Realistic grocery haul 08/18/20

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This haul had probably 4 pounds of pure unrecyclable plastic in it, but when she's having a dinner from a single use plate, she'll be using a stainless steel straw to sip her diet soda out of a plastic bottle. Envirolynn.
 
I didn't even know they made microwavable plastic cups of peas. Who's so lazy they can't just open a can of peas and heat it on the stove?

That Teavana shit is expensive. Fuck Starbucks.

In case you couldn't imagine 5 microwavable cups of Rice a Roni, Amber has you covered.
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This is the food they shop for more multiple times per week. At least Amber was honest about showing it for once, and providing explanation on how she reaches 4000+ calories per day.
 
Amber’s period hole powiedział(a):
Also, notice how much fucking chicken she bought. Since it’s a zero points food on WW, she’ll make the equivalent of ten chicken and eat it in one sitting because “I’m following the diet plan you guys!!!!”
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She won’t eat tons of chicken because she hates her cooking (but would never admit it). It doesn’t give her that dopamine kick she needs.
Skippy1931 powiedział(a):
I’m so sick of her fucking smug face. She knows she is putting up shitty content thinking she is untouchable. Love how she said one thing of miniature candy bars last 3 days really I remember a binge when she ate multiple packages of them and a ton of other crap in one night. She figures she doesn’t have to put any effort into it and the videos are getting shorter
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That was her Mother’s Day video when she said she planned her binge to eat her feelings because she didn’t have a mother. The disgusting piggy ate tons of them like the fat fuck she is. Wonder if Ma saw that video.
 
Hmm, candy, chips, soda and some instant things. This is the grocery haul of someone who eats all of their meals from restaurants.
 
Lmao she thought she was gonna get her views back up in the 100k range with this troll video looool

And that like to dislike ratio is *chef’s kiss*

No wonder she disabled her Twitter again. I bet all her shelf kissers were disappointed, especially after the Breonna Taylor mishap. She was a train wreck yesterday and this was the grand finale.
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BallBuster powiedział(a):
Okay, I’m triggered. This fat cunt bought 4 individually wrapped fucking potatoes. Looking them up they cost about $1 each. Potatoes at any farmers market are usually the cheapest per LB vegetable by far at 30-50 cents a pound. The wrapped ones are 6-8 ounces each. So she could have gotten 2 lbs of spuds for under $1 but instead paid $1 for a 1/4 of that.

And why you ask? Because those spuds are ready for the microwave! Christ her laziness is just never ending.

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I was thinking the same thing! It’s made even worse by the fact that you definitely can microwave a potato without plastic, you just need to poke a few holes in it. Check out this allrecipes post for Microwaved Baked Potatoes:

Step 1: Scrub the potato, and prick several time with the tines of a fork. Place on a plate.

Step 2:Cook on full power in the microwave for 5 minutes. Turn over, and continue to cook for 5 more minutes. When the potato is soft, remove from the microwave, and cut in half lengthwise. Season with salt and pepper, and mash up the inside a little using a fork. Top the open sides with butter.

and that’s it!
 
That stack of cheesy rice is hilarious- didn't she JUST come to the (already well-known) realization that her daily mountain of rice is responsible for a huge portion of her calorie intake?

Also y'all ever see Hamber purchase fresh berries or salad materials? No? Me neither. Shame, since those tend to be diet staples for people who are actually trying to lose weight. The lack of fresh produce in this snack haul is distressing. Oh well, it's her (rapidly impending) funeral.
 
Doesn’t seem to be getting as many views. More and more people are getting sick of the same old thing. ”Realistic“ grocery haul. Yea, for someone like her, it would be.
 
She has reached the 'fuck you' phase of her cycle - This is just 'shrimp gate' all over again, and Becky has absolutely no interest in helping her save her own life.
 
What I find interesting about Amber,and this may have already been said, but it’s so interesting that in the previous video when she’s praising and resting her shelf ass on the laurels of being on weight watchers.

She expounds that it’s supposed to teach you to eat healthy foods she rattles them off like a fucking champ.

And yet in this grocery haul all I see are high carb vegetables (the lean meat is OK, at this point I would say Beyond Meat would be ok for her too) and processed shit.

She doesnt want to learn to eat healthy she doesn’t want to learn to eat clean what she does want to do is eat whatever she wants and still lose weight which isn’t possible for her.

The only liquids that need to be going past her lips are either milk or milk substitute like almond milk or coconut milk or silk (unsweetened) unsweet tea, unsweet coffee, water and MAYBE some kind of alcohol.

Or diet soda sweetened with Stevia

The amount of potatoes that she eats would put an Irishman to shame

Low key though, that cream soda Dr. Pepper tastes good with whipped cream vodka
 
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Brick Face powiedział(a):
This has been in my head for a while but why does every fat bitch have a fascination with pickles? They always excuse the high amounts of sodium by saying “it’s low cal guyz!”
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Prolly cause they can think, "Im getting my vegetables!

KiwiKunt!! powiedział(a):
OK that haul is what happens when parents go out of town and leave their 8 year olds with cash to buy groceries for a week

What the actual fuck is mashed potato in a sachet?......
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Aren' t sachets another word for teabags?
 
Tomorrow's AL home food delivery ready to roll.
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Leaving locals unhappy.
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