🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Telemeter]

Here we have some incredible footage showing us the horrifying eating behavior of the ragepig. After finally remembering which song is about bitches and the untrustworthiness of thee, Ralph thinks he brings up the title card to end the stream and wanders off to go get some food. He then returns with 2 full arms worth of junk food, sits down and begins literally pigging out while unaware his face cam is still on. Only after a few agonizing minutes of dishonoring himself does he read a chatter telling him it's on, trying to laugh it off, rubs his greasy hands in his greasy hair and ends the stream out of embarassment



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He's eating tuna pouches with his bare hands like an indian.

LMAO

I don't know what is funnier, that he eats like a pig or that he is too weak to tear fucking aluminum foil open.

 

[JAKL II]

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He's eating tuna pouches with his bare hands like an indian.

LMAO

I don't know what is funnier, that he eats like a pig or that he is too weak to tear fucking aluminum foil open.

Too retarded to see the tear marks on the side for easy opening too.

 

[break these cuffs]

Too retarded to see the tear marks on the side for easy opening too.

This confirms my hypothesis that he has to request the pharmacia put his xannies in non-childproof containers.

 

[Blue Gunty]

So was he so poor that he stole his cat's food?

 

[Rudy Coleman]

Ralph eating plain raw ingredients like an actual animal digging through the trash.

 

[Um...]

“Ah wuz VORACIOUS. Hadn’t eaten in TEN HOURS!’ Yeah that totally explains eating with your hands and smearing food all over your face like a toddler. Who hasn’t done this

when they were really REALLY HUNGRY? Totally normal, guys.
The best part is when he rubs his greasy hand with globs of goo still on it all over his hair

Probably stumbled off to bed like this too.
(p.s. ten hours is not a long time between meals btw)

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Damn piggy is speed running getting back to his old weight. The great pig fiesta really captures the true grotesqueness of this porcine beast.
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It's like the stills from some documentary on hominids: Homo Sus Sus feasting on scraps.

 

[HackerX]

(p.s. ten hours is not a long time between meals btw)

IDK. Seething takes a lot out of you.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

“Ah wuz VORACIOUS. Hadn’t eaten in TEN HOURS!’ Yeah that totally explains eating with your hands and smearing food all over your face like a toddler. Who hasn’t done this
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when they were really REALLY HUNGRY? Totally normal, guys.
The best part is when he rubs his greasy hand with globs of goo still on it all over his hair
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Probably stumbled off to bed like this too.
(p.s. ten hours is not a long time between meals btw)

Things are really getting so grim in the ralphahovel. This is depression eating if I have ever seen it, just shoving whatever he has on hand into his maw.
Scar has buckbroken this man more thoroughly than anything else in his life.

 

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He's eating tuna pouches with his bare hands like an indian.

LMAO

I don't know what is funnier, that he eats like a pig or that he is too weak to tear fucking aluminum foil open.

Eating mexican cat food for sustenance is peak gonzo

 

[Um...]

just shoving whatever he has on hand into his maw.

With his hands. Like a toddler. And not chips or anything you’d normally eat with your hands either. Tuna in a pouch and something white and gooey.
That’s the best part.

 

[break these cuffs]

Eating mexican cat food for sustenance is peak gonzo

Dórítós es muy caliente. You can only get the good stuff in Mehico!

Much safer than America!

 

[Tyronneasaurus Rex]

Damn piggy is speed running getting back to his old weight. The great pig fiesta really captures the true grotesqueness of this porcine beast.
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Gross, I think I need to go to Church and toss holy water in my eyes.

 

[MadStan]

Quite literally if a pig had hands, this is how it would eat. I bet the keyboard has a layer of fat on it so thick you could ski on it.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Ralph eating plain raw ingredients like an actual animal digging through the trash.

At least the trash burger was a complete sandwich.

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

(p.s. ten hours is not a long time between meals btw)

Especially not when you're abusing stimulants

 

[ihaveelbows]

When I am hungry I grilled up a steak or chicken breast. Or heat something I already made up in an oven or something.

Do you think Ethan can afford groceries?

 

[Harlan Wick]

When I am hungry I grilled up a steak or chicken breast. Or heat something I already made up in an oven or something.

Do you think Ethan can afford groceries?

I think it is more an issue of motivation over finances. The only time this fat hog cooks is when he is trying to own the alogs.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

No child, it is actually not I who is owned by wolfing down Mexican poverty food in disgusting fashion, because I knew I would be made fun of for it.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

After his bagged tuna he washes it down with boxed milk and vodka