random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sensitive Duckling]

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[Unimaginative Username]

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Why does the Sinhalese alphabet have an Among Us as a letter? Fucking jeets.

 

[JustSomeDong]

It is actually kind of staggering and surreal to see people openly cosigning animal torturers and lusting over pictures of a 15 year old because they hate you so much.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I'm so glad God made me too autistic for this.

I'll be passing this sacred knowledge down to my children.

Today I walked into the gas station to get my daily goyim food

If a nuclear war between India and Pakistan ever goes hot, we can look forward to some real Looney Toons' shit.

There's gotta be a term for negative IQ at this point.

then the thinkable happened.

That's how the fetish works. Null lures them in thin, then feeds them.

Is there a way to make his situation worse?

Why are you a pedophile rapist?

I have never raped a pedophile in my life.

 

[Elf Supremacist]

You will win, because losing is in their nature.

 

[Disc]

 

[Two Dollars]

I'm coping. I'm delusional. I'm free.

 

[Meat Target]

Dear Charlotte,

Me mum died in The Upside-Down Holly. Me mum's a lampshade, me dad's a shoe.

Thank you for your understanding.

Sincerely,
Barney the Dinosaur's Left Testicle

 

[Professor Booster]

"How can one prove with dignity that he doesn't wear a diaper?" being an actual discussion truly proves the west has fallen

 

[Preacher ✝]

I dont know if Sony getting rid of disc's will cause me to kill Muslims

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I want to fuck Sera

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

I wish it wasn't gay to be into twinks.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

Wyświetl załącznik 9216856

They're turning the freaking frog threads gay!

 

[Gentlebastard]

Why haven't you taken your own advice and self-immolated yet?

If I had a nickel for every time a lolcow has drank from a cum chalice id have at least 2 nickels…

He will tell any lie to anyone if he thinks it'll impress them. It's part of his unique stupidity.

I don't think I've ever seen a combination of something so funny but also unsettling in a while.

Oh they know. But there's fun in letting them know we know they know. And so forth.

Dis na wia ya life ended. Flex bin expect, stalker pikin

Even if you think there's some political gay opps going on with it, you can't be seen at an anti-anti-pedophile protest. I can't believe he did that. Is he retarded?

Imagine being in your mid 40s and feeling the need to angrily deny your elderly father gave your school principal multiple blowjobs while dressed as a rodeo clown.

lol, it says "Cum" in the youtube URL

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

I wish it wasn't gay to be into twinks. Imagine keeping a little femboy in the attic, all you have to do is make sure he has money in his steam wallet for grand strategy games and internet access. If he ever gets upset over anything, just tell him "don't you worry your pretty little head over it" and instead of getting mad and calling you an incel he'd just blush and hug you. I'd take good care of him, and make sure he always had Hot Pockets in the freezer, and on date night I'd mix him up a nice daiquiri or something (he doesn't like the taste of beer) and he'd cuddle up to me on the couch while we watched the newest episode of that one anime that I don't really care that much about but I know it means a lot to him.

 

[AFAB]

Nobody is claiming copyright to the Christchurch shooting lmao

 

[Meat Target]

If you drew her accurately you would be arrested in the UK.