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🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.
A brief accidental glimpse of the RALPHAMALE’s deluxe accommodations in ‘paradise’ Wyświetl załącznik 9246999
No attempts to flex the room cause it’s probably the mexican equivalent of a Motel 6.
and the bar he spent hours hanging around (because that’s basically all he does in these rare irl streams, find a bar to plant himself in) Wyświetl załącznik 9247011
looks cute from afar but look closer and it’s obvious you’re in a third world dive.
LMAO, this just demonstrates what a wet brain Ralph is and also very bad at math. He probably does think it’s like 50 visits because a simple trip is such a Herculean undertaking for Ralph. Visits he barely survived since he is a raging alcoholic and Xanax addict.
Like all addicts and assholes the bad deeds are quickly forgotten and underplayed, but what he views as his good deeds are legendary and exaggerated to an absurd degree.
Ralph publicized every terrible visit he ever bothered to make with Xander because he’s a petulant child and wanted to use the visits to fundraise, alog the Vickers and show how much he “lubbed muh sun”. Ralph traveled to visit Xander well under a dozen times. The total amount of trips was about six or seven, but sometimes he was sober enough to manage two separate visits per trip, but not often. I think he actually managed to visit on Saturday and Sunday maybe three times. He was usually to drunk or hungover to get there on time for one of the visits.
I’m sure someone will tally it up, but my good memory and math guesstimate is 11 individual court supervised visits, out of 7-8 actual trips, and I’m being generous here. Ralph has spent less than 30 total hours with his son over five years. This means he has spent more hours drinking in a bar in one week than he’s bothered to spend with his son in five years.
LMAO, this just demonstrates what a wet brain Ralph is and also very bad at math. He probably does think it’s like 50 visits because a simple trip is such a Herculean undertaking for Ralph. Visits he barely survived since he is a raging alcoholic and Xanax addict.
Like all addicts and assholes the bad deeds are quickly forgotten and underplayed, but what he views as his good deeds are legendary and exaggerated to an absurd degree.
Ralph publicized every terrible visit he ever bothered to make with Xander because he’s a petulant child and wanted to use the visits to fundraise, alog the Vickers and show how much he “lubbed muh sun”. Ralph traveled to visit Xander well under a dozen times. The total amount of trips was about six or seven, but sometimes he was sober enough to manage two separate visits per trip, but not often. I think he actually managed to visit on Saturday and Sunday maybe three times. He was usually to drunk or hungover to get there on time for one of the visits.
I’m sure someone will tally it up, but my good memory and math guesstimate is 11 individual court supervised visits, out of 7-8 actual trips, and I’m being generous here. Ralph has spent less than 30 total hours with his son over five years. This means he has spent more hours drinking in a bar in one week than he’s bothered to spend with his son in five years.
The real question is why Fatass Faith isn't going for termination of parental rights. I know old man Vickers has to be bugging her about it despite his whole "I don't have any control over it" speech.
Each visit could/should have consisted of consecutive days. So double to triple the amount of trips he's taken. Even then though, there is no chance in fucking hell he has travelled for Xander 20 times.
Each visit could/should have consisted of consecutive days. So double to triple the amount of trips he's taken. Even then though, there is no chance in fucking hell he has travelled for Xander 20 times.
We also have to remember that there was at least one visit, that I remember and I'm sure I'm forgetting more, where he made the trip to SoCal, but didn't see lil' Xannie because he was too drunk/high/lazy/it was hot outside.
We also have to remember that there was at least one visit, that I remember and I'm sure I'm forgetting more, where he made the trip to SoCal, but didn't see lil' Xannie because he was too drunk/high/lazy/it was hot outside.
There were several trips where he was supposed to do visits on Saturday and Sunday and only managed one day. I think there was one trip he shit the bed entirely missing both days.
I’m trying to remember if he managed to miss both visits when pawpaws ring got robbed and he begged for a biker banana. I think he managed to get there on Sunday because I was so disgusted he would be in a filthy Tijuana whore hotel and strip club, then just hours showing up unkempt, reeking of booze, cigarettes and god knows what bodily fluids to play with a three year old child. (He had proudly displayed the free anal lube packets in his hotel room the previous night)
His attempts at trying to make visits to his son an opportunity to visit discount whorehouses in Tijuana was a fun disaster to watch unfold.
