random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Banquet Meal]

You don't get to pop a stiffy in a diaper, you get a tube in your dick and your asshole moved to some where more manageable

 

[A Deer In Headlights]

Some highlights from r/emulation (archive)

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I wish nothing but cruelty to the admins and users of Kiwi Farms. I cannot say what's on my mind without breaking Reddit's TOS.

 

[Harm]

I do not speak from experience, but I think elderly women have perkier tits.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Lmfao this faggot killed himself by flying a plane into a wall.

 

[Nameless One]

jesus was not born in sweden.

I can't link profile wall posts

 

[Gentlebastard]

This retard has written so much unhinged shit, you could use completely legit quotes of his to get him banned from most establishments and countries.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I don't really know what's going on here or anyone involved, but I just want to say--You can't entirely dismiss hog pussy. It's like being almost out of gas and thinking you have no money then finding a tenner in the center console. It's not much, but it'll get you to the next stop.

"CHRISTIANS could be here" he thought. "I've never been to a rural town before. There could be CHRISTIANS anywhere." The warmth of his laptop fan felt good against his fat rolls. "I HATE CHRISTIANS" he thought. The light of his computer screen illuminated his dark, filthy bedroom even as the cheap goyslop circulated through his plaque hardened arteries and washed away his (merited) fear of non-urbanites. "With a reddit account, you can be a revolutionary whenever you want" he said to himself, out loud.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

I'm the African. Put some clothes on you fucking whore. This is why transfems want to rape you.

 

[Cancer Man Metokur]

"Natsuki childbirth."

 

[RomanianSchizo]

So hitlercunnyrapist1488 got 'oxed after all this time.

I once had a black Uber driver who was really into CCR.

My AC is on 69.

Show proof of circumcised penis to access this site

Tucker doesn't have anywhere near the grassroots appeal of TR or Perot. He's an unmedicated mental patient broadcasting from his basement. He's like Don Lemon's white twin brother.

They're the super secret Chris Chan trolling illuminati that have been managing this forum since 2013. The real Joshua Conner Moon is dead, his account puppeteered by whomever the council elects to do their bidding.
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Wake up. We love you and we need you to WAKE UP.

 

[Aunt Carol]

"My handsome boy," He purrs. "Are you my handsome incubator? Getting so big for me?"

My passion is cats looking through things that make their faces all boogley and funny.

that mollycoddling negress is going to regret trying to be his friend, in time.

This meme is dedicated to the brave mujahiweeb warriors of Kiwi Farms.

Even his own AI is like "Hey maybe don't be retarded online", which has gotta sting.

Flying foxes are, indeed, bats.

He'll say he hates ABDL then cozies up to them like he's Lex Luthor trying to create the Legion of Poop.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Having no power or say in how things are done, despite having graduated and reaching adulthood, they express their distaste in distasteful ways. These usually include elements of excrement, fire, vandalism and allusions to Nazism.

Using the Jewish trick of citing evidence to prove my point.

 

[RomanianSchizo]

He was astral projecting to Waffle House.

They’ve already hooked him up to the andrenochrome lobbyist sarcophagus. The liquified foreskin of a thousand Palestinian children now sustain him.

 

[Cnidarian]

I dabbled in libertarian ideology for awhile until I realized that being a libertarian is like being a little bit pregnant.

 

[Chromeo]

YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS

If you can't find someone that isn't a pedophile who supports your politics maybe that's a sign you should believe in something else.

I don't care how cute the black women are, I'm not miscegenating.

Nah, chicks dick mold and mildew.

DIG DIG I MEANT DIG

It is you who does not prioritize the ass

I somehow don't think men who know how to appear normal would be posting in the KiwiFarms' "femoid advice thread".

If I see someone with Deltarune or Undertale merchandise IRL over the age of 17, I'm calling ICE to deport you. Fucking hell.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Awwwww...

I wish I had a pyramid of eyes. All I've got is a moat full of acid.

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

I mean, you guys are laughing now, but you won't be laughing when the UK government flies two fully-ladden lorries into the Empire State Building.

You know how Muslim countries are. When they issue fatwahs because you've offended them, they don't fuck around.

 

[invisibult plus+]

Someone sponsored the thread and while it is a nice meme ( ) I want to tell you people to shut the fuck up: I am fucking sick of seeing deltarune fucking everywhere for a fucking decade and absolutely fuck all is going on, just thounds of people losing their minds over furries. Not even that appealing looking furries, like the leftovers on a bootleg toy shelf furries. I've seen other designs from the game that are appealing, but no, everyone wants to fuck a TV Head or just draw the female barney the big purple dinosaur or any of the more half baked autism over and over. I'm sick of it. And then you faggots advertise here because your fandom doesn't have enough memes on your other social media?

 

[3MMA]

I'm an extremely heavy Kiwi Farms user

4U

 

[Rembrandt]

I'm printing that and stapling it to the garage wall right fucking now.