FIGGIN 10/23/16 one of phils head mates "dies" - Rip in piss

[Rokko]

should we send flowers?
also, will "ama" be replaced??

 

[DumbDosh]

:autism: aside, it doesn't make any sense. How can something sharing a brain have a fatal stroke but the others be unaffected? He hasn't thought this through at all.

It's not that hard to make sense of, one more part of his brain spazzed out and died, we've been saying he's been losing brain cells for years, eventually he might be the equivalent of a cracked out lobotomy patient, we can only dream.

 

[Beaniebon]

How does one headmate find another headmate dead? How does one headmate suffer from a stroke or something?

 

[Build a Bear Vikiwing]

Wait, isn't all his "slave number" bullshit that he has tattooed on himself repeatedly all refer to his owner as being this now apparently dead cartoon character? The fuck?

guys my head hurts

 

[OtterParty]

"Shame" was the very first headmate Phil killed. "Dignity" and "Sanity" went soon afterwards.

his headmates have headmates and even their head lice have headmates

 

[cypocryphy]

I'd like to see a "Herman's Head" type show about this shit.

 

[RI 360]

Let's send another edible arrangement in this time of mourning.

 

[Beaniebon]

Trying to understand that post almost gave me a stroke.

 

[Varis]

I was ready to accept this post as symbolism for letting go of something that was no longer important to him.

Then I read about the "stroke".

And that this was the third death in the headmate universe this year.

Methinks we have a murder in our hands.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Thank God Jingles is still okay.

 

[An Ghost]

How does one headmate find another headmate dead?

It's very spacious in Phil's head. They get lost easily.

 

[Zim]

Notice the headmate is survived by other headmates, not by Phil himself.

It's because Phil is already been dead for years. He's just too much of a potato to know it.

Imagination land must be a wacky place.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

He hasn't thought this through at all.

When does he ever?

 

[ON 190]

Methinks we have a murder in our hands.

A murder most foul.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Does Phil think his brains works like Pixar's Inside Out (Or The Numskulls for British Kiwis) but instead of emotions they're different personalities running around in his head?

 

[Reshiram]

...."found dead" ?? How??????

 

[introman]

Coincidentally, that(Amaterasu) was the Wehraboo alter that was an Axis Fanboy.

 

[Ravenor]

Does Phil think his brains works like Pixar's Inside Out (Or The Numskulls for British Kiwis) but instead of emotions they're different personalities running around in his head?

It's best to work on the assumption that Phil has no functional theory of mind.

 

[DumbCWCQuote]

In lieu of flowers send TP.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"Shame" was the very first headmate Phil killed. "Dignity" and "Sanity" went soon afterwards.

There's an episode of Red Dwarf exactly like this, where they land on a moon shaped by Rimmer's psyche. The smallest grave they find is marked "Charm." Once again, science fiction predicts the future.

If Phil's headmates are dying, presumably so he can make his self-based fan fiction easier to keep track of, the implication is that his DID is getting better. Oh well, guess that means people can stop feeling sorry for him.

I find it interesting that he stopped talking about the DID when the housing thing came up, and now he's starting it again. Evidently feeling the loss of asspats from no longer being homeless. I hope he keeps it up, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.