For a guy who has trouble merely getting to a scheduled flight on time him having to catch flights, buses and cross the land border on a time table was certainly a choice. This alone is probably why he thinks he visited Xander 50-60 times. Most people could cross Darien Gap with less trouble than Ralph getting from Tijuana to Sandy Eggo.
I seem to remember almost 8 months ago him vowing to see Xander in November no matter what and nobody can stop him bish and then he hasn't been back and has no plans to go back.
My favorite is his delusion that his keeds will decide at 18 that they really want a relationship with the fat drunk loser who abused their mothers (the ones who have been providing for them for their entire lives) and after years of being able to access this site and learning what a worthless disgusting human he is.
There were several trips where he was supposed to do visits on Saturday and Sunday and only managed one day. I think there was one trip he shit the bed entirely missing both days.
I’m trying to remember if he managed to miss both visits when pawpaws ring got robbed and he begged for a biker banana. I think he managed to get there on Sunday because I was so disgusted he would be in a filthy Tijuana whore hotel and strip club, then just hours showing up unkempt, reeking of booze, cigarettes and god knows what bodily fluids to play with a three year old child. (He had proudly displayed the free anal lube packets in his hotel room the previous night)
His attempts at trying to make visits to his son an opportunity to visit discount whorehouses in Tijuana was a fun disaster to watch unfold.
For a guy who has trouble merely getting to a scheduled flight on time him having to catch flights, buses and cross the land border on a time table was certainly a choice. This alone is probably why he thinks he visited Xander 50-60 times. Most people could cross Darien Gap with less trouble than Ralph getting from Tijuana to Sandy Eggo.
There were several trips where he was supposed to do visits on Saturday and Sunday and only managed one day. I think there was one trip he shit the bed entirely missing both days.
I’m trying to remember if he managed to miss both visits when pawpaws ring got robbed and he begged for a biker banana. I think he managed to get there on Sunday because I was so disgusted he would be in a filthy Tijuana whore hotel and strip club, then just hours showing up unkempt, reeking of booze, cigarettes and god knows what bodily fluids to play with a three year old child. (He had proudly displayed the free anal lube packets in his hotel room the previous night)
His attempts at trying to make visits to his son an opportunity to visit discount whorehouses in Tijuana was a fun disaster to watch unfold.
For a guy who has trouble merely getting to a scheduled flight on time him having to catch flights, buses and cross the land border on a time table was certainly a choice. This alone is probably why he thinks he visited Xander 50-60 times. Most people could cross Darien Gap with less trouble than Ralph getting from Tijuana to Sandy Eggo.
You're right. I didn't make my post clear. I don't remember him ever missing both days, but there were certainly trips where he was supposed to make two visits and only did one.
How he hasn't been flayed alive on camera is beyond me. Apparently Yucatan is still contested territory and deemed "safe", still though its ethan ralph. You would think that he would inevitably get noticed and dissappeared considering he has little to nothing in assets, family, or business presence worth keeping him around.
You're right. I didn't make my post clear. I don't remember him ever missing both days, but there were certainly trips where he was supposed to make two visits and only did one.
The funny part is I think there was exactly ONE “visit muh son” that he roped a visit to Dick’s house and it was such an epic disaster (it was the visit Pantsu managed to escape) it resulted in a total Ralph-ban from the Barbie Dream house.
Dick propped him up in the aftermath of the stream that Ralph pilfered his psychedelic drawer just he could ensure he could get him the fuck out of his house and LA without another meltdown or suicide baiting. He took the big baby out for an ice cream cone and made sure he made his flight. But any friendship was done after that. Dick was civil and maintained some contact online but that visit was the final nail in the coffin.
