Weekly Stream Weekly Livestream #12 - Masturbater and Commander

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I never really cared about hashtags until Tyce came along. Now I'm starting to dislike them.
I've never paid attention to them, until I was in a coffee shop, and two giggly tween girls behind me in line started using them.

In verbal conversation.

Like, saying, "Oh Ehm Gee! Can you believe he said that?? Hashtag, creepy!"
"Totes!"

Now I consider them the downfall of civilization.
 
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How will this impact Monday's stream??? bad news bears right here boys
 
I somehow don't believe a warranty even if Jace still had the warranty would cover autistic temper tantrums over weens sending pictures of human and dog penises.

IT'S A DICK! IT'S A DIIIIIIIIICCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

Most warranties don't cover the carelessness of the end user. Maybe he has a spare monitor, and will just play less graphics intensive titles?
 
I'm surprised more people haven't brought up Jace's prayer/tribute to Mike at the beginning.

I'm not a particularly religious fellow but I would reckon that burning a bible page in order to smoke the "devil's lettuce" has to be quite a big slap to the face of his own religion that Jace had frantically called upon for his friend. It's not shocking Mike was forgotten soon after this, but I was still stunned that the news of his friend's hospitalization would get used as an excuse to smoke weed to begin with.

Hell, if he had straight up said "tribute blunts for mike", I could at least see some honesty. But no, he's got to claim its tobacco in a non-joking sense and proceed to make it seem like a religious act. Then later mention it's weed and say multiple times that he is too 'faded' to play NoScope Simulator. :stupid:

Seeing Jace puzzled after reading that he got #shreked during NoScope Sim was also an underrated highlight of this stream. Props to whoever recommended that live during the chat. He thoroughly enjoyed that game more than any of the others despite it being "disrespectful to marines."
 
I'm surprised more people haven't brought up Jace's prayer/tribute to Mike at the beginning.
I'm surprised more people haven't brought up his theory that Tupac is alive and being held captive by Hamas in a secret rap bunker in Palestine. There's so much excellent crazy in those streams that gets overshadowed by the chimpouts.
 
Prayers for Mike! - Reads Romans 5:12
John 3:36
He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.
...and I don't believe that Mike is a Christian...
 
I'm surprised more people haven't brought up his theory that Tupac is alive and being held captive by Hamas in a secret rap bunker in Palestine. There's so much excellent crazy in those streams that gets overshadowed by the chimpouts.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. That's my favorite Jace belief yet.
 
Just realized I mentioned this in the call that was going on during the stream but not here.

As a Crusader Kings sperg I can confirm that Jace had successfully doomed his dynasty within the 10-20 minutes he played the game. See, Crusader Kings isn't about kingdoms, it's about people and dynasties. When jace chose the holy roman empire, he wasn't playing them, but their emperor. When he sent the emperor into battle against one of the most powerful duchesses in the HRE (who was only rebelling because he tried to arrest her for practically no reason) he got his first character killed at the ripe old age of 16, his only heir being the sister that he married off in a normal, non-matrilineal marriage, meaning he successfully doomed his dynasty. Only way to recover from a failure that stupendous would involve a tremendous amount of intrigue, the assassination of at least one husband, and marriage to someone far below her already-mediocre status as a minor duchess in the HRE. It would take several generations worth of careful planning and politicking to successfully reclaim what he was handed on a silver platter at the start of the game.

EDIT: Would also like to add that that isn't exactly a beginner's mistake. it takes a tremendous amount of recklessness, stupidity, or sheer bad luck to end up doing that badly. You usually have to TRY to do that badly in this game.
 
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