Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

[Sweeter and Savoury]

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

I'm not making a fake Star Trek episode because fuck STD but Staments showed up in an X Files episode, Detour S05E04. How can you be in close proximity to mid-90s Gillian Anderson and still be gay?

 

[Captain Syrup]

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I'm not making a fake Star Trek episode

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Star Trek Generations Part II: The Rising Sun Rims Back



It's the Generations sequel nobody wanted. Sulu is in a kimono yelling about how Americans are made of stupid. Sulu finally snapped after thirty years of being the Jap who says “course laid in” and just takes over. “American fools, your intellect is as weak as your dollar." He tells the entire Federation they’re retarded and he’s starting his own Starfleet with blackjack and hookers. He has a giant robot (the Shogun's Thrust) and a personal garden where he threatens people with a sword.



Soran survived the rocket blast, and he still wants to get back to the Nexus but they have to start World War IV first.

 

[FatMebius]

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I'm not making a fake Star Trek episode because fuck STD but Staments showed up in an X Files episode, Detour S05E04. How can you be in close proximity to mid-90s Gillian Anderson and still be gay?

His character in Adventures in Babysitting was literally all I really knew him from for years. He was a little horndog who wanted to fuck Elizabeth Shue in that.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Star Trek but the Borg are Australian - Picard Looking

You will be Aussiemilated, mate.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

How can you be in close proximity to mid-90s Gillian Anderson and still be gay?

I dunno, maybe if you have a thing for Mulder?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I tried to recreate that scene in Triangulum using SpaceEngine (0.98). This could be how it would look IRL.

here's the scene in TNG:

M33 Galaxy - April 5, 2063

Spoiler: some comments from 7 years ago

I never knew the Enterprise was capable of Ludicrous speed.

To be fair, the Enterprise never went to plaid.

But did anyone's brain go into their feet?

and did anyone smoke them if they had them?

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

There was a moral clarity that immediately clicked: those bastards want to take our shit, burn our worlds, rape our women, troon out our children and laugh about it while they're doing all that shit, and more

And Beverly Crusher still cried over the thought of wiping them out and shoukd feel personally respons8ble for the billions and billions of lifeforms the Borg assimilated after she convinced Picard not to wipe them out.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

And Beverly Crusher still cried over the thought of wiping them out and shoukd feel personally respons8ble for the billions and billions of lifeforms the Borg assimilated after she convinced Picard not to wipe them out.

If you kill your enemy that wants to exterminate you, you lose! If the Federation was smart they'd travel back in time and bring Col. Greene back with them to deal with the Dominion and then the non-Human elements of the Federation. A Human galaxy is a safe galaxy! Sign up for Starfleet today. Service guarantees citizenship!

 

[Captain Syrup]

If you kill your enemy that wants to exterminate you, you lose! If the Federation was smart they'd travel back in time and bring Col. Greene back with them to deal with the Dominion and then the non-Human elements of the Federation. A Human galaxy is a safe galaxy! Sign up for Starfleet today. Service guarantees citizenship!

"Savage Curtain" is definitely one of the cheesiest episodes, but I gotta say the idea of four space Hitlers teaming up is kind of genius.

Zora was played by some stuntwoman... still kind of nonplussed about that.

They named the ship computer on Discovery “Zora” too... Who gives a shit? I want to see Space Mengele inflating aliens' balls until they explode.

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

And Beverly Crusher still cried over the thought of wiping them out and shoukd feel personally respons8ble for the billions and billions of lifeforms the Borg assimilated after she convinced Picard not to wipe them out.

The same Beverly later blew up a Borg ship no one has encountered before, didn't give a single fuck about it and would do it again.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Nobody at work gives a shit, so I'm posting it here: I got Spencer Garrett to sign my Playbill. You remember him from the tribunal in "The Drumhead."



And he was also one of the killer holograms in VOY's "Flesh and Blood."

I did not get Bernthal's autograph because he "peeled out" like he was robbing a bank in real life. (He wanted to see his kids for Father's Day, or so they said.) So I go up to Garrett and I'm like "You were in 'The Drumhead'," and Garrett stares into the middle distance like, "I was." because he was a kid when he did that episode and probably doesn't remember it.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

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Nobody at work gives a shit, so I'm posting it here: I got Spencer Garrett to sign my Playbill. You remember him from the tribunal in "The Drumhead."

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And he was also one of the killer holograms in VOY's "Flesh and Blood."

