TORRID TRYON HAUL!!!!! (03/29/21) - A boring, brief Torrid Haul. No legs or anything like that.

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I find the Barbie labelling ironic considering her build is the antithesis of the classic Barbie build with the massive breasts, tiny waist & smallish hips. Her figure is best described as: "Barbie x 4, turned upside down".

The cardigan - even at size 6X, if she tried to do up the buttons, you'd get gaping because it's too tight.

Not knowing anything about Plus sizes, where does she go when Torrid no longer fits?
I mean she's kind of like Barbie if you put her into the Super Mario 64 starting screen and pull her proportions in all different directions like Mario's face
 
If you can't do up the buttons, it doesn't fit.

Also if she thinks that bleach-spattered clothing is that exciting, I have a pile of stretched out old painting shirts which I am willing to part with for a very reasonable price.
 
I am not recapping this one, sorry gorls. But I will comment on one of the highlights of this video. LogicLynn strikes again!

Recall March 25th's "vulnerability" video wherein WriterVictimCuntyLynn laments over MUH REAKSHTUN CHENNILS using images of her grotesque and inhuman figure in their videos. Direct quote: "There are videos made by people showing nothing but body shots of me."
Timestamped for your pleasure:
In today's snoozefest, Hamboat states that she is indifferent to the idea of others gazing upon her otherworldly deformities caused by sheer gluttony.
Direct quote: "You guys have always known that I don't really care if you guys see my body."
Also timestamped for your pleasure:

PICK. ONE.
I know pointing out the logical inconsistencies of a morbidly obese meth baby is low hanging fruit, but it sure is fucking fun!
 
Barbie-branded troll.

Good thing she never goes outside, people would die laughing.
 
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I just want to give a big shoutout to you gorls. Thanks to you I have managed to hate watch Big Al for over 2yrs while never giving her a cent of ad revenue. Semper Fi to all are lard farces :semperfidelis:
 
I'm eagerly awaiting the day she can't even squeeze into these clothes anymore and is forced to lie in bed naked with bedsheets over her body, like that half-ton mom Renee Williams.
 
Damn not even a size 5 or 4. The Torrid max out is coming soon. She is bigger than 571 now. If you compare her legs to the Eric picture, she is clearly bigger.
 
@1:30 &2:26
The body dysmorphia is REAL.
@2:54
Ma'am we BOTH know you ain't wearing that. You need a cardigan in the summer.
@3:39
Ma'am. That looks like a mop cloth.
@4:37
Two clashing patters? Ma'am!
@4:42
Why get spaghetti straps?
 
She should be horrified that she's about to size out of torrid.. Lol the only other option will be moo moos. Gilbert grapeing it quite young!
 
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