"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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Phil – relax, my brother. Nobody’s accosting eunuchs and castrati on the streets of Portland. You can rest assured you’ll reach the recycling center without a single observer ever once thinking “There goes a trans woman.”
 
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*impotent posturing intensifies*

What does Phil care what happens on 8 July? It's not like he's going to do anything about whatever might happen. He will lock himself away inside his Ain't-ifa Barracks where the only bottles thrown at him will be empty plastic Vodka bottles.

Of course, Phil doesn't really care what happens. He's just happy someone gave him a reason to play Keyboard Kommando and pretend to be a badass. It's all about posturing and maintaining the illusion of strength with Phil. The reason he hates us so much is because we constantly break that illusion by reminding him of reality. If it weren't for places like Kiwi Farms, /cow/, ED, etc. then Phil would have longer periods of time bouncing and squeaking in delight in his apartment as he plays Isabel: Keyboard Warrior of Power.
 
He really does live in a fantasy world, doesn’t he? No Phil, no one is planning to commit a terrorist attack and blame it on Antifa, because no one would find that plausible. Antifa is less intimidating than Mumsnet at this point.

The Care Bears are more intimidating than Antifa.
 
Too bad you can't eat any of the shirts you brought. I guess money management is an out of class skill for a super soldier.
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The fact that Phil is going to run out of food fills me with satisfaction. Maybe if he invested in some canned beans instead of airsoft beads he'd have something to eat.

Also being in Aintifa sure pays shit, don't it? If Philthy put half as much effort into the system as he does fighting it, so 25%, he'd have some moolah to buy something. Of course it'd be a new t-shirt or some new tard gear.
 
Friendly reminder that Phil was showing off a cupboard filled almost full with packs of rice a few months ago, claiming to stockpile for the coming civil war (or something). There are food banks easily accessible nearby, and the rice packs are the result of Phil eating all the good stuff from a food bank pack and chucking what he finds boring in the back of a cupboard.

Spend less on t-shirts, patches and plastic toy guns, Phil. That way you'll have enough money to eat.

33 years old and can't budget a simple small flat and steady welfare income. Some antifa/anarchist.
 
Yeah, Phil, it’s totally US Bank’s fault you overdrafted and got hit with a fine that is clearly spelled out in the terms of agreement you have with them. If anything you stole from them and they’re punishing you for it.
 
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