CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Rogue Soldier Eli McManus Reported MIA - Operation Wupacalypse = 9/11'd

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Alright, not sure I understand. This is a joke, right? I'm pretty new to the whole DN thing. He didn't actually send that?

Edit: I ask 'cause 1.) Didn't think either Jace nor Eli HAD kids and 2.) That photo originates from an anarchist-type blog website when I reverse image search it. Just not sure if this is meant to be a joke.

It's a joke.
 
Better call the RCMP and tell them to pick up Eli.
 
Forgive my ignorance, but did Jace see fit to grant Eli an 'operations fund' for this mission?
Is there any chance that he's living it up in a Canadian Resort with hashish and hookers?


Are there hookers in Canada?
 
I may be showing my ignorance of Runescape here (or whatever the hell that game Eli plays compulsively is), but isn't it an MMO? Do we know Eli's account on it? Has anyone tried going into Runescape and checking if Eli's been active lately?

That being said, if anyone could survive wandering aimlessly through the Levant in the middle of a war only to die in Canada of all places, it's Eli. Not that I think that actually happened, but it's still amusing. I think it's more likely that Eli simply discovered BC Bud and Poutine and has thereby simply been too busy to keep his commander updated.
 
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