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[Crazedking]

jannypocalypse is upon reddit!!!

also how is janny transphobic? Its stems from janitors.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

Wow, these Jannies put so much effort into all this nonsense, it’s almost as if they’re being paid

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

Janny on janny violence is a real problem in the poorer parts of the internet. My liberal friends tell me that the socioeconomic status of jannies and their historical status as an oppressed class is what leads them to act this way, but sometimes I just don't know.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Reee these tyrant fascist admins won’t let us shut down all dissenting opinions and make reddit even more of a single party state!

 

[Matt Damon]

You can smell the virginity off those screencaps.

You fool! Clearly that's the smell of their surgically constructed manginas.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

also how is janny transphobic? Its stems from janitors.

It's because all jannies are trannies on Reddit.

 

[Snuckening]

Y'all better watch that Jansphobia, you goddam jansphobes!!

 

[Chandler Bing]

The best part about all of this is knowing a good majority of them will game end irl when they lose mod and their online reputations tank more than ever before.

Dumb jannies

 

[daBonehead]

I can't believe the Reddit Admins would want to censor such strong and beautiful mods, this is true fascism. These women are heroes and have a very hard job!

 

[Gimmick Account]

jannypocalypse is upon reddit!!!

also how is janny transphobic? Its stems from janitors.

In Space Quest IV, Roger must dress up as a “blond woman” to access an ATM machine in Galexy Galleria shopping mall. The author of a 1993 review commented on this: “at one point Roger has to cross-dress to fool a computer” (Ardai, 1993, p. 34). Another author suggests that “SQIV must be the first game to include the main character dressing in drag in order to solve a puzzle (Sorry Cloud from Final Fantasy VII, but Roger got there first)” (Spaul, 1999). This scene is available in this video starting around 13:00 (set up) and about 27:00 (for actual drag scene; *content warning* there is some transphobic dialog at the end of the scene). The image above shows Roger in the dress and wig required for this puzzle.

*Content Warning* Transphobic dialog:

The robot clerk who sells Roger the required dress and wig gives him a hard time about the size of the “friend” he is buying the outfit for, and when he says “she’s built about like me” the robot says “a likely story. Good thing I can keep a secret sweetie.” After she gives him the dress, she says “If that ‘special someone’ needs a wig, this one should look pretty good on you.” Once he is dressed, she says “Very lovely honey, it was made for you.” When Roger opts to wear the outfit and wig home she says “that will be 60 buckazoids, sicko.”

Citations:

1. Ardai, C. (1993, April). In Space, Now Everyone Can Hear You Scream. Computer Gaming World. P. 34 http://www.cgwmuseum.org/galleries/issues/cgw_105.pdf
2. Jess. Walkthrough for Space Quest IV. http://wiw.org/~jess/sq4.html
3. Odino. (2005, May 12). Walkthrough/FAQ Space Quest IV. Game FAQs. http://www.gamefaqs.com/pc/565077-space-quest-iv-roger-wilco-and-the-time-rippers/faqs/36848
4. RandyPany. (2006, March 26). Space Quest IV Walkthoguh. Game FAQ. http://www.gamefaqs.com/pc/565077-space-quest-iv-roger-wilco-and-the-time-rippers/faqs/42120
5. Spaul. (1999, November 1). Roger Wilco flushed into his past, present, and future. Film at 11. Game FAQs. http://www.gamefaqs.com/pc/565077-space-quest-iv-roger-wilco-and-the-time-rippers/reviews/review-532

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

Oh shit this better be good.
Jannies Ouroboros is always fun to watch

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Y'all better watch that Jansphobia, you goddam jansphobes!!

I'm tired of people bullying jannisexuals.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Oh my godness, this is the best thing ever.
Time to grab the popcorn boys, this will be a ride.

 

[Dickens Cider]

They shall sperg on to the end
They will sperg in the threads
They will sperg in their discords
They will CAPSLOCK with growing autism and retardation to other mods
They will delete their subforums
Whatever the topic be.
They will continue being bitches
They shall pretend they are women
They shall fight over pronouns and deadnaming their moms
They will fight all dissension
They will do it for free!

 

[Dr. Pasquale]

Lol at the self importance these ppl give themselves

Also retard slapfights are the most entertaining type

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

What are the odds the redditiod admins cave to the jannie uprising though?

 

[DamnWolves!]

Hey Reddit jannies, this is the Reddit accounting department... I have your paychecks here; we put in a bonus for all that overtime work you've put in lately! Don't spend it all in one place!

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Janny faggy.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Shout out to r/nonewnormal for having some fire memes that finally made all jannies seethe into a civil war of autism. They conspired to delete NNN, Spez told them "no" and now they are eating each other alive over seeing these fucking memes lmao:

 

[Matt Damon]

What are the odds the redditiod admins cave to the jannie uprising though?

What leverage do they have? It takes no skill to do what they do and there are always more autists willing to do unpaid internet labor.