Weekly Stream Weekly Livestream #12 - Masturbater and Commander

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Ah yes, love that one. Nice to know I'm not the only one interested in Scientology. So strange that a cult formed by an obvious lunatic has survived for so long. You should check out the Fishman video deposition, if you haven't already. Shitty video quality, but hella interesting.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=G2fn4SvE2uc
Apologies for everyone else for wandering off-topic.
part 1 of 7.

As absolutely interesting as that was, I can not bring myself to listen to that much delusional rambling. (unless it's my own.)

also... "hella interesting". NorCal in the house, yo.
 
part 1 of 7.

As absolutely interesting as that was, I can not bring myself to listen to that much delusional rambling. (unless it's my own.)

also... "hella interesting". NorCal in the house, yo.

Nope, NH here. Not sure why I chose that particular phrasing. Maybe it's the heat. Hella hot here today. :)

If you listen to nothing else, you should at least check out Part 2, where Fishman claims that he's the true and honest father of Jesus Christ, and how his son rejected him, shit on him, and basically helped destroy the world as part of some weird alien conspiracy (I shit you not).
 
I have to say, seeing Jace roll up a joint made from a page from the bible and barfing partway through smoking it while an instrumental version of "Jesus loves me" plays in the background is a surreal experience
 
Nope, NH here. Not sure why I chose that particular phrasing. Maybe it's the heat. Hella hot here today. :)

If you listen to nothing else, you should at least check out Part 2, where Fishman claims that he's the true and honest father of Jesus Christ, and how his son rejected him, shit on him, and basically helped destroy the world as part of some weird alien conspiracy (I shit you not).
maybe you were from NorCal in one of your previous lives then. Okay, I'll slug through one more, but my sides already hurt so if I asphyxiate, I will be coming back in a subsequent life to confront you about it.
 
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It was fun to watch Jace's weaksauce attempt to play an RTS game set during the Crusade, though his assertions that 'Crusader Kings' stole Bretons from Bethesda and Nassau from Ubisoft's 'Assassin's Creed' series, and the accusation that the game was unrealistic because Nubia wasn't a real place made me laugh out loud. That section of the stream was a great example of Jace's overall ignorance of anything outside his little bubble of reality.
 
how do I keep missing these live streams?
 
Okiedokie, here is a creative reimagining of Jace when he was all pissy and stressed over the wolf cum thing as seen here

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Albeit now with a very...subtle difference that better reflects what he was thinking of at the time.

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Ten shiny pennies to whomever guesses whose....organ.... Jace is fiddling with in the gif
 
Okiedokie, here is a creative reimagining of Jace when he was all pissy and stressed over the wolf cum thing as seen here

rDxkXwl.gif


Albeit now with a very...subtle difference that better reflects what he was thinking of at the time.

2dlonch.jpg

Ten shiny pennies to whomever guesses whose....organ.... Jace is fiddling with in the gif

I'm gonna say Chris'
 
tyce is a kid. a shithead kid, but a kid. don't judge too quickly (and getting mad at him is just as stupid as getting mad at jace).
Tyce is a child. For the most part we only give a shit about Tyce because Jace (a 22 year old man) is obsessed with him (a 16 year old boy). And that's the thing, right there. Jace can't interact with people his own age and has to settle for playing with boys. Assuming this somehow manages to string out that long, it will be extra special pathetic if / when Tyce grows up in the next few years and also moves on from Jace into the adult world.
If I was any good at Photoshop, I'd shoop Jace's face onto this.
Just erase some of that hair, throw on some glasses (or lazy up an eye), and it'll be fine.
 
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