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I've decided to affirm Tom's stunning and brave choices today and tell him he looks like a witch instead. Or maybe an old hag.

See? Tom CAN be feminine!
Good idea. We should bring back the Salem witch trials and burn Tom. He looks like a witch yet he is a man. Clearly trying to create some form of witch craft. Plus with all those fake stones he keeps saying have energy in them, more than enough evidence to burn him
 
Good idea. We should bring back the Salem witch trials and burn Tom. He looks like a witch yet he is a man. Clearly trying to create some form of witch craft. Plus with all those fake stones he keeps saying have energy in them, more than enough evidence to burn him
In some of the European witch trials, random kids were selected to make the final judgement as the innocence of childhood lead people to think that they could always see the evil or demons inside witches.

As the sight of tommie makes babies cry, he is quite clearly guilty and should be ducked.

Then burned at the stake.

Then beheaded and left in a gibbet as a warning for others.

(In Minecraft)
 
In some of the European witch trials, random kids were selected to make the final judgement as the innocence of childhood lead people to think that they could always see the evil or demons inside witches.

As the sight of tommie makes babies cry, he is quite clearly guilty and should be ducked.

Then burned at the stake.

Then beheaded and left in a gibbet as a warning for others.

(In Minecraft)
Burn him then take his ashes and throw them into a volcano

(In Minecraft)
 
Burn him then take his ashes and throw them into a volcano

(In Minecraft)
Perhaps a medieval style witch trial is too archaic and barbaric.

Happily an existing legal system today has provision for this Tommie situation.

Under Shiara law, the punishment should suit the crime.

Perhaps stoning to death with his own worthless gravel would be an appropriate end, to this game of Minecraft.
 
I want to pile history books on tom until the weight crushes him, analogous to one of the tests they did for witches. If his understanding of history is correct, surely his space jew brethen will come to save him before he is crushed. It's apparently a really painful way to die.... in minecraft.

I really hate people who spout ideologically skewed bullshit about history. Especially 20th century history.
 
I want to pile history books on tom until the weight crushes him, analogous to one of the tests they did for witches. If his understanding of history is correct, surely his space jew brethen will come to save him before he is crushed. It's apparently a really painful way to die.... in minecraft.

I really hate people who spout ideologically skewed bullshit about history. Especially 20th century history.
It's not like Thomas could even read a history book. Look at how long it takes him to just read a comment here. Even the American History for Kids books would be too hard for him to understand.
 
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