u kno who da fuck it is Tyce formulates the treatise of a "mcdunalds feduretion" to help the race war

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I'm sure this plan to get all the skeletons to take over McDonald's and wage war in the name of the white race will go the way of the so-called "White Justice Army."

But even if he does succeed, I'll still be laughing my ass off.
 
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Tyce has a job? Jesus.
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☝ This. At first I figured Tyce was talking about a dealing "job" that he does at various fast food joints, but it sounds like he's actually working for the clown now. I don't see anyone else commenting on it, so is this common knowledge, and somehow I missed it? When the hell did that happen? How the hell did that happen? Did TyceDad threaten to sue McD's if they didn't employ his sprog to mop out bathrooms?
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Don't forget Jace's accusation that he is not allowed to use the deep fryer because he tried to get high off the fumes.
 
Tyce working at McDonalds is an interesting turn. How long until Commander puts the pieces together and realizes that Islamo-Tyce is working from within to destroy the main food source of the USMC?
 
Why is everyone so surprised that Tyce would be down with the clown?

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What other job could we expect a Juggalo to take. I am curious what he actually does and how much interaction he has with customers, registers and reading. I like to think that now he knows about McDonald's sinister plans for world domination he is devoting himself to becoming a competent employee.
 
Yeah I work at McDonalds (In the UK mind you) and I just can't see how someone like Tyce would last more than a shift. It's not a good job but contrary to what you might believe everyone works hard and treats each other with respect (And there's a very diverse group of people including da homos and ethnic minorities). I think the culture is different from store to store but in my restaurant I could see someone getting fired for being repeatedly lazy and late, let alone for being a racist sociopath with no self-control around customers and fellow staff.
 
Well I can honestly say that I am horrifiyed that Tyce is preparing food for people becasue he doesn't call himself the prankmaster for nothing, so I wonder how many poor bastards got #TYCED by now.

"les see ho yu leik ur bagmuc afer i cod brwn on it u skleetan disrespictr" :tyceknife::sub:
 
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Well I can honestly say that I am horrifiyed that Tyce is preparing food for people becasue he doesn't call himself the prankmaster for nothing, so I wonder how many poor bastards got #TYCED by now.
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He did post a tweet saying "pronk" with an animated gif of a sneaking skeleton and McDonalds hashtags some time ago, but I don't think anyone was able to figure out what the "prank" was exactly.
 
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Well I can honestly say that I am horrifiyed that Tyce is preparing food for people becasue he doesn't call himself the prankmaster for nothing, so I wonder how many poor bastards got #TYCED by now.
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I was worried about possible Code Browns, but then I remembered that Tyce's idea of a #pronk could just as easily be writing "skealitne" on the bottom of somebody's cup, and then they throw it away without ever noticing.
 
So Tyce has been making friends on Twitter...
  1. McD Chattanooga ‏@McD_Chattanooga Dec 13
    Out late tonight? Hungry? We've got you covered. Come hang with us - it's McDonald's After Midnight.

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  2. Tyce Andrews ‏@UnknownSold1er1 Dec 14
    @McD_Chattanooga do u sell mg nuggetz after midnite... get bak 2 me... #Muchiez

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  3. McD Chattanooga ‏@McD_Chattanooga Dec 15
    @UnknownSold1er1 We sure do!

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Tyce Andrews ‏@UnknownSold1er1
@McD_Chattanooga ok nxt question can u help me in th upcomming race war.im a crew member at the springfield mcds just lookin4 sum bakup

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And now a reading of a letter from the Race War of 2015, translated for literacy.
My Dearest FagDad,
I grow wary of the upcoming conflict with the darkies and know that if not for the grace of McDonalds we would all be lost and scattered in the winds of defeat. But I take heart as I stand with my brothers in bones of the mighty Skulls battalion. Our Fledgling Federation continues to grow as we assemble the mighty nations of McDonalds into alliance, our pact sealed by blood and grease. I look to my general the assistant manager for inspiration, for it was by his words that our revolution was born. I know that the enemy number in the thousands and are no doubt being supplied by the likes of Colonel Sanders and his supply of fried poultry. Things are tense on the front line as we stand vigilant for traitors in white face, like Jace Connors, who seek to disrupt our plans of a unified Nation of McDonalds, white people, and skeletons. A place where a skeleton can walk down the street without fear of being blended, a place where a white man is entitled to as much welfare as a black man, a place where Obeme isn't president. Is such a place truly beyond our grasp? Is such a place not worth the bones of Patriots? The coming Race War 2015 shall truly be a crucible that shall no doubt only forge a better world for all that remain and I look forward to sharing such a world with you father. I smile looking back on the simpler times where a stolen credit card and 30 skeletons would make for an epic prank, those days seem so far in the past and now my aim is to prank an entire race of people out of existence. While I miss those days I must continue to look towards the future.

Affectionately yours, Commander of Pranks Tyce Andrews

If someone wants to photoshop Tyce, Ronald McDonald, and a bunch of skeletons into an old Civil War picture that would be great.
 
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