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📚 MegathreadTrannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet
They’re XXY and have a more pear shaped body type, grow man titties of various degrees, are usually infertile, but they still have that Y chromosome and look like men.
I believe that the Marquis De Sade described such a man as a character in 120 Days of Sodom.
One of the four Libertines who was leading the excesses in the creepy scenario.
I am sure that most men who have this Syndrome are not such degenerates, but it is pretty clear that De Sade had encountered such men in his personal life of sleaze and perversion.
I believe that the Marquis De Sade described such a man as a character in 120 Days of Sodom.
One of the four Libertines who was leading the excesses in the creepy scenario.
I am sure that most men who have this Syndrome are not such degenerates, but it is pretty clear that De Sade had encountered such men in his personal life of sleaze and perversion.
So the only "femme" that has any success getting fucked is the one with a bunch of surgery to look more feminine? Don't bother stopping the presses.
In the meantime, Jacob and I both OMG’d over our new favorite word—”femmezone”—as I imagined saying it with three syllables, fe-me-zone, like Amazon. That kind of wit and creativity is exactly how so many of us trans kids have trained ourselves to combat rejection.
iirc he came to the site once. he'd donated his entire collection of pads to the homeless and trooned out. bless him, but i don't think it was the right direction. that was when KF was less TTD.
This.
When i was online dating pretransition I did these step with women.
I won't meet until we've chatted for a week. I requested a phone call or better yet FaceTime.
Then it's always a meeting for coffee or an early dinner, work no going to a bar afterwards. I also never had more than 2 drinks, 1 or zero is the best number.
Those were with women who are 1000% less dangerous than a man. If i have to go back to dating these fuckers are getting a back ground check before I see them lol
Sounds like good general advice not just for troons?
That's my impression, but I have never used dating apps.
Those were not a thing when I was dating.
I don't normally post in this thread but the self own in this was too much to ignore. Jealousy in a picture
These sort of tumblr "positivity posts" always amuse me because when someone adds something else it's coin toss whether it becomes a chain of wholesomeness or the op gets pissed someone added something else. They could have actually saved this if the just told the other person it was off topic but the insults and whining about how hard it is makes this a self own.
They're all broken because it's an old ass article. I found and posted the actual funny one along with the link, which shows the three unrecovered survivors of a Goodwill explosion.
It's also fun to see that they are still blaming "British colonialism" for Muslim hatred of gays. Funny, the British got over it, but Muzzies can't? They are stuck forever in that cultural import, and lack the agency (or moral strength, or intelligence) to escape it alone? Well, I guess we'll just have to swoop back in and fix that, then!
If they can't blame British colonialism they'll blame the Ottomans. Browns accepted all kinds of different genders until those fucking whiteys came along!
. It doesn't make sense for gay Scots to look at the only democracy in the Middle East, with Tel Aviv known for its thriving gay nightlife, and go "bad, awful, worst country ever
Israel's religious courts, which oversees marriages in the country, does not recognize same-sex marriages. Most gay Israelis get married in Cyprus or foreign nations. Israel does produce the lion's share of Troon juice: Teva pharmaceuticals. One building was hit during Iran's attacks.
Now excluding Intersex people, this is just so funny to me.
Trannies and non binary people are mentally ill. To be changing your gender and thinking it's normal, or saying you're some other gender is absolutely comical.
I excluded Intersex people because those people can't help being born with extra parts. However I don't know how this New Zealand law affects them. If someone knows please tell me.
I saw this and was reminded of copshatemoe, a plucky Pooner who lived in a shed in her parents' backyard and was mortally afraid of bugs. She hasn't posted in five years. If that law indeed passes New Zealand will be TERF island Mk II.
I believe that the Marquis De Sade described such a man as a character in 120 Days of Sodom.
One of the four Libertines who was leading the excesses in the creepy scenario.
I am sure that most men who have this Syndrome are not such degenerates, but it is pretty clear that De Sade had encountered such men in his personal life of sleaze and perversion.
