Tommy Inheritance-To-Broke Prediction Thread - 200K to 0 in record speed

[BlueArmedDevil]

Money in tooter's hand is money in tooter's hand, I retain the same prediction. Though I will add I feel there's always a possibility for him to fuck things up before even getting it.

I'm not really a market guy so I have no idea how one earns an income on owning a mutual fund without cashing parts of it in.

 

[BigTodd]

Tom frequently is wrong or misunderstands things. I give him equal chance of not getting the inheritance, finding out it's in a trust, or getting far less than he thinks.

 

[Owlflaps]

Forget pissing through his inheritance - I hope Tommy dies coughing up a lung in his roach hotel and his Jew golds goes back to the government before he even has a chance to spend it all.

It would be both hilarious and deliciously ironic.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Forget pissing through his inheritance - I hope Tommy dies coughing up a lung in his roach hotel and his Jew golds goes back to the government before he even has a chance to spend it all.

It would be both hilarious and deliciously ironic.

If he dies before than the money goes back to the family. Where it belongs. However if he dies while he has the money then it goes to the Family Estate. However, since he doesn't have a family it would still go back to the rest of the family. Luckily I believe there's no taxes on it so his family wont be fucked over in such an event.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Normal people have a bad habit of pissing it away when they get a large amount of money suddenly and Tom is nothing if not abnormal. He’s going to piss his money away on reality stupid stuff and probably coming out of this even worse than he went into it.

I just hope he burn off the cash before he finds a way to use it to rape kids or, god help me, I really hope he doesn’t adopt a dog.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I predict the rest of the money will go on male hookers Tom uses to lure into his Pee Pee cruiser.

 

[MediocreMilt]

"Tommy recently has inherited 200K dollars."

Wait really? What's the source on this figure? I feel simultaneously surprised that it's that much and surprised that it's that little.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

"Tommy recently has inherited 200K dollars."

Wait really? What's the source on this figure? I feel simultaneously surprised that it's that much and surprised that it's that little.

It's a lie

 

[Botched Tit Job]

He's fucking stupid for buying a used car. If you have the money, always go new. Guaranteed a solid 5-10 years without any major issues. Meanwhile hes already gloating that his needs service mere day(s) after purchase.

With dumbass decisions like that, I'd give him a solid 6 months before he's back to $0. There will be a spending spree followed by a minor panic and a slow final decline. It's always the poor people that piss away windfalls the fastest.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

I'm not really a market guy so I have no idea how one earns an income on owning a mutual fund without cashing parts of it in.

Some mutual funds do pass income down to the individual investor, whether from stock dividends or interest-bearing assets, but you'd have to have a pretty big principle to be able to live purely off of that. There's no way Tom has enough invested, with what he stated he's inherited, for him to live off of it.

I don't know how it works in the US, but can you keep living on government welfare if you have substantial assets? Because Thomas will have to start cashing out pretty soon if he can't keep his tugboat coming.

 

[GenociderSyo]

I don't know how it works in the US, but can you keep living on government welfare if you have substantial assets? Because Thomas will have to start cashing out pretty soon if he can't keep his tugboat coming.

Nope. You are allowed a house and a car as assets before it starts counting against you. And if hes on disbility he is not allowed more then 2k in his bank account.

 

[Looney Troons]

Tom has no concept of value. This shit is going to be squandered so fucking aimlessly and be gone before he even knows it. His ditchweed dealers are going to love him.

Case and point, he bought a fucking PT Cruiser which are not only completely unreliable in terms of mechanical operation, they have insanely poor fuel economy for something so woefully underpowered. He also hasn’t driven a vehicle for over 11 years, is old and basically forming cataracts in both eyes, and since this idiot publicly flaunts his cash, I hope the first Hispanic family that he rear-ends saps him for every single red cent.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Tom has no concept of value. This shit is going to be squandered so fucking aimlessly and be gone before he even knows it. His ditchweed dealers are going to love him.

Case and point, he bought a fucking PT Cruiser which are not only completely unreliable in terms of mechanical operation, they have insanely poor fuel economy for something so woefully underpowered. He also hasn’t driven a vehicle for over 11 years, is old and basically forming cataracts in both eyes, and since this idiot publicly flaunts his cash, I hope the first Hispanic family that he rear-ends saps him for every single red cent.

I am actually surprised he still has a valid license.

 

[repentance]

Nope. You are allowed a house and a car as assets before it starts counting against you. And if hes on disbility he is not allowed more then 2k in his bank account.

He's past retirement age so he's no longer on disability.

 

[Snuckening]

Waving cash around like that, Tommy will get catfished and bled dry by easter- Probably by some scammer posing as a teenaged troon, or if Tom's really lucky, he'll get the privilege of being ripped off by a real, entrepenuering teenage troon- At best, Tom will get a few sub-par nudes out of the deal.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Sabrina should sue, that would be mega lulzy.

schizo theory: What if the old diddler is lying just to get the nazis riled up???

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I am actually surprised he still has a valid license.

I honestly doubt he does. Even assuming he bought it from an actual dealer, the shadier used car lots don't care about your license status.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I honestly doubt he does. Even assuming he bought it from an actual dealer, the shadier used car lots don't care about your license status.

Fun fact, it was a private purchase. As for the state of Tom's license, no clue.

 

[repentance]

I honestly doubt he does. Even assuming he bought it from an actual dealer, the shadier used car lots don't care about your license status.

He hired a car not all that long back, so he had a valid licence then. I'm pretty sure he's even posted a picture of it, although I can't recall the expiry date.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I'd say it'll last 2 months, at most. He's not used to this kind of wealth; as far as he's concerned, he's got all the money in the world. He'll be back at square one by the start of March.