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[Crex Crex]

Don't use words you don't understand, unless you have seen the legendary post about cock shapes vs. rape success

 

[Among Us Gaming]

If I see someone with Deltarune or Undertale merchandise IRL over the age of 17, I'm calling ICE to deport you. Fucking hell.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Sandra Brand Sandra's canned, robust, and flavorful remains.

@HackerX

 

[Gentlebastard]

If you are looking to porn to increase birthrates, you are 31 flavours of fucked in the head.

I'm not really interested in hearing the Something Awful diaspora repent for their sins.

I'm here because I want to be notified when/if (let's face it, when) Velicity Von is found dead in a ditch in Clearwater, Florida.

Is this not a gossip forum?

Why the fuck do I even bother behaving like a civilised member of society and pay for my train ticket like some fucking chump.

YES THIS POST REQUIRES ALL CAPS!!!

Pollsters are ugly, dumb, and probably finger their dogs.

And yet people still oppose declaring war on the United Kingdom. The Trump administration wont event consider it, despite my letters.

Fatrick is probably a great catch for a closeted dyke. It's not everyday you see true and honest women with a killer rack like that, let alone a man. The faucet is so small that she probably just blurs her eyes and sees porkytits as a fat whiny butch.

I'm sorry, what in the fuck did you just say? It's "gay" to wash your fucking asshole?

I thought this thread was about niggers eating cornstarch, not niggers eating ass, so everyone either sprinkle some cornstarch on that anus, or get back on-topic.

I miss when shitty concepts were as poorly drawn as they were conceived.

Narcan is a mistake, we either need to ban it or have ghost pepper juice mixed in to make them wish they died when it gets sprayed up their nose.

He's like a Formula 1 mechanic that shot a wheelchair bound Schumacher in the leg and can't understand why no-one is returning his calls.

He'll cite the legal precedence of Shrek being able to run into a church while yelling "I object!"