He likely based that character off of Chevalier d'Eon, who legally changed his sex to female under the Ancien Regime. He likely had Klinefelter Syndrome. Thread tax: a Troon gets dragged for demanding that lesbians accept girldick - for once.
the approximate murders for a man in the united states is 8.94 per 100,000. That's not even account for the amount of troons that are in sex work that skew the stats.
Intersex people are incredibly rare, but even when they exist, they are almost always clearly one sex.
It’s that they will have some element of the other set of genitals present.
I.E. a man with half formed ovaries, or a woman with an oversized clitoris.
There, to my and the internet’s knowledge, has never been a credible actual example of a true human hermaphrodite in recorded history.
Literally someone with a functional vagina, ovaries, uterus, womb, penis and testicles.
It’s never been recorded, if it has happened.
Basically, the genuine intersex people can just carry on as they have been living under this law.
Unless they want to make a fuss and declare that they are intersex publicly.
Our femcel pooner is mad that women see her for what she actually is.
The beste quotes being:
"Transmen deserve women" and "I hate that these women see us as lessbians or cringe"
My personal favorite one:
"I'm becoming bitter and it's tough if I puff up my chess and it will attract women to have this bad boy stotic attitude, but it ends up getting me blocked."
She certainly thinks like your average transcel, but at least she's giving bi-girls a chance this time.
Man, this thread moves fast when life is keeping you off of the farms. I hope my milk isn't too curdled, because I've really got gallons of it, specially milked from my favorite breed: Honsteins!
Starting off strong, a tranny gets "randomly" punched in the face outside of a thrift store in the good ol' state of Texas. While I'm amused at the idea of a drive-by clocking due to clocking, I find this tale far too simplistic for me to believe it at face value; I mean, let's be real here, if you were put into one of the most violent juvenile detention centers in Texas and have a history of relapsing into some kind of drug addiction, this leads me to believe you're no stranger to fisticuffs - so this trembling lamb shtick tells me there's definitely a wolf hiding underneath that fluffy coat. Link | Archive
I’ve been in Texas off and on for just about all my life. As a kid I went to the most violent juvenile detention center in the state, and was singled out by guards who knew I was gay and abused me. And after coming out as trans three years ago, I’ve been chased out of a bathroom and followed home from bars.
Last week though caught me off guard. As I was walking out of a thrift store, a guy punched me in the eye and called me the f slur and a pedophile. It hurt my feelings more than the black eye hurts at all.
As long as I can remember, this state has made me suffer. And after relapsing, I lost my wallet with all my IDs. The state is dragging its feet giving me my social. I’m feel trapped here. I don’t want to be alive here any longer and I feel crushed by it all. I feel like I’ll never be free until I’m out of this place. And I’m never getting out. All I’ve ever dreamed of is moving to Seattle and being normal. It feels so far away. I feel so left behind. I can’t do this anymore. Being alive here is torture and I know of only one other way to be free.
And if I do it, they’ll put a man’s name on my toe tag.
First it was the cripples, and now it's the fatties: On his way out of the door, a troon startles a couple in which the woman curses in surprise; OP naturally assumes that her exclamation was actually because he's a skunk ape wearing human clothes and makes a rude remark about her weight, which is a perfect opportunity to humblebrag about his own gymrattery in comparison to her. You can really tell all of the other SJW claptrap was a whole bunch of nothing to trannies because back in the olden days, to hate upon the handicapped and handsomely proportioned was most certainly an egregious White Cismalian sin; deep down inside, though, in the heart of every "leftist" troon lurks a panty-stealing boy who used to find notoriously problematic Cyanide & Happiness the height of comedy. Link | Archive
Then the lady goes “fu**ing hell” I just said thank you.
I had spent ages doing my makeup felt amazing why are some people like that? She was a bigger woman I’m very gym fit I would never look at her and say that while she is running as she is just starting out with that so what gives her the right to stare at me with her boyfriend and say that when I’m all alone braving the and just being myself enjoying life??
