TORRID TRYON HAUL!!!!! (03/29/21) - A boring, brief Torrid Haul. No legs or anything like that.

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She has a literal Grand Canyon of a skin fold where her triceps should be. Why would you put that into the into of your videos?
 
I don't understand the pendulous mini-gunt thing happening at 6:32-6:34. It's like something is splitting away from her main gunt and replicating via cell division.
 
I thought it'd be interesting to see the actual photos she's basing her purchases on. I think it's a fair bet that she regards herself as comparable to these models, size wise, though the vast majority are wearing a 1X, five sizes smaller than she is -

Joan Jett Black Tank - $24.85

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Barbie Black Mineral Wash Off Shoulder Top - $39.50

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Barbie Light Pink Boyfriend Cardigan - $65.50

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Barbie Black Floral Maxi Dress - $89.50

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Barbie Lexie White Hearts Hi Lo Babydoll - $55.50

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Super Soft Tie-Dye Black Trapeze Mini Dress on sale - $32.75

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Total haul cost - $307.60

Torrid maxes out at size 6X, dress size 30. It's not 'size 6', it's 6X. Size 6 is dress size 10 in the UK, which is a small woman. Size 6X is a Doctor Now candidate.
There's sites like ontheplusside.com that go up to an 8X, they are more expensive than Torrid, and are more mature style wise, which she'd hate, I'm sure.
I thought the Barbie haul was quite fitting. It's been proven that if Barbie was a real woman, she would be anorexic, and wouldn't be able to stand, due to her unnatural proportions.
Amber has binge eating disorder, and shouldn't be able to stand, due to her unnatural proportions.
At 570+ pounds, if she can't see how she looks, and is not suitably horrified, there really is no hope.
I am convinced she actually thinks she looks like the Torrid models. But much purtier..
 
That maxi dress is pulled so tight around her that it is sheer. I thought it was suppose to be a little thinner but nope, that's just Amber. And of course she said in her IG stories that it fit "perfectly"
 
I think the shade she threw at beginning was at Gorilla Gold, who films all her stuff from the greasy neck up.

She really did pick up those ancient, war torn leggeeens from the disgusting emergency room floor and continued to wear them. I hope she had Becky scrape off the bloody shit chunks first.

Why won't she retire those fucking things and just get new ones.
 
When has she not been trying to hide her weight?? She's never open nor honest about her weight and body. None of us know what it really is. She looks bigger than ever. She doesn't know who Joan Jett is, give me a break gorl. How is she ordering size 6 shirts; yet dresses still in a "4"?? Seriously gorl, you think you're fooling us?? And she's liveeen for the generic pink sweater just cause it says Barbie on the back?? GORL!! None of those clothes fit. The maxi dress is stretched out over her stomach it's whiter and nearly see through over her stomach. Sadly this is her most entertaining video in a long time.
 
I thought it'd be interesting to see the actual photos she's basing her purchases on. I think it's a fair bet that she regards herself as comparable to these models, size wise, though the vast majority are wearing a 1X, five sizes smaller than she is -


Torrid maxes out at size 6X, dress size 30. It's not 'size 6', it's 6X. Size 6 is dress size 10 in the UK, which is a small woman. Size 6X is a Doctor Now candidate.
There's sites like ontheplusside.com that go up to an 8X, they are more expensive than Torrid, and are more mature style wise, which she'd hate, I'm sure.
I thought the Barbie haul was quite fitting. It's been proven that if Barbie was a real woman, she would be anorexic, and wouldn't be able to stand, due to her unnatural proportions.
Amber has binge eating disorder, and shouldn't be able to stand, due to her unnatural proportions.
At 570+ pounds, if she can't see how she looks, and is not suitably horrified, there really is no hope.
I am convinced she actually thinks she looks like the Torrid models. But much purtier..
Trapeze dresses are A-line and would be flattering on most anyone. Big Al not so much. I am failing to see the subtle flair that begins at the hips....:)
Muu muu bound on the Fat Ass Express, or in Amber's case--moo moo.
 
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