Should I become a lolcow?

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11 Wrz 2025
I used to be good at stuff until I became what I am today. Should I just give up and become a cow? I just feel like I'm OK with others hating on me because it's at least than ignoring me. I would like serious answers so if you gonna say kys retard or something along those lines, just keep it yourself.
 
Serious answer.

I hate everything about you. 172 posts in less than a week and every single of them is either a retarded Q&A thread, political, a profile post or a question that you could have answered yourself.

To add to this irritation, you're talking cryptic like "I used to be good at stuff", "what I am today". Like some bait where I am supposed to be interested and ask about either.

This is a serious answer, kys. Nobody cares.
 
Serious answer.

I hate everything about you. 172 posts in less than a week and every single of them is either a retarded Q&A thread, political, a profile post or a question that you could have answered yourself.

To add to this irritation, you're talking cryptic like "I used to be good at stuff", "what I am today". Like some bait where I am supposed to be interested and ask about either.

This is a serious answer, kys. Nobody cares.
no I'm not a bait, I'm a genuine case of literal sped adult that has severe issues in life and genuinely struggles in lots of shit. I'm not asking you to care, I'm asking you to respond, and it can be any response as long as it's not kys. You think yourself tough guy. You're not gonna be that strong when cancer will kill you, now would ya? So be genuine ffs
 
Trying to become a lolcow is a fruitless endeavor, much like trying to become the next famous Chris Chan troll.

Think about it, did any of the people featured in the lolcow threads actually set out to become infamous? No, it kinda sorta happened through a multitude of poor decisions and worse judgement. I might not be entirely correct on this, but most of the lolcows on this site have poor social lives, questionable employment histories, and probably no chance of having a decent relationship. Many of these people are disgusting sex pests as well.

Lucas Werner is an extreme example of all of these combined.

What you should be asking yourself is, do you really want to end up like Lucas?
 
The fact that you see becoming a lolcow as a means to stay relevant and garner attention for yourself says way more about you than you think it does. Go to therapy or something.
No therapists are too chronically offline and so I can't make them be interested in me and that's frustrating me. I want engagement, I want fame, I want gossip, I want doxxing, I want suffering, I want DDoS, I want everything negative to happen to me I just that much hate myself. Yes I got issues I just got no idea how to resolve them and I for some reason enjoy having them. I'm definitely sick in the head, but I just can't stop myself from being batshit crazy. Is there any cure to the disaster that I am? It might be something with no solution but I ain't too sure. Please God have mercy upon me I just want to stop being so dumb but I can't stop I want more. This hell will never end to me and it will get worse inevitably
 
Trying to become a lolcow is a fruitless endeavor, much like trying to become the next famous Chris Chan troll.

Think about it, did any of the people featured in the lolcow threads actually set out to become infamous? No, it kinda sorta happened through a multitude of poor decisions and worse judgement. I might not be entirely correct on this, but most of the lolcows on this site have poor social lives, questionable employment histories, and probably no chance of having a decent relationship. Many of these people are disgusting sex pests as well.

Lucas Werner is an extreme example of all of these combined.

What you should be asking yourself is, do you really want to end up like Lucas?
No I don't want to be like him. The only things that make me a lolcow-like is that I'm cringe, used to use sites considered cringe, share too much of my personal life on the internet, write and say stupid shit etc... but not the degeneracy part. I don't want to be degenerate, I wanna be normal person, but problem is I'm just constantly looking for attention, I'm definitely too naive and stupid. The only thing I'm good at is math but that's about it
Nigger what the fuck do you think majority of this community is?
Yeah but there's difference between autistic people who you can barely notice they're autistic and people like me. Like my autism is very noticeable if anyone here met face to face
 
Why? The only difference between a kiwi farmer and a lolcow is one has garnered enough cringe/rage attention from people to be documented ...and the other one keeps the sperghetti in their bowl by sheer luck or self- tard handling.
 
You're not interesting enough to be a cow. Kys.
Where's your profile pic from? It's really neat
Why? The only difference between a kiwi farmer and a lolcow is one has garnered enough cringe/rage attention from people to be documented ...and the other one keeps the sperghetti in their bowl by sheer luck or self- tard handling.
I wish people documented me, they would've been my fans, can't it just happen to me
You're not going to meet anyone here face to face why does it matter?
I might, although chances are rare because where I live there's not ton of farmers. Also your profile pic is from drawn together, right?
 
I wish people documented me, they would've been my fans, can't it just happen to me.
So you're thinking you'd be a King CobraJFS or Terry Davis tier lolcow? Even they got fucked with though, so being a loved/interesting cow is kinda a double-edged sword. Especially if you're wanting to be one for the positive interactions/attention... but good luck in your quest to be documented, fam.

Be the best lolcow you can be, I guess!
 
So you're thinking you'd be a King CobraJFS or Terry Davis tier lolcow? Even they got fucked with though, so being a loved/interesting cow is kinda a double-edged sword. Especially if you're wanting to be one for the positive interactions/attention... but good luck in your quest to be documented, fam.

Be the best lolcow you can be, I guess!
But how can I make people make thread on me here?
 
But how can I make people make thread on me here?
You have to have a thing people can enjoy observing. A terrible comic. Tarding out on YouTube/Twitch. Life crashing and burning around you. Delusions of grandeur. Retarded takes and fights on twitter. Read the random.txt on the right corner of the forum. If these are the kinds of things you would normally say, then a thread will emerge.

Or the rare and elusive astroturf lolcow, make up a persona and commit 100% to the bit. This requires you to be an talented comedian though.

We're like the mob: The books are closed. But If you have anything you can do for us, please let us know.
 
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