Should I become a lolcow?

[vomitusdeux]

I might, although chances are rare because where I live there's not ton of farmers. Also your profile pic is from drawn together, right?

How do you know if there's farmers or not? the entire point is to be anonymous. And yes it is.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

You have to be exceptionally spergy + have almost no self awareness to be a halalcow. Alex only got a thread because he accumulated thousands of videos within a short amount of time and Forsaken Wanderer wouldn't take his meds. You probably have too much self awareness.

Not sure what upside there is to being a cow, most don't get paid for it. It's like being a janny but somehow less fufilling.

No therapists are too chronically offline and so I can't make them be interested in me and that's frustrating me. I want engagement, I want fame, I want gossip, I want doxxing, I want suffering, I want DDoS, I want everything negative to happen to me I just that much hate myself. Yes I got issues I just got no idea how to resolve them and I for some reason enjoy having them. I'm definitely sick in the head, but I just can't stop myself from being batshit crazy. Is there any cure to the disaster that I am? It might be something with no solution but I ain't too sure. Please God have mercy upon me I just want to stop being so dumb but I can't stop I want more. This hell will never end to me and it will get worse inevitably.

Go offline and try hitting the gym. Or try getting a job.

 

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

>181 posts in 5 days
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Are you sure you’re not under 18?

 

[Jason_Cruiser]

Can I just post myself having meltdowns and it will get people to make threads on me?

Serious question? Why the fuck do you want to be a lolcow? Do you really want to be under the same label as jobless manchildren like DSP, LTG and Review tech USA? If you want to be a weirdo on the internet, be like Tamers and make silly videos instead of making a ass of yourself for pittance.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

 

[Eadred]

So controversial666 made it back to the farms, welcome back buddy!