Though his company's allegedly almost 100% supportive of his troonacy, a MTF still can't manage to win over that last 5% - specifically a female coworker who calls a spade a spade and points out that the lipstick on this pig ain't his shade. Notably, one of OP's major conflicts with her is over women's restrooms as she challenges him on why he wants to be a "man using the girl's potty"... only to later on clarify that the coworker herself is responsible for cleaning bathrooms and other parts of the workplace. OP does manage to get HR to reprimand her, but that simply makes his coworker resort to grey rocking him, which makes him cry harder because he didn't get her to grovel properly as intended. Given that it appears OP supposedly had a male coworker threaten him shortly after, I wonder: is his workplace really accepting, or is everyone waiting for the Teflon Tard protected by the shield of HR to find a new job once he realizes none of them actually like him? Link | Archive
I have been experiencing issues with a very arrogant and transphobic coworker. I work for a supportive company where 95% of the people are supportive and respectful, but, here is an example of the 5% who are not supportive af all. The funny thing is that she was never like this before, and she only recently started this stuff. It all started with her calling me a ‘man who likes makeup’ and would laugh at me, but then she would compliment me too, wtf. It all got worse when I came out to her and told her how I was transitioning and changing my name, to which she responded to another coworker who was asking about it too, she basically used my deadname and told that one coworker that I was changing my name, along with misgendering me and still deadnaming me, and making me feel out of place.When I told her I wanted to use the women’s restroom as part of my transition, she invaded my workspace one day and asked me ‘so you want to use our bathroom now, why?’ To which I responded ‘Because I feel safer there as I present much more feminine now then before, and she basically outed me and told a bunch of people without my permission about how I want to ‘be a man using the girl’s potty.’ She then from what I remember was cleaning out the ladies room as a part of her job as she cleans the bathrooms and other facilities, and basically followed me in and kind of stalked me by standing inside the bathroom and wouldn’t leave until I left, like, wtf, is she the bathroom police? I already went and told HR about most of what has happened, and supposedly HR talked to that coworker, and now, she won’t even talk to me or acknowledge me…. I am literally so sick of her and so hurt by her actions to the point that I want morning to do with her anymore and I’m afraid to go to work now, smh. I literally feel like I want to cry so hard as I literally can’t believe that work of all places has a person who won’t accept me. Is there any advice anyone has here now that I updated the story and gave new details? Thanks in advance girlies.
A pooner has the blessing of consistently flying under the radar as a modern-day Mulan, but there's some serious drawbacks to such a privilege: everyone is constantly calling her pants-shittingly, gag-inducingly hideous. As in, random strangers will literally point and laugh at how she has a tiny head, how she looks like she has a disability or even that she appears to be a gnome numerous times a week. Of all the insults she receives, the one comparing her to Harry Potter is definitely the funniest to me because I can only imagine that to be associated with anything Rowlingian must be an even crueler jab to a TiF than to be compared to a leper or the Elephant Man. Link | Archive
im a transgender man in my early thirties. i pass as male, but people now make fun of my appearance constantly. half the time i leave the house, some stranger has to comment on how ugly i am. a teenager pointed at me the other day, said (verbatim), "ha-ha, you have a tiny head!" and then both her parents laughed at me and kept walking lol.my coworkers at every job i have are always making loud comments about my appearance "behind my back," intending for me to overhear--generally they'll joke about how i must have a tiny dick, how i'm short, how i look like a gnome or like i'm disabled or like a kid (for some reason, random people call me "harry potter" all the time even though i don't wear glasses, i don't have the same haircut, and i look absolutely nothing like daniel radcliffe? lol this one is more baffling than insulting to me), etc. it used to suck back when i thought i was a lesbian and people would comment on how i should grow my hair out or men would "joke" about correctively raping me or whatever, but those incidents were less frequent and were easier to understand as pure bigotry. most people aren't really being bigoted towards me anymore (sometimes a stranger will call me a slur for gay guys, but that's less frequent)--they're mostly just telling me i'm ugly. constantly. all the fucking time. at least three times a week.
