random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Jewelsmakerguy]

If you can, explain yourself in a 10-minute video and why we should accept you as a lolcow or I'm done with you

 

[BlueChan]

"Kiwifarms is the dumbest fucken site on the web"

(Source; thread)

EDIT: This chain of Twitter replies (archive) is a goldmine for these:

• "kiwifarms is what you get when you take people into Bionicle lore and give them a new hobby, serial harassment"
• "Nah, there's nothing weird about keeping a comprehensive, up-to-date Wiki on Chris Chan."
• "who the hell cares about kiwifarms, they don't even have anything to do with small birds or fruit"
• "kiwifarms is like TVtropes but full of hate."

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Thank God Jingles is still okay.

 

[ICametoLurk]

"Listen Hitler, I'm tired of your white-knighting!"

^ Sauce plz?

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/announcement-advising-chris.1365/

 

[Randell Corgon]

My intention was to influence her heart to sit down and have a heart to heart talk with Null.

 

[BlueChan]

"but in reality, making a thread of kiwifarms is like saying 'be my personal army and bully this person'"
(source)

 

[Army Burger]

People keep treating him like the Herbie Hancock of rock and roll when he's really more like Wynton Marsalis.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

On a scale of 1 to Canadian? Canadian.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Most of them are either lesbians or unattractive, so, like immigrants, they won't be missed.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

It's not "common" to tard cum dogs for semen

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

Some spastic chimped the fuck out at Chris on Twitter and @Jaiman made fun of him and honestly the entire thing is random_text material.

 

[Hellfire]

Some spastic chimped the fuck out at Chris on Twitter and @Jaiman made fun of him and honestly the entire thing is random_text material.

Is that the sperg who would call True Capitalist Radio?

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

Is that the sperg who would call True Capitalist Radio?

Apparently so.

 

[CatParty]

Apparently so.

https://www.facebook.com/eugene.karasz
https://myspace.com/karaszkun
https://www.linkedin.com/in/eugene-karasz-572968118

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Is that the sperg who would call True Capitalist Radio?

Apparently so.

https://www.facebook.com/eugene.karasz
https://myspace.com/karaszkun
https://www.linkedin.com/in/eugene-karasz-572968118

Karasz-kun thread when?

 

[BlueChan]

Finally autism and sociopathy in one convenient spot.

Thanks SA Let's Play community! I hope you all end up in jail!

 

[DuskEngine]

i would like to put in a request for the reddit "implied perverse interpretation" face.

https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_17072568.html

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

MEANWHILE, ON DISCORD (AGAIN)...

All money is good money, especially if it comes from retards!

I was married by an ordained nazi shark minister.

Y'ALL HAD AN E-MARRIAGE ON A PONY GAME THIS ISNT OK

And finally:

EDIT:

You know what they say: When life gives you lemons, fuck your sister!

Crusader Kings II was a mistake.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Good sir, as a corgi, I find your insinuations that I have less than four legs to be triggering and problematic.

 

[SpessCaptain]

I am very bitter and angry all the time.