"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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If Phil really wants to save money he should cancel his cell phone plan, and get a government phone. Hell they actually give smart phones with 1000 minutes, unlimited texts and 1gig of data per month. The money that he saves could go torwards food shitty t-shirts/ mall ninja shit.
 
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I can't find anyone with such a handle on Twitter.

"showing solidarity"
Phil legitimately doesn't know the difference between having something and earning something. It doesn't matter if it's a teardrop tattoo, a title or the insignia of a band of brothers he's never met brought together by a conflict he's never known, he seems to legitimately believe that if he has it (either in his hand or written somewhere) then there's no problem, no insult and that everyone should treat him in the same manner they would someone who earned such titles, brands and symbols.
I don't even think he just hopes it, he seems to really believe he's entitled to it.
It's a bit frustrating but also incredibly telling: none of these things actually mean anything to him, which is why he can't figure out why they would mean so much to someone else. He understands that The One Ring has power and that the people of middle earth feel strongly when it pops up as a subject, but can't figure out why they're not all in awe of his dime store replica.
I don't know if he just doesn't understand or care or grasp the weight and history behind all these things, but it would be so depressing to never be able to look at anything and feel something deeper than "Oh boy, that looks neato!"

Also it's weird that he's constantly going on about attacks on trans women in portland and no one on his twitter or anything has pointed out that there haven't actually been any.
 
"If you are like "Didn't you used to be ADF-Fuensalida from DeviantART?"

This question can go two ways.

I am going to hesitate around you until I can figure out that you are not out to hurt me. See "10+ years of organized cyberstalking terrorism against me" for more info"
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Hilariously ironic that the Ain't-ifa "Crime Minister" is begging for money on the internet to buy food instead of, I dunno...committing a crime by stealing some food to eat. Its almost like this "Crime Minister" stuff is just a load of poseur horse shit.

"Government considers me a domestic terrorist"... Fucking LOL! No. No they don't. They consider Phil a welfare dependent. If the Government considered Phil a terrorist they would torpedo his TardBux rowboat.

And LOL at that tantrum about the bank stealing from him. If he wasn't so low-functioning then he would be able to understand that when he signed the contract to open his account (which is a legally binding document) he gave them permission to issue fees whenever he overdrafts on his account. But sure Phil, go ahead and blame them for you being an irresponsible fucktard. It's all their fault that you keep wasting money on shit quality airsoft vests and toy guns so you can pretend to not be a loser manchild.

"I am at war"...only in your imagination, Phil. If you're at war with anything, it is reality; diving deep into escapist fantasies so you don't have to acknowledge how pathetic and powerless you are and how severely you've fucked over your own life.
 
Curious that he freely admits to being ADF, therefore allowing people to look his hilarious lolcow history up. You'd have thought he wouldn't mention anything about that and would just go with his new persona, especially if he only wants to post selfies where he's all covered up. I guess like Chris, he just can't let any part if his identity be hidden away from potential adoration. :biggrin:

He doesn't mention being on welfare or being disabled/autistic/DID/fibromyalgia/insert imaginary condition here. I guess the big, scary """domestic terrorist""" can't admit to being a re.tard, that might ruin the illusion of the hard man.

How much of an audience does Phil have right now? It seems he has a bigger pool of people reading and responding to him on twitter than he did for a long time on facebook. A new bunch of idiots that don't know him (probably teenagers), or mostly people who do and are watching for the lols? He seemed disappointed when his recent livestream wasn't watched by many people, as if he thought he had a much bigger following.
 
Oh christ, I can just see him threatening the banks with riots and arson.

"If you are like "Didn't you used to be ADF-Fuensalida from DeviantART?"

This question can go two ways.

I am going to hesitate around you until I can figure out that you are not out to hurt me. See "10+ years of organized cyberstalking terrorism against me" for more info"
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Such a badass, freezing like a deer in the headlights when asked a simple question. What does anybody want to bet that he'd start crying if asked that?
"We threw bricks at stonewall!"

"I wish I was old enough to of gone."

I see Phil isn't the only one with such violent delusions of grandeur.
 
Man, Phil’s really determined to play the hard man at the moment. Did Toren kick his ass again, or is he starved for attention?
He found a group of people as stupid as he is, and can't stop bouncing and squeaking. The difference is these idiot's bounce and squeak back, and feed his LARPing with those sweet sweet asspats. It may take him awhile to alienate this group.
 
He found a group of people as stupid as he is, and can't stop bouncing and squeaking. The difference is these idiot's bounce and squeak back, and feed his LARPing with those sweet sweet asspats. It may take him awhile to alienate this group.

The group is as cowardly as he is, so maybe if they figure out just how stupid he is, they'll use him for something illegal and then let him be the fall guy.
 
Yo guys Im a domestic terrorist who lives in subsidized housing and is on the dole but yeah uh im on lists and stuff! The government is scared of me!
 
He found a group of people as stupid as he is, and can't stop bouncing and squeaking. The difference is these idiot's bounce and squeak back, and feed his LARPing with those sweet sweet asspats. It may take him awhile to alienate this group.

Still, I bet it provides a good source of milk and lulz before the eventual 'fuck off you leeching sped' from this newest bunch of suckers followed by assblasted flouncing from Phil.
 
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