i expected this to happen on some level, but it seems like my absolute worst case scenario version came true. i was too scared to medically transition for many years because i knew i'd be ugly. but i decided i'd be happier as an ugly man than a normal-looking woman. which... i think would be true if it weren't for the amount of blatant hatred and harassment i get now. i didn't realize that people were soooo aggressively cruel to ugly people. i expected to have a hard time with dating and get the occasional rude joke and have a hard time finding clothes that fit right. i didn't expect to be completely ostracized and bullied *constantly*. i feel like i've been sent back to middle school.
is anyone else experiencing this? and if so, do you have any tips on becoming less... sensitive? this has been going on for at least two years (i'm more than three years on t and post-top surgery), i've been seeing a therapist this entire time, i'm on medication, and it still hasn't stopped hurting like crazy.
i feel like the problem is un-fixable and i hate it so much much :') i feel like a big blinking beacon of "HIDEOUS HIDEOUS HIDEOUS" and it's driving me to self-isolation tbh. i used to work out all the time, but i stopped even bothering with the gym because it seemed pointless and i was sick of people staring at me there. ugh. i was so hopeful that life would get better after transition, but it's looking bad for me. i wish i would've been born later lol. i didn't even know that trans men existed until i was in college bc i'm a millennial who was raised religious, so i didn't transition until my late twenties, and it feels like it's too late for me to live a happy life now.
Speaking of ghouls who walk among us - even though he started at the tender age of 15, a young troon's transition timeline hasn't been following the tempo he hoped as at 18 years old, he now apparently looks like his mother, whom he describes as "fucking ugly" with "not having wider hips or bigger tits" and noting that his mother in her teen years was also of modest bust. Since I've never been a fan of a man who ain't nice to his mama, I'm including a selfie of him for you all to point and laugh at Nelson-style; honestly, OP's not really the circus freak the other poster seems to be based on description, but I think if he did something about that frizzy tribble affixed to his fontanelle, he might get more dates... especially if they're British punk rockers time-warped from the 80s with a carnal desire for dysgenic young boys. Link | Archive
I've been on hrt for 3 years now but my tits are so small i could probably still go outside without a shirt and not be questioned. I started at 15 but my hips have barely gotten any wider at all despite being in the time frame where they're still able to grow. Issue is, this almost definitely isn't a result of a bad regimen or anything, because looking at old pictures, i look exactly the same body-wise as my mother did at my age; 5'3", lanky, not curvy at all, topheavy, and with barely noticable breasts. And it didn't really get any better with age, yes her breasts grew a bit but she also had 3 kids and gained 60 pounds, and i worry that because we share half of our genetics if i try to gain weight it'll end up exactly the same as her, staying topheavy and not getting wider hips or bigger tits. It's not that i don't pass or look like a girl, i do 90 percent of the time even with short hair, it's that the girl that i look like is fucking ugly and i hate it, it seems like i can't do anything about it except get plastic surgery.
Transpassed: While on the hunt for a new home, a tranny's interest in a property on sale is met with immediate hostility when he corrects the homeowner's misgendering of him; likely sensing an impending It's Ma'amening on the horizon, the homeowner calls the cops and has OP trespassed which OP insists is discrimination. He's definitely leaving something out of the story here (he had the po-po called on him within 10 minutes of arrival?), but now that he's been turned away, OP has sinister intentions on his mind and asks Redditors "What can I do to teach them a lesson?" as to him, it's no longer about finding a house, it's about getting even. Comically, he posted this in multiple subreddits - especiallylegalones - and only his fellow crossdressers encouraged OP to sue for discrimination; the rest of them accused his post of being "AI slop", "bait" and encouraging OP to grow up and move on. Link | Archive
Location: Washington A home near my parents was on the market, so I went there during open house. All was good and I asked the owner about the timeline (they are still living in the house), they called their partner and during the conversation with them they started misgendering me. I corrected them trying to be nice, but they immediately went “you need to leave” and intentionally started repeatedly misgendering me adding “sir” to EVERY SENTENCE. I felt really unsafe and started to draw attention of other people that were in the house at the moment and barely 10 minutes in there is POLICE in there and THEY TRESPASSED ME!!! They didn’t even want to listen to me when I tried to explain that I didn’t do anything wrong and the owner was discriminating, but they literally said “I don’t care about why what happened - happened, but you need to leave now”.
