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[bobatnight]

I'm dying to know the logic that jannie is somehow derived from a transphobic slur. 'Uhh..well they rhyme so..'

 

[JimiHendrix]

i have no idea how reddit works.

i assume this is some kind of autistic illuminati that are mad they got told to go outside?

because that's what it fuckin' looks like. every time I feel bad about my miserable life I see this shit and I think it ain't so bad.

 

[Sammich]

The utter state of those janny faggots is delicious.

 

[Matt Damon]

Because if you go into new normal you would see there is a narrative change from the media in general right after the whole Afghanistan debacle. Before that the elite was scary boogie man who nobody could fight it only to turn out all you needed is several thousand devoted goatfuckers with ancient gun to run down their whole shiny and scary military apparatus . I can bet that pissed off veterans and speds had the same thought as i did that all you need is determination and guns and you can win . So now the run of the mill aristocracy and mouth pieces are backing down partly because the anger over incompetence and arrogance of the elite is pissing off too many competent enough people and their faces and names are known.

Spez and his handlers know this and they also know if they push these communities underground and hard enough they would have full on civil war where they would definitely loose. Also spez knows his skin on the line unlike those paid glowies who are anonymous ( if you think any politics related sub or decision isn't done because reasons and not for money you need to go out a lot more often ) mostly because everyone know his face, name and general location how long do you think is going to take before someone decided to get their ak and start hunting that soycuck. Not to mention the police is in disarray right now where his soycuck ass lives and he probably knows it too.

"Grandpa, what started the Second Civil War?"

"Well, Billy, you see there was this forum on Reddit that got banned an-"

"Even your wars were gay as fuck, grandpa."

 

[Marche]

CLEAN IT UP TRANNY JANNIES

 

[A Logging Company]

THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO THE BRAVE JANNIEHADEEEN FIGHTERS OF REDDIT.COM

 

[Ahriman]

Gotta love how they're seething about /r/drama.

Their bootleg site after their ban, rdrama.net, is having a ball (much like we do).

JANNIE CIVIL WAR AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :soyjak: :zoomersoy: :soyjakhipster: :soyjakyell: - Drama

<p>Wew. A whole mess of screens to share today. They've devolved from trying to <em>literally save lives</em> by temporarily shutting down orange messageboards to 100% just fighting amongst each other about how-dare-you-delete-my-message-I'm-a-moderator-too and <em>reeeee leakers leakers...

rdrama.net

 

[Distant Ranger]

War Never Changes

 

[Dyn]

"Grandpa, what started the Second Civil War?"

"Well, Billy, you see there was this forum on Reddit that got banned an-"

"Even your wars were gay as fuck, grandpa."

This is basically the same as the 30 years war but instead of princes it's mentally-ill retards who started a subreddit and instead of religion it's opinions on a boomer flu.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Jannie is a transphobic slur? These idiots really deserve to be miserable.

Well, they are trannies. Therefore, everything that upsets them is transphobic.

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

*TINK TINK TINK*
ahem
FUCK reddit
And
FUCK jannies

Spoiler

they do it for free

 

[GuntN7]

I was reading the Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl thread and now this news. I am forced to post about Oz.

*heavy breathing and typing* Oh no ! More disinformation I don't like, let's ban the people who disagree with the disinformation I like. The toxic term "jannie" really bothers our union and community.

 

[Ahriman]

Daily reminder that this is what a Faceberg janny looks like.

And a youtoob janny.

They look exactly like you'd expect. And these didn't do it for free, but for a rather lousy salary.

 

[Gutpuke]

JANNY CIVIL WAR IN FULL FORCE

As leaked here, and in response to the leaks, on top of getting nipped in the bud by an admin, Reddit jannies have now turned on each other, censoring, deleting, and banning their posts.

Spoiler: Hot Janny on Janny Action

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In the meantime, they toss around the idea of shutting down entire Reddit boards to finally sway the admin that told them to stop freaking out, comparing it a "march" since actual walking is too physically strenuous for a Reddit janny. They attack anyone who says this idea is stupid.

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On top of just attacking anyone who says this whole thing is stupid.

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They also pretend that they don't care about these screencaps getting leaked...

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...While complaining about these screencaps getting leaked.

Spoiler: SCREAMING INTENSIFIES

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Full background:

This all began when Reddit mods spammed an anti-anti-vax copyposta in every popular Reddit, including porn Reddits like "hypnosis porn" and "women bending over" (NSFW for both).

Spoiler: Posts (SFW)

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When asked to stop, mods responded saying just to "ignore" a stickied post at the top of every popular Reddit.

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It was later discovered that this effective spamming was coordinated by Reddit mods in a Discord specifically for Reddit mods.

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A Reddit admin stepped in and deleted the mod's hysteria, spurring the mods to call the admins "dictators" and "tyrants" because they won't let them censor and ban people who disagree with them on their spam messages.

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This inspired the mods to begin writing to congress and workshop starting a union for Reddit jannies.

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They soon realized they were getting their Discord chats leaked, as shared by Cateloaf, spurring its own meltdown.

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This inspired the people over at rdrama to archive their entire Discord server. Despite being fully aware they are getting their chats leaked, they decide to openly discuss how they're going to try to remove any Reddit that they don't agree with, including conservative Reddits, as shared by The Stinky Skink.

Spoiler: Literal Janny Conspiracy

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And remember, everyone, Reddit jannies hate being called "jannies." They just disguise how it makes them feel bad by calling it "transphobic," which makes zero sense.

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This is just getting pathetic.

 

[maguyver16]

I estimate that we will witness 41% casualties by the end of the week.

Expect to see some open seats in the politburo by next week

Godspeed

 

[Flying Whale]

This is just getting pathetic.

It's reddit, It was always pathetic.

 

[Ahriman]

 

[Bongocat]

I have a loose connection with the leakers (know a guy who's friend is in the group). Out of curiosity, I asked if they were college students high on their own farts. He said most of them were pushing 40.

 

[Local Fed]

Here's to hoping that this civil war is as bloody and autistic as the first one.

 

[Kier]

Oh shit this better be good.
Jannies Ouroboros is always fun to watch

Ouroboros but every member is Campanella but the Title "the fool" is meant literally.