The Brianna Wu Signature Collection Death March - A slow motion trainwreck you can't help but watch.

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But if you Volun7er for her you can MAKE FRiENDS!
 
Doesn't help that he spelled volunteer wrong.

I like the con as well. Clearly Wu does not want to make friends.
 
Keep us updated with the latest Wu ratings and reaction tweets Norvic! We can't wait to see the final results!

Alas, since I posted this thread it seems like Wu has had a word with Lynch and told him to stop posting the results of his "missions for progressiveness."

Because that's the sensible way to handle a problem, just to pretend it doesn't exist.
 
Alas, since I posted this thread it seems like Wu has had a word with Lynch and told him to stop posting the results of his "missions for progressiveness."

Because that's the sensible way to handle a problem, just to pretend it doesn't exist.
If Brianna told Warren to stop posting the results like a 10-year-old overloaded with sugar because you posted this thread...does this mean he's been stalking us the whole time?
 
If Brianna told Warren to stop posting the results like a 10-year-old overloaded with sugar because you posted this thread...does this mean he's been stalking us the whole time?

It's already been demonstrated previously that Wu reads her thread religiously, so yes.
 
Why the fuck isn't Wu standing on street corners with a clipboard himself? I'd sign anything to make a giant gargoyle of dubious personal hygiene bearing down on me go away, personally. And I imagine most would. He'd get there in no time.
Because he's a lazy fuck whose interest in having a real job of any kind is debatable. Brianna craves power but loathes any degree of effort.
 
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Yay, Lynch is reporting again on his hilarious failures.

Apparently they have a new "secret dude" who collected almost half as many signatures in 2 days as Warren 'n' Wu collected in two months. I'm always intensely sceptical when Wu claims she's in touch with someone but won't give a name.... is Wu bullshitting Warren in to thinking her campaign is real, or has she actually found someone competent to collect signatures? We'll find out in a month I guess.
 
I wonder if the new secret dude is John forging signatures in desperation.
 
Maybe Frank got off his ass and hired someone who isn't a crazy pothead to attempt to avoid the inevitable embarassment to Brianna come next month.

If it's not complete bullshit, then that's the most likely explanation. 200 signatures is a hell of a lot for one person to get in two days, almost an impossible amount. On the other hand, it's not a lot for an organisation to gather.
 
John lacks the fucking energy and will power of a 70 year old, actual Nazi who went around and got himself all the signatures needed to run in Illinois.
 
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Yay, Lynch is reporting again on his hilarious failures.

Apparently they have a new "secret dude" who collected almost half as many signatures in 2 days as Warren 'n' Wu collected in two months. I'm always intensely sceptical when Wu claims she's in touch with someone but won't give a name.... is Wu bullshitting Warren in to thinking her campaign is real, or has she actually found someone competent to collect signatures? We'll find out in a month I guess.

As an experienced "Wu Watcher" I can reasonably predict that the "secret dude" is in fact Wu, down in it's basement torture chamber, forging signatures.
 
As an experienced "Wu Watcher" I can reasonably predict that the "secret dude" is in fact Wu, down in it's basement torture chamber, forging signatures.
That was my first thought too. An alternative is that he's lying to Warren to motivate him to get more signatures. It won't work, if that's the angle. But who ever said John was smart?
 
This isn't new info, but it is always astonishing each time I consider it: According to the FEC, John has raised $41,819.75 to date. With a requirement of 2000 signatures, that means John has collected around $20 per required signature, and as far as we know, has spent only $1000 pursuant to that objective. This is an objective that if unmet, would effectively end the campaign.
 
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