🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[unironicjudiaism]

A brief accidental glimpse of the RALPHAMALE’s deluxe accommodations in ‘paradise’
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No attempts to flex the room cause it’s probably the mexican equivalent of a Motel 6.

and the bar he spent hours hanging around (because that’s basically all he does in these rare irl streams, find a bar to plant himself in)
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looks cute from afar but look closer and it’s obvious you’re in a third world dive.

As we used to say when we got shittered when I was a much younger man and took home a woman while wearing beer goggles and woke up the next morning

Looked good from far but far from good

 

[hawkisnight]

I wouldn't touch any of those women, period. And I especially wouldn't touch Scarlett.

Every time I hear about Scarlett I think of her pouring mayo into her mouth. Clip almost made me puke.

Spoiler

I've never saw her "work" clips and never will.

 

[lester]

Ralph says on the stream last night that he's had 50-60 visits with Xander he'll have to go back and add them up.

 

[JudyTester]

Every time I hear about Scarlett I think of her pouring mayo into her mouth. Clip almost made me puke.

Spoiler

I've never saw her "work" clips and never will.

It was ranch dressing! Don't besmirch our queen.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph says on the stream last night that he's had 50-60 visits with Xander he'll have to go back and add them up.

LMAO, this just demonstrates what a wet brain Ralph is and also very bad at math. He probably does think it’s like 50 visits because a simple trip is such a Herculean undertaking for Ralph. Visits he barely survived since he is a raging alcoholic and Xanax addict.

Like all addicts and assholes the bad deeds are quickly forgotten and underplayed, but what he views as his good deeds are legendary and exaggerated to an absurd degree.

Ralph publicized every terrible visit he ever bothered to make with Xander because he’s a petulant child and wanted to use the visits to fundraise, alog the Vickers and show how much he “lubbed muh sun”. Ralph traveled to visit Xander well under a dozen times. The total amount of trips was about six or seven, but sometimes he was sober enough to manage two separate visits per trip, but not often. I think he actually managed to visit on Saturday and Sunday maybe three times. He was usually to drunk or hungover to get there on time for one of the visits.

I’m sure someone will tally it up, but my good memory and math guesstimate is 11 individual court supervised visits, out of 7-8 actual trips, and I’m being generous here. Ralph has spent less than 30 total hours with his son over five years. This means he has spent more hours drinking in a bar in one week than he’s bothered to spend with his son in five years.

 

[Jungle_Bananas]

LMAO, this just demonstrates what a wet brain Ralph is and also very bad at math. He probably does think it’s like 50 visits because a simple trip is such a Herculean undertaking for Ralph. Visits he barely survived since he is a raging alcoholic and Xanax addict.

Like all addicts and assholes the bad deeds are quickly forgotten and underplayed, but what he views as his good deeds are legendary and exaggerated to an absurd degree.

Ralph publicized every terrible visit he ever bothered to make with Xander because he’s a petulant child and wanted to use the visits to fundraise, alog the Vickers and show how much he “lubbed muh sun”. Ralph traveled to visit Xander well under a dozen times. The total amount of trips was about six or seven, but sometimes he was sober enough to manage two separate visits per trip, but not often. I think he actually managed to visit on Saturday and Sunday maybe three times. He was usually to drunk or hungover to get there on time for one of the visits.

I’m sure someone will tally it up, but my good memory and math guesstimate is 11 individual court supervised visits, out of 7-8 actual trips, and I’m being generous here. Ralph has spent less than 30 total hours with his son over five years. This means he has spent more hours drinking in a bar in one week than he’s bothered to spend with his son in five years.

Pretty sure we just have to wait for Vickers to correct the record, he can't resist the chance to jump in

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

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[break these cuffs]

Ralph says on the stream last night that he's had 50-60 visits with Xander he'll have to go back and add them up.

He might have had 50 or 60 chances to visit, but he's made how many of those? 4? 6?

 

[Indrick Boreale]

The real question is why Fatass Faith isn't going for termination of parental rights. I know old man Vickers has to be bugging her about it despite his whole "I don't have any control over it" speech.

 

[ddlloo]

Each visit could/should have consisted of consecutive days. So double to triple the amount of trips he's taken. Even then though, there is no chance in fucking hell he has travelled for Xander 20 times.

 

[break these cuffs]

Each visit could/should have consisted of consecutive days. So double to triple the amount of trips he's taken. Even then though, there is no chance in fucking hell he has travelled for Xander 20 times.

We also have to remember that there was at least one visit, that I remember and I'm sure I'm forgetting more, where he made the trip to SoCal, but didn't see lil' Xannie because he was too drunk/high/lazy/it was hot outside.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

We also have to remember that there was at least one visit, that I remember and I'm sure I'm forgetting more, where he made the trip to SoCal, but didn't see lil' Xannie because he was too drunk/high/lazy/it was hot outside.

There were several trips where he was supposed to do visits on Saturday and Sunday and only managed one day. I think there was one trip he shit the bed entirely missing both days.

I’m trying to remember if he managed to miss both visits when pawpaws ring got robbed and he begged for a biker banana. I think he managed to get there on Sunday because I was so disgusted he would be in a filthy Tijuana whore hotel and strip club, then just hours showing up unkempt, reeking of booze, cigarettes and god knows what bodily fluids to play with a three year old child. (He had proudly displayed the free anal lube packets in his hotel room the previous night)

His attempts at trying to make visits to his son an opportunity to visit discount whorehouses in Tijuana was a fun disaster to watch unfold.

For a guy who has trouble merely getting to a scheduled flight on time him having to catch flights, buses and cross the land border on a time table was certainly a choice. This alone is probably why he thinks he visited Xander 50-60 times. Most people could cross Darien Gap with less trouble than Ralph getting from Tijuana to Sandy Eggo.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I seem to remember almost 8 months ago him vowing to see Xander in November no matter what and nobody can stop him bish and then he hasn't been back and has no plans to go back.

My favorite is his delusion that his keeds will decide at 18 that they really want a relationship with the fat drunk loser who abused their mothers (the ones who have been providing for them for their entire lives) and after years of being able to access this site and learning what a worthless disgusting human he is.

 

[Fannyscum]

There were several trips where he was supposed to do visits on Saturday and Sunday and only managed one day. I think there was one trip he shit the bed entirely missing both days.

I’m trying to remember if he managed to miss both visits when pawpaws ring got robbed and he begged for a biker banana. I think he managed to get there on Sunday because I was so disgusted he would be in a filthy Tijuana whore hotel and strip club, then just hours showing up unkempt, reeking of booze, cigarettes and god knows what bodily fluids to play with a three year old child. (He had proudly displayed the free anal lube packets in his hotel room the previous night)

His attempts at trying to make visits to his son an opportunity to visit discount whorehouses in Tijuana was a fun disaster to watch unfold.

For a guy who has trouble merely getting to a scheduled flight on time him having to catch flights, buses and cross the land border on a time table was certainly a choice. This alone is probably why he thinks he visited Xander 50-60 times. Most people could cross Darien Gap with less trouble than Ralph getting from Tijuana to Sandy Eggo.

There's a couple of mentions still on his twitter: