random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sensitive Duckling]

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[Unimaginative Username]

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Why does the Sinhalese alphabet have an Among Us as a letter? Fucking jeets.

 

[JustSomeDong]

It is actually kind of staggering and surreal to see people openly cosigning animal torturers and lusting over pictures of a 15 year old because they hate you so much.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I'm so glad God made me too autistic for this.

I'll be passing this sacred knowledge down to my children.

Today I walked into the gas station to get my daily goyim food

If a nuclear war between India and Pakistan ever goes hot, we can look forward to some real Looney Toons' shit.

There's gotta be a term for negative IQ at this point.

then the thinkable happened.

That's how the fetish works. Null lures them in thin, then feeds them.

Is there a way to make his situation worse?

Why are you a pedophile rapist?

I have never raped a pedophile in my life.

 

[Elf Supremacist]

You will win, because losing is in their nature.

 

[Disc]

 

[Two Dollars]

I'm coping. I'm delusional. I'm free.

 

[Meat Target]

Dear Charlotte,

Me mum died in The Upside-Down Holly. Me mum's a lampshade, me dad's a shoe.

Thank you for your understanding.

Sincerely,
Barney the Dinosaur's Left Testicle

 

[Professor Booster]

"How can one prove with dignity that he doesn't wear a diaper?" being an actual discussion truly proves the west has fallen

 

[Preacher ✝]

I dont know if Sony getting rid of disc's will cause me to kill Muslims

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I want to fuck Sera