Containment What If?

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that feelio when kiwis dont understand that chris is subhuman and needs to be murdered
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Chris-Chan WILL live on. He must write 50-100 issues of Sonichu. It was promised!
 
You remember that scene in The Green Mile where one of the prisoners had a dry sponge instead of a wet sponge for his execution?

Something like that.
 
I'm disappointed that there's no firing squad option in the poll, so I went with the next best thing.


Edit: I'm also disappointed there's no beheading option in the poll.
 
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Chris has to take his own life. I want him to die by suicide cuz of a trolling act so severe he has to immediately commit suicide. This is how I want him to do it. I want him to curb himself.... that's right. I want him to do it himself. How you ask. Well first he lays down and puts his mouth on the curb... then he scorpion kicks himself in the back of the head and curbs himself... Its the only fair punishment for being autistic.
 
  1. Electrocute Christine till her head catches on fire
    Chris would probably get off on the stimulation
  2. Hang Christine out of a helicopter like in Scarface
    Most helicopters have maximum lifting weights that Chris would exceed.
  3. Give Christine Lethal Injection of homemade death potions made from Home Depot supplies
    See 1, also probably immune given the shit he ingests regularly
  4. Light Christine on fire
    Too wet and greasy to burn.
 
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