I did not get Bernthal's autograph because he "peeled out" like he was robbing a bank in real life. (He wanted to see his kids for Father's Day, or so they said.) So I go up to Garrett and I'm like "You were in 'The Drumhead'," and Garrett stares into the middle distance like, "I was." because he was a kid when he did that episode and probably doesn't remember it.

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I had no idea that they were doing a stage play of it, but I really do like Bernthal. How was it?

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

wife has Breaking Bad on and the junkies are talking about trek and tullaberries and the one says they're from voyager and I'm like FUCK YOU THEY'RE FROM DS9 WITH THAT EPISODE WITH QUARK and then I checked Memory Alpha and I was right and that other junkie was wrong hahahaha fuck you asshole

 

[Captain Syrup]

I had no idea that they were doing a stage play of it, but I really do like Bernthal. How was it?

It's almost a one-to-one adaptation, but they changed the lines and Sal is more insane than funny.



There were other familiar faces in it. I see they cast Gretchen Schwartz because she talked all that shit to Walt while he was holding her hostage, it's the same character but now she's bitching at Sonny for robbing her bank. They changed the Italian detective’s name and the Fed (Spencer Garrett) keeps calling him Retardo Fucko the whole time.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

"Savage Curtain" is definitely one of the cheesiest episodes, but I gotta say the idea of four space Hitlers teaming up is kind of genius.

I'll admit, I have a soft spot for it because it's one of the first episodes of Star Trek I ever watched.

While the whole plot is just a retread of "Arena", something I love about the premise watching it years later is the worldbuilding. We're introduced to Surak and Kahless, who each play important roles in Vulcan and Klingon history respectively. It's also good characterization for Kirk and Spock to see the kind of people they idolized growing up. Introducing Surak after Lincoln helps the audience understand that Spock sees this man the same way Kirk (and by extention, the audience) sees Lincoln.

While the ending where the rock alien's conclusion amounts to "Hmm, good is good and evil is evil." is pretty cheap, it's interesting how it reveals that all six historical figures cloned were based off Kirk and Spock's mind. Not only does it retroactively imply that was why Lincoln knew Vulcan philosophy, it could also mean that was why "Kahless" looks nothing like his later depictions. It was long before humanity knew more about Klingon history, before they became allies and were seen as just evil.

wife has Breaking Bad on and the junkies are talking about trek and tullaberries and the one says they're from voyager and I'm like FUCK YOU THEY'RE FROM DS9 WITH THAT EPISODE WITH QUARK and then I checked Memory Alpha and I was right and that other junkie was wrong hahahaha fuck you asshole

Once saw a hilarious short animating that "script".

 

[Fatsuit Shinji]

I suppose that in my brain I just always assumed that Star Fleet was using 'space age alloys' in the same way that you hear 'space age polymers' to keep the weight down

Yet Star Trek, like with Star Wars, wanting to be "realistic" have been intersecting real life elements, alloys and such with extremely well known qualities. While not realizing by doing so they're yet again breaking the suspension of disbelief.

Edit: Steel alloys barebacking plasma flow, tanking point blank antimatter detonations is fucking believable.

 

[AmpleApricots]

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I'm in europe and my face was melting off the last few days at night so I couldn't sleep and I decided to watch Voyager, just watching random episodes I feel like watching. I literally just saw this one and only realized now that it's Chuck from Better Call Saul.

Anyways, it might be my heat-addled brain but I hated on Voyager far too much and it feels like a pretty decent show now (mind you, last time I saw it was probably the late 90s/early 00s). Might be because I just skipped the bad episodes. Anyways... I find Seven of Nine annoying now, which is new. I know it was probably because Jennifer Lien was a trainwreck but I think I would've preferred Kes at this point. It is apparently me who has changed.

 

[Captain Syrup]

I'm in europe and my face was melting off the last few days at night so I couldn't sleep and I decided to watch Voyager, just watching random episodes I feel like watching. I literally just saw this one and only realized now that it's Chuck from Better Call Saul.

First time I ever saw Michael McKean was in Short Circuit 2 and he stole the movie, in my opinion.

He also shows up in X-Files doing that body swap two-parter. Not the one with the guy being pervy in Mulder's body.



The other one.

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

Michael McKean

"This is Spinal Tap" brought me here.

You know, there was a time my galaxy sized brain thought he and Casey Biggs were the same guy.