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[Banquet Meal]

You don't get to pop a stiffy in a diaper, you get a tube in your dick and your asshole moved to some where more manageable

 

[A Deer In Headlights]

Some highlights from r/emulation (archive)

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I wish nothing but cruelty to the admins and users of Kiwi Farms. I cannot say what's on my mind without breaking Reddit's TOS.

 

[Harm]

I do not speak from experience, but I think elderly women have perkier tits.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Lmfao this faggot killed himself by flying a plane into a wall.

 

[Nameless One]

jesus was not born in sweden.

I can't link profile wall posts

 

[Gentlebastard]

This retard has written so much unhinged shit, you could use completely legit quotes of his to get him banned from most establishments and countries.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I don't really know what's going on here or anyone involved, but I just want to say--You can't entirely dismiss hog pussy. It's like being almost out of gas and thinking you have no money then finding a tenner in the center console. It's not much, but it'll get you to the next stop.

"CHRISTIANS could be here" he thought. "I've never been to a rural town before. There could be CHRISTIANS anywhere." The warmth of his laptop fan felt good against his fat rolls. "I HATE CHRISTIANS" he thought. The light of his computer screen illuminated his dark, filthy bedroom even as the cheap goyslop circulated through his plaque hardened arteries and washed away his (merited) fear of non-urbanites. "With a reddit account, you can be a revolutionary whenever you want" he said to himself, out loud.