I was literally shaking, my realtor said that what they do is illegal in Washington, but when we send our offer to buy the house (that goes up to above the asking price) - they just ignore it (at least that’s what my realtor said, they don’t accept and don’t reject, just no response). What can I do to at least teach them a lesson? I know that this is not necessarily the best house in the universe, but I really like the location and the house which doesn’t happen often in my price range. And on the other hand when I buy it the owners would be gone so I won’t have to deal with them. And if I can teach them a lesson - even if somebody else ends up beating my offer - I’d still want to do it. And did the police have the right to trespass me without even listening to my explanation? How can I remove this trespassing record from my file? Will it show up on job background checks?
If there's one popular genre of L, it's when mouse men are emasculated, so please enjoy this post in which a li'l dood confesses that she resorts to shtupping trannies because every time she shoves her lack-of-cocktail weenie into a woman's vagina, her lover makes a face as if she'd prefer to be washing the toilet with her hair. Interestingly, OP didn't seem to learn to stop doing it after the first time this happened as it seems to be a repeat issue for her, so I guess she's trying to emulate the uniquely male experience of "watching boredom and revulsion in a woman's face as I have sex with her" from men stuck in Hitchcockian marriages. Link | Archive
TW: transpobia, gender dysphoria, phallo Like I generally have sex and get into relationships with AMAB people... But that's only really because I have terrible mommy issues. The few times I've had sex with cis women, after I've managed to please them, I'd insert my bottom growth to have some fun of my own. The sort of yawning and "get over with it" expression that they've had on their face is genuinely discouraging, makes me dysphoric, and makes me feel like I'm bothering them.
I don't want to get phallo because of the scars, but it's daunting to think that my life will be like no pee pee to penetrate a woman and genuinely pleasure her with my dick.
After the citizens of a small town learn of a MTF's true identity, children and their parents alike start harassing him to the point where he fears a lynching is imminent even in the grand old state of California. While I'm of the opinion that teaching slurs to your children is uncouth - they should gradually grow into slinging them among other great habits like attending orgies, shooting up heroin and committing grand theft auto - I have to say that a grown man being intimidated by kids cursing at him is so pathetic it just had to go into today's tranny sadness soup. Link | Archive
The wonderful mood swings between runners high and then being reminded that every cissoid sees you as a perpetual danger to kids (who I now consciously avoid for this reason) is wonderful.
Like yeah damn I guess we're not even human. I wish someone would hurt me enough for cis people to be satisfied that I've suffered enough to be able to live. All I want is to not be constantly dysphoric, I'll take anything if it means I'm allowed to make it stop.
I was attempting to twirl in one of my favorite summer dresses for her, and she told me “girls don’t actually do that” and that I have some “fantastical view of femininity that belongs in a TV show and not in real life.”
Is she right? Am I making a mockery of women by indulging in super girly habits?
Cause that’s how she’s making me feel rn…
If you know any cis women, do they do it? I want to make sure my answers aren’t totally biased because trans girlies love their euphoria lol
Once you notice that a huge portion of things that are "cringe" are just people expressing happiness or enthusiasm, it's really fucking hard to take the word seriously ever again.
I already had enough of that shit in the 90s, thanks.
Further down a comment that puts a finer point on it.
This is a behaviour that is common in young girls (toddlers / children) who still have a sense of freedom and joy in their lives until their mother conditions them not to do it. Yes you might get some looks in public to be cringe is to be free. 100% the natural reaction to wearing a skinny dress is to spin in it.
at work, had students of all ages harass me with their friends or parents, and have had scary looking dads stare me down and take pictures of me. i feel like i'm genuinely about to get hatecrimed