Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

[Sweeter and Savoury]

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

I'm not making a fake Star Trek episode because fuck STD but Staments showed up in an X Files episode, Detour S05E04. How can you be in close proximity to mid-90s Gillian Anderson and still be gay?

 

[Captain Syrup]

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I'm not making a fake Star Trek episode

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Star Trek Generations Part II: The Rising Sun Rims Back



It's the Generations sequel nobody wanted. Sulu is in a kimono yelling about how Americans are made of stupid. Sulu finally snapped after thirty years of being the Jap who says “course laid in” and just takes over. “American fools, your intellect is as weak as your dollar." He tells the entire Federation they’re retarded and he’s starting his own Starfleet with blackjack and hookers. He has a giant robot (the Shogun's Thrust) and a personal garden where he threatens people with a sword.



Soran survived the rocket blast, and he still wants to get back to the Nexus but they have to start World War IV first.

 

[FatMebius]

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I'm not making a fake Star Trek episode because fuck STD but Staments showed up in an X Files episode, Detour S05E04. How can you be in close proximity to mid-90s Gillian Anderson and still be gay?

His character in Adventures in Babysitting was literally all I really knew him from for years. He was a little horndog who wanted to fuck Elizabeth Shue in that.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Star Trek but the Borg are Australian - Picard Looking

You will be Aussiemilated, mate.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

How can you be in close proximity to mid-90s Gillian Anderson and still be gay?

I dunno, maybe if you have a thing for Mulder?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I tried to recreate that scene in Triangulum using SpaceEngine (0.98). This could be how it would look IRL.

here's the scene in TNG:

M33 Galaxy - April 5, 2063

Spoiler: some comments from 7 years ago

I never knew the Enterprise was capable of Ludicrous speed.

To be fair, the Enterprise never went to plaid.

But did anyone's brain go into their feet?

and did anyone smoke them if they had them?

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

There was a moral clarity that immediately clicked: those bastards want to take our shit, burn our worlds, rape our women, troon out our children and laugh about it while they're doing all that shit, and more

And Beverly Crusher still cried over the thought of wiping them out and shoukd feel personally respons8ble for the billions and billions of lifeforms the Borg assimilated after she convinced Picard not to wipe them out.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

And Beverly Crusher still cried over the thought of wiping them out and shoukd feel personally respons8ble for the billions and billions of lifeforms the Borg assimilated after she convinced Picard not to wipe them out.

If you kill your enemy that wants to exterminate you, you lose! If the Federation was smart they'd travel back in time and bring Col. Greene back with them to deal with the Dominion and then the non-Human elements of the Federation. A Human galaxy is a safe galaxy! Sign up for Starfleet today. Service guarantees citizenship!

 

[Captain Syrup]

If you kill your enemy that wants to exterminate you, you lose! If the Federation was smart they'd travel back in time and bring Col. Greene back with them to deal with the Dominion and then the non-Human elements of the Federation. A Human galaxy is a safe galaxy! Sign up for Starfleet today. Service guarantees citizenship!

"Savage Curtain" is definitely one of the cheesiest episodes, but I gotta say the idea of four space Hitlers teaming up is kind of genius.

Zora was played by some stuntwoman... still kind of nonplussed about that.

They named the ship computer on Discovery “Zora” too... Who gives a shit? I want to see Space Mengele inflating aliens' balls until they explode.

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

And Beverly Crusher still cried over the thought of wiping them out and shoukd feel personally respons8ble for the billions and billions of lifeforms the Borg assimilated after she convinced Picard not to wipe them out.

The same Beverly later blew up a Borg ship no one has encountered before, didn't give a single fuck about it and would do it again.