make his chances of conceiving Crystal even slimmer.
My previous question: What if Chris took Billy Coen's place in Resident Evil 0 (and was competent enough to make it to the train)?
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- 4 Gru 2015
What if Chris was John Coffey and Sonichu was Mr. Jingles?
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- 4 Gru 2015
Sonichu and the gang would become real.
And then the dead would walk the earth.
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- 16 Mar 2014
The leeches won't suck on him and instead flee.
The Brown Mile.