Social Media Indians - DESIGNATED SHITTING THREAD

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Woodstock 99 was one shitty, poorly run festival that ran for maybe like a few days, compared to the fact that description sounds like every day in india, if not better. At least at Woodstock, there are toilets and less jeets. Probably smelled better too. This was also an event from 26 years ago that happened once compared to an event that happens annually or however often in traditional indian culture compared to something that was failed once likely by accident or negligence in the States.
Terrible comparison and coping from this jeet saar, do not redeem
And despite the fact they had acts such as Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit playing it was still more entertainment and more sanitary than anything the street shitting coolies put on oh and btw the whole shit thing that was from Woodstock 94' not 99', 99' was known for getting trashed and torched for the corporate scalping of basic goods such as bottles of water.
 
If I remember correctly, it had something to with George Floyd. The blacks proclaimed to the Indians that they "got their backs in this", the Indians, considering the blacks their inferiors, felt slighted by this and a lot of gorilla emojis were posted. Some people considered the Indians "based" for this.
 
I've made it a habit when I'm not busy at work to string along scam calls (and when I am busy I still pick up and just do work and ignore them)
today Saam transferred me to the Americans, then after the second American dumped me back the THIRD one SaAm sent me to forgot to mute my end so I found out I'm on "at least THREE do not call lists" and I'm personally notorious for wasting their time
it's nice to know I'm making a difference
 
I've made it a habit when I'm not busy at work to string along scam calls (and when I am busy I still pick up and just do work and ignore them)
today Saam transferred me to the Americans, then after the second American dumped me back the THIRD one SaAm sent me to forgot to mute my end so I found out I'm on "at least THREE do not call lists" and I'm personally notorious for wasting their time
it's nice to know I'm making a difference
Record these and start a youtube channel. You could be the next Jim Florentine. Bill yourself the Paki Punisher. The Jeetacolypse. The Saars Vaccine.
 
Record these and start a youtube channel. You could be the next Jim Florentine. Bill yourself the Paki Punisher. The Jeetacolypse. The Saars Vaccine.
I'll try to grab some for here but it's mostly illegal in Florida without both party's consent so it'll just be some AI from some other state and clearly not real
today one accidentally dunked on me, I lie that I'm sixty seven and then it turns out the signal dropped and he's like " so you are 'six seven' saar'" *CLICK*
I hadn't really thought about the idea that I was dropping the "six seven" meme because I'm old
 
yeah I gotta start getting these recorded DRAMATICALLY RE-ENACTED WITH CONSENTING AI
one of my common approaches is to lie about my address as either the White House or Mar A Lago
I give the zip for the White House, then I go to waste their time by "misunderstanding" the next question and giving my street. Not even the address. So I say "my street? oh yeah I'm on Pennsylvania Av-" "SAAR THAT ZIP CODE IS NOT IN PENNSYVLANIA SAAR" "uh, yeah no it's like my street" "THAT IS NOT PENNSYLVANIA SAAR" and he starts freaking the FUCK out at this zen koan of a street named Pennsylvania that is not in Pennsylvania
 
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