Tommy Inheritance-To-Broke Prediction Thread - 200K to 0 in record speed

[Queen Of The Harpies]

I predict he'll be robbed of it by a 'lover' he meets online or a street kid he tries to groom.

 

[NaggotFigger]

I predict he'll be robbed of it by a 'lover' he meets online or a street kid he tries to groom.

And then he'll fuck them up like he did during his previous times.

 

[MasterDisaster]

He should have gotten a Honda or something. You can run those things into the ground and maintenance is cheap.

A Toyota would have been a good choice. As long as you maintain upkeep like oil, brakes and tires they'll last a long ass time. I had a Corolla last six years and I bought it for 1200$ with 160k miles.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

If Tom is getting a car, he might as well get something old and beat up. You just know he’s going to trash it in a matter of days; why spend $15K on something you’re going to ruin when you can get something for $5K and ruin it just the same?

 

[MasterDisaster]

If Tom is getting a car, he might as well get something old and beat up. You just know he’s going to trash it in a matter of days; why spend $15K on something you’re going to ruin when you can get something for $5K and ruin it just the same?

Someone mentioned a van and a have a theory; no, not that one, that's a given. I think Tom has exhausted his guvmint housing options. Even if you're living in Section 8 housing you can still get blacklisted. If you're jumping from location to location frequently and leave them busted, infested and in disrepair you can be denied housing.
I think Tom wants to be a van hippie.
Get a van and convert it into a mobile 'home'; you see videos of 'em all over YouTube and some look pretty nice. Put a bed in there, load it up with his shit...he can illegally camp it pretty much anywhere, eat out of dumpsters and not give a shit about bathing as per usual.

And yes, so he can kidnap children to molest/rape them.

 

[Space Cooter]

Someone mentioned a van and a have a theory; no, not that one, that's a given. I think Tom has exhausted his guvmint housing options. Even if you're living in Section 8 housing you can still get blacklisted. If you're jumping from location to location frequently and leave them busted, infested and in disrepair you can be denied housing.
I think Tom wants to be a van hippie.
Get a van and convert it into a mobile 'home'; you see videos of 'em all over YouTube and some look pretty nice. Put a bed in there, load it up with his shit...he can illegally camp it pretty much anywhere, eat out of dumpsters and not give a shit about bathing as per usual.

And yes, so he can kidnap children to molest/rape them.

Tom can be the new fed smoker. Except herc was a hero and a beast who put chiefs of police in jail. All Tom can do is get chiefs of police to put him on ignore. Not to mention Tom would see being stamped as a babyraper as an honor

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Tom can be the new fed smoker. Except herc was a hero and a beast who put chiefs of police in jail. All Tom can do is get chiefs of police to put him on ignore. Not to mention Tom would see being stamped as a babyraper as an honor

Tom would Neg-Smoker. None of the fun, methfuelled insanity. None of the legendary road trips, or the distaste for authority. Instead he's the opposite. Droll, overbearing and long rants with little substance, stoned to the point his brain is slower than a slug, with a car stuck perpetually just outside of town and a clinging relationship with police despite voicing opinions that would have you believe he feels the opposite.

 

[Space Cooter]

Tom would Neg-Smoker. None of the fun, methfuelled insanity. None of the legendary road trips, or the distaste for authority. Instead he's the opposite. Droll, overbearing and long rants with little substance, stoned to the point his brain is slower than a slug, with a car stuck perpetually just outside of town and a clinging relationship with police despite voicing opinions that would have you believe he feels the opposite.

Of course. I was being ironic. I guess I didn’t make that clear enough.

Fed smoker was hilarious Tom is just a babyraper and has been stamped since he was brought in to this world.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

And yes, so he can kidnap children to molest/rape them.

Tom is a failure at everything he attempts, he’ll fail at this. He’ll probably try to convince their mother that it’s a good idea to let her small children into his van, alone.

 

[TurdFondler]

I don't know why you would buy a decade old used car unless it was absolutely your only option. Better to get a more recent model, and they wouldn't run you that much more in the long run, especially if you factor in maintenance. I wonder how much mileage it had.

Mongoloids LOVE the pt cruiser.

I'm gonna go with 8 months and he'll spend 5 figures on rocks that turn out to be entirely worthless after a scammer tells him they're family mined in the Himalayas.