Realistic grocery haul 08/18/20

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Honzou powiedział(a):
What a dainty diet grocery haul. Just look at all the vegetables and lean protein. If I was some suit at WW I'd send her a C&D and tell her to never speak the name of my company again.
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Can you imagine if that weight loss doc she's scheduled to see next month caught wind of this? They'd be running for the hills.

Lol at that woman in the comments complaining that she has to be on a doctor-prescribed diet despite being half Amber's size (soo... a dainty 250-300lb?), as if Amber herself is not desperately in need of a strict, medically-supervised diet.
 
I love it how she's says it's a "realistic grocery haul." Realistic for a 500 pound land whale, maybe.
 
Ah, yes, a glimpse at her real diet. I’ll give her props, because most grocery hauls are a front she puts up that she’s dieting, with non-stop diet foods, but this here is the real deal.

Yes, now everyone point and laugh at this fatass for buying junk food because they’re FAT.
 
ADHD powiedział(a):
It's just a matter of time before she drops a bunch of money on a new camera and then goes back to filming with her phone.

Does anyone else remember how she sperged last year about how orange juice is not healthy? I guess apple juice and pineapple juice are fine, though?
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That shit will make you fatter than anything else because it has all the pulp removed. It's better to juice your own shit. Personally, I admit the Japanese, they work themselves to death, and still maintain accurate gender roles.
 
It’s nice to see a more honest grocery haul from AL, not the usual BS she shows on camera. I can’t get over the amount of waste, all those plastic bottles and individual servings, you know she’s not recycling anything.
And who the fuck eats 100 Grand bars?? I’ve never seen anyone eat one of those. Why didn’t she get a Snickers or a Twix? Kitkat?? Butterfinger?
 
Realistic my ass, most of these are just drinks. No matter how packed with sugar they are, death fats are gonna want to stuff their face with something solid and chewable and wash it down with liquid sugar.
The most realistic “haul” she ever did was the hot Cheetos, ramen, cola, dove bar and Reese’s that she admitted she was going to eat all in one sitting, and even that I didn’t believe to be all she was gonna eat.
 
Dead Memes powiedział(a):
She must be on a binge of historic magnitude if she can't even make her video 10:01 long. Most advertisers won't run adds on short videos and YouTube doesn't allow midrolls on them, and we all know how much amber loves to place the max number of midrolls.
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Apparently yt changed the rules and now the video needs to be only 8 (something) minutes long for more ads, but even then she didn't make the video long enough. Oh well...

King DDT powiedział(a):
Don't be so toxic. She said she wasn't gonna tell us what belonged to who. All of that stuff is clearly stuff that Becky chose because Becky was the one who went to the store. So clearly all of it is Becky's!


There's no way those 100 Grands last more than 100 minutes.
Also, how long ago was her surgery? How legitimate could it be that the doctor/surgeon/nurse told her don't lift anything heavier than a gallon? She's carrying two extra people in fat cells, you gonna tell me that lifting a gallon of milk is gonna make her insides perforate?
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Becky is allowed 3 sugary drinks she's gonna have 3 drinks! Just like Amber not understanding that you don't have to use the upper limit of your WW points.

I like how AL just lowkey throws in how much she's moveen, she was carrying groceries that were sooooo heavy and she's not supposed to :O She sometimes forgets she just had surgeries teehee she's healing well.
 
Aldora powiedział(a):
Y'know, I am starting to realise that Amber doesn't want to lose weight, she already thinks she is the cutest bitch in the world.
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It’s so obvious, anyone with two brain cells could tell you she’s doing this for the views and money.

She just tells us, she is trying to diet, so she won’t lose viewers and still be seen in a semi good light.

How do you go from the video just yesterday: being serious, changing diet plans, weigh-in.
To today’s video:
candy, chips, soda, diet soda, ramen noodles, microwave crap haul.

She is so manipulative, it’s evil. She deserves every bad obesity, health crisis coming to her.
 
This is not related to amber but goddamn everything is covered in plastic. Even fucking potatoes lettuce and peas are in plastic. Wtf

I'll accept MOTI ratings now🎩
 
These aren't groceries, these are party foods with the exception of the rice-a-roni and the individually wrapped potatoes (??? I've never seen this before in my life, what is this Japan?). A normal person might buy all this junk in one haul before a neighborhood bbq to feed a dozen people or more. This is what her usual grocery trips result in?
 
Oh cool so it looks like pretending to diet is over. An orange chicken mookbang is on the horizon :optimistic:

Also it's my understanding that the potatoes are wrapped in plastic for cooking in the microwave. Only the finest at wolmort.
 
The fact that she buys the food ready and “easy” (pre-portioned cheese and bars, microwaveable crap) is the biggest reason she won’t lose weight, in my opinion.

Having to measure your food, having to cook it, and having to work to eat in general limits the food you eat and allows you to have more control on how much you have. If you just have to open a bag or put something in the microwave for ten seconds you won’t have just one portion, you’ll have more, because it’s just so easy and convenient to make another one. Same with takeout: you just call (or order online in Amber’s case because our gorl has ~dainty phone anxiety~) and pick it up, or deliver to your house. There’s no work involved, just like in their lives.

Also, notice how much fucking chicken she bought. Since it’s a zero points food on WW, she’ll make the equivalent of ten chicken and eat it in one sitting because “I’m following the diet plan you guys!!!!”
 
I’m so sick of her fucking smug face. She knows she is putting up shitty content thinking she is untouchable. Love how she said one thing of miniature candy bars last 3 days really I remember a binge when she ate multiple packages of them and a ton of other crap in one night. She figures she doesn’t have to put any effort into it and the videos are getting shorter
 
This is like every single one of her grocery hauls ever: Only 10% of that haul was actual food. It is no wonder she always looks malnourished.

And who buys two potatoes individually wrapped in plastic but also instant mashed potatoes instead of just a bag of potatoes? Makes me laugh.

Usually I would be amazed how someone can be nearly thirty and have no idea how to budget, shop and cook properly but this is Amber so I am not really all that surprised she shops like a teen.
 
Why in the world are the vegetables individually wrapped with plastic, I've never seen that before but WHY

EDIT: After all these outraged comments on the video the next video is going to be wild
 
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