Social Media Indians - DESIGNATED SHITTING THREAD

[Zapp Brannigan]

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Any update on this?

 

[the khat quaffer]

this dramatic re-enactment by consenting robots is joined in-progess, it ends when he hangs up (simulated in minecraft)
ai reenactment of 030326a.mp3

You owe me 55 seconds of my life back

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Checked in on my dear friend and fellow artist Sandeep, he is asking all the big questions like why our big brains do such things.

He's actually found himself in hot water with his (presumably ironic) fanbase, someone actually purchased one of his art pieces only for him to squander all the money he needed to actually ship it out. This is our fault for some reason.

Why are we not supporting this talented artist?! Just look at this masterpiece:

 

[Elysian]

I don’t think I’ve seen anybody that only wants to hire jeets actually say the quiet part out loud before lol

 

[GarthVader]

I wonder if Asif is still friends with Mudasir and Salman?

 

[sodaboard]

 

[GarthVader]

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When the thread was young, oh those halcyon days.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

"wtf now I love india" t- articles and hitlerings, maybe

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

okay I've pretty much determined that "jam boy" doesn't click with them, but for some reason if you claim a different name they go FUCKING BALLISTIC
like
"hello saar I am robert from medical claims insurance"
"hi billy how's it going"
"no saar I am robert"
"yeah, greg, got it"
"YOU MOTHERFUCKER ARE YOU DEAF"
audio included

 

[Psyduck]

okay I've pretty much determined that "jam boy" doesn't click with them, but for some reason if you claim a different name they go FUCKING BALLISTIC
like
"hello saar I am robert from medical claims insurance"
"hi billy how's it going"
"no saar I am robert"
"yeah, greg, got it"
"YOU MOTHERFUCKER ARE YOU DEAF"
audio included
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The shit accent makes it all much funnier when they try to talk back

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

lmao got one to drop a hard R on me today
edit - audio

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

weird indian guy goes all over the fucking place trying to explain why fictional characters do things with indian bullshit hoohah

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

it hasn't been funny enough to repost but I'm increasingly trying to run a line of screwing up their name and then finish with ".... Susan?" so I can drop the dank ancient The Tick meme

 

[Chaosrealm White Boy]

Nobody has mentioned Sid Nayak yet?


He was a cow on Facebook for a bit, not sure if he's still around he genuinely believes he's Aryan. He sucks his cheeks in like that in all his pics too. Please tell me someone else has seen this guy.

 

[The Last Stand]

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I want to elect him President.

 

[singlele]

I want to elect him President.

Governor of Ohio might be a more realistic shot. Or Louisiana.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

sometimes I feel a little bad when I do it to the girls who call
I'll try to isolate some audio but I got them to put me in the system as last name Rotch, first name Mike
one guy even said it and I was like OH LOL YOU SAID IT SAY IT AGAIN JOHNNY

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

"I'm talking with Mike Rotch"

 

[DeeNaMeeTay]

A common thing I notice is that they love to larp as young women but it’s done so inconsistently that it’s funny. They would post a photo of a women in a bikini and have a caption like “I really enjoyed the beach, it was amazing” and then the next post would be of a completely different race of women and the caption would still be “I love the sunset”.

 

[ADN_VIII]

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I don’t think I’ve seen anybody that only wants to hire jeets actually say the quiet part out loud before lol

See the "live in" bit is what sets off the red flags. 100% that this leads to employment slavery.