random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[JU 199]

He was one of you and he threatened me with interpol. Maybe it was even you and you could be on vocation in australia right now. I know the call was from australia because i have a family member there who sometimes calls me.

If harrasment continues outside the internet and if you twisted fucks somehow get my home adress i will sue you and your paedophilic hero Null.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I trolled you with an anime quote

 

[JU 199]

 

[SpessCaptain]

16 and Butt Pregnant.

 

[JU 199]

Thonis is channeling holden

By the time i take fin i will have sex with 20 escorts and my first escort will be the one who lets me choke her. I will choke that dumb worthless slut. I am a god compared to her and she exists only to serve me.

and this gem-

I am god you little shitface.

Lol no. I will no longer be a virgin and i will get laid with a 7/10 girl. Something that you never fucked.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

School shooter is what I would be The apex predator of highschool eco system, the ultimate doer, in the end it is I who is above even the jocks, since I will bring justice to them, and purge them if I see so fit.

 

[JU 199]

 

[CatParty]

A moment ago c-no replied to thread My Little Brony II: The Cloppening.

 

[melty]

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2015-8-5_20-21-42-png.40875/
"And / or remember Something Awful? They're Something Awful with a different logo."

 

[Watcher]

But seriously bros, I hate most of you and you should go outside more, maybe then you can prank nerds and get fucktard pussy like a real fucking man, you goddamn fags.

From here

From here

 

[Dr. Meme]

I was in a Wal-Mart today, and I saw some fat, punk woman abusing her four kids. Nobody did anything. Nobody said anything. When life gives people lemons, we're expected to suck them down like a cock. Fuck that. I'll shove the lemons down life's throat.

Any bitch so much as offers to go on a date with me, I'd tell them to go fuck themselves.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

"Do I look like a fucking faggot?"

From https://kiwifarms.net/threads/connor-bible.7044/page-394#post-886562

 

[JU 199]

I can afford drugs mind you. I can still afford a gram of cocaine.

 

[John Daker]

"I am not a million dollar extra"

 

[CatParty]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/marij...-loathing-of-vagina.10483/page-72#post-891701

"Your penis is a weapon. You must ejaculate in a woman"

 

[SpessCaptain]

most of the things on this forum are gay

 

[John Daker]

Is there a place for me to learn how "not to be autistic"?

 

[Kaz]

Seeing as how I suggested this over in the Shaner thread I may as well put it here as well.

Spoiler

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/motivation-png.41751/

It would be preferable to at least have the "you guy's just got MILK!." part.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I then pushed Chris into the statue, and he turned into soy sauce.

 

[CatParty]

As a member of /v/ you offend me.