🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

Ralph started streaming 4 hours ago but stopped on youtube and twitter after 3 hours. He's still live on rumble. I haven't gone through it to see if there's a reason why. Here's an archive of the twitter rip in case the rumble version is gone by the time I get back on my pc (I can't archive rumble streams on mobile anyway). I'll archive the rumble version in a few hours as long as it's still up.

720p local (950MB)

2:59:44

 

[30+GameOvers]

Mersh is reading the new Rumble creator program rules: Ralph is kinda fucked.

Requirements:
-From 20 live viewers to 75 minimum
-From 200 watch hours to 500 watch hours
-20 shorts per month (it was a suggestion before, now a requirement)

-Buy up more bots to fake more minimal engagement
-Likewise for watch hours
-Make shorts of your every meal, call it "content"
You can't stop the Killstream, baby!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Regarding the gruesome twosome’s appearances on MLC, Kevin Brennan has been completely negative on Ralph for a while. But this week he also made it clear where he stands with Scarlett. Exact quote: “I don’t trust Scarlett.”

KB said she makes a big show of fighting with Ethan and then messages him (KB) that she and Ralph are still having sweet convos. He thinks she’s full of shit and doesn’t like how she fucks with his show. Example: Scarlett asks for the link for days on end, he sends it to her, she doesn’t respond until four hours later — and then comes on audio only because she doesn’t “feel pretty.” He ended up kicking everyone off and walking away from his own show in exasperation. His explanation in part was that Scarlett comes on and shows cleavage and says other shit that could get him in trouble with YouTube and he doesn’t want to lose a month’s pay because Scarlett is a fuckup.

He also makes fun of Ralph trying to LARP as a pimp by demanding KB pay Scarlett for every time she pops onto MLC.

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

I'll archive the rumble version in a few hours as long as it's still up.

Here's the rumble version archive. Idk why they were split but I do know Ralph did it deliberately, he mentions around 2:56:00 that everyone watching on youtube and twitter needs to switch over to rumble. Otherwise this was a pretty nothing stream from what I've seen, he just watched TV news again doing the political commentator larp like that's what people tune in for.

720p external (1.48GB)
Archive.org

360p local (700MB)

Spoiler: Rumble rant

Btw fuck rumble. First I can only get their vids to download through 4k, there's no faster download site I've found and yt-dlp only works once in a blue moon. Second the download rate is limited to 8mbps. Third their half assed compression means I need to run these 5 hour streams through ffmpeg on my potato laptop to get them down to a civillized file size when they're finally done. This is why I prefer to archive Ralph's streams through twitter (or youtube when twitter doesn't want to work, which is more often than I'd like, but still both are way better than rumble).

 

[You're MDNWU]

He also makes fun of Ralph trying to LARP as a pimp by demanding KB pay Scarlett for every time she pops onto MLC.

Maybe if she had to go through Ralph and maybe if Ralph was the least bit threatening.

But unfortunately for Ralph, every video of him "fighting" is him getting his ass beat or just threatening women; the latest one isn't even phased by him as she's likely dealt with actual pimps.

 

[Truly Rural]

everyone watching on youtube and twitter needs to switch over to rumble

Did his rumble viewer count change at all from this? Maybe that's what he hoped for.

 

[unironicjudiaism]

 

[Sexy Potoo]

"Get busy living, or get busy dying..."
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Well he is certainly working on the second part. I never seen a man look so homeless in his life.

I thought phrase "mixing tuna and mayonnaise with his bare hands" in the Community Happenings post was a euphemism for jerking off, and I thought Ralph pulled a DSP. This is only slightly less disgusting.

 

[Sirfaggot]

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Fact: ayyylawgs can only aspire to this level of aura.

 

[ASeabear8952]

-20 shorts per month (it was a suggestion before, now a requirement)

Saw on Kino Casino last night that Chris Pavlovski reversed his decision on this part but either way Ralph is still fucked.

 

[HackerX]

I thought phrase "mixing tuna and mayonnaise with his bare hands" in the Community Happenings post was a euphemism for jerking off, and I thought Ralph pulled a DSP. This is only slightly less disgusting.

We're hoping it's mayonnaise, but who the hell really knows for sure.