A year or two later Ralph attempted to strong arm another visit to Dick using the excuse of a Xander visit in Sandy Eggo. Dick rebuffed him when he showed up in LA and his consolation prize was lunch with Pedo Vito. IIRC this LA visit resulted in Dick and Milo doing a stream about Ralph needing rehab. I think Ralph had tried to plan some half-assed event where he would stream with Dick and Milo in LA but it just resulted in them telling him to get help. (This was what caused Ralph to claim to go to “rehab” for two weeks. Who knows what he actually did but when he returned he had at least decreased his day drinking and was a more functional addict for a few months)
I’m detailing all this because I know Ralph’s wetbrain has totally rewritten reality to flatter himself. Ralph has always used visits to Xander as excuses to try and do other things. The very few visits he made that were pretty straightforward visits just to see his Xander he was sullen and grim. The visits he tried to include Dick, Mary Jane or Tijuana whores he was upbeat and excited. Xander is a footnote and he wouldn’t visit him at all without SM pressure or as way to pivot the visit for other activities, particular forcing social interactions with anyone in California he can rope in.
The fact that Ralph estimated he had visited Xander 50-60 times just shows how deluded Ralph is about what a devoted father he’s been. I think Ralph hates Josh and KF with such a passion because it’s an archive of his life that totally conflicts and upends the flattering, false narrative he is always inventing.
I really hope Ralph manages to publish his autobiography online one day. I think the biggest problem now is he needs AI to write it, but given that AI will use KF, Twitter and the KF archive as its biggest resources it’s lost cause. Ralph wants a “gonzo style” hagiography not anything approaching reality. Ralph has been bathing in delusional narratives and addict rationalizations for far too long to be able to handle reading an AI factual recreation of the past decade. The “It’s nawt trooo…” cope loses effectiveness after hundreds of uses.
I’m detailing all this because I know Ralph’s wetbrain has totally rewritten reality to flatter himself. Ralph has always used visits to Xander as excuses to try and do other things. The very few visits he made that were pretty straightforward visits just to see his Xander he was sullen and grim. The visits he tried to include Dick, Mary Jane or Tijuana whores he was upbeat and excited. Xander is a footnote and he wouldn’t visit him at all without SM pressure or as way to pivot the visit for other activities, particular forcing social interactions with anyone in California he can rope in.
I know we talk about how uncomfortable it must be for Xanduh when he's whisked away to the government facility for a supervised visit with his dear ol' dad, but there's no way Ralph isn't even more uncomfortable. It's not like caring about anyone else comes naturally to da Ralphamale in the first place, and every rare encounter with Xanduh just has to be the most awkward thing ever.
To be the mandatory government supervisor in the room, watching this father without any real connection to his son, timidly attempt to interact. Yet exactly as you mentioned, visiting Xanduh wasn't enough to incentivise Ralph, it was all the other shit. Which stands the fuck out, like a black dude at a klam rally, when Xanduh visits dropped off a cliff after daddeh Juju disowned his pigly e-son*.
*- Though I'll always look back fondly at the pure cringe when Ralph would pathetically and repeatedly xeet at Juju to desperately inform him he was in the area. Especially when it was blatantly obvious how much that shit embarrassed Juju (as it would anyone) while their relationship was already severed. The problem was Juju never directly told Ralph to stay away, and Ralph has a profound inability to 'take the hint' when it comes to things like this. However, it is curious how da Ralphamale has never had himself a good hollerin' over his daddeh (and KILLSTREAM HoF inductee, which was also a delightfully cringe stream) absconding him. IMO, Juju eas a different, more personal type of e-daddeh for Ralph.
Either way, It's all really just an amazing thing to watch. Not only is everything related to Xanduh the direct product of Ralph's retarded actions, actions of which da gaylogs heavily and sincerely advised against, but his pathological insistence to impotently own da gaylogs by larping he lubs his son is all just so ridiculous. Like nigga. Ralph is a stranger to Xanduh just as much as Xanduh is a stranger Ralph. The fact he poorly pretends otherwise is a mixture of surreal sadness and plain silliness.
So little ralphie got himself a case of heat exhaustion on his struggle trip to ‘Paradise,’ like the elder fatty he is. Know who’s the most prone to heat exhaustion?
1) the elderly
2) the fat
Ralphie fits the bill. Especially since he chose to wear layers in the miserably hot dangerously humid conditions,
in a failed attempt to hide his fatness. Heat index of 107 and along comes ralphie in his cute little outfit, all red and black to go with his knee brace. All color coordinated. He’s a teenage girl in a middle-aged obese male body.
