Ralph's Fortieth Birthday Thread - Where did the time go?

[okyt]

Getting gray hair in your thirties is rough, man.
Makes you wonder what he will look like if he reaches 50.

 

[SpellforceFan]

Wyświetl załącznik 7941482
If you go to Ralph's X.com account and select "Today is their birthday", a balloon animation plays!

"Their"? Is xitter predicting a future where he troons out?

 

[ChonkyNeko]

Feliz Cumpleaños, el cerdo!
Hope it's a TAX-FREE ONE, BISH.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

He's only 40?! What on earth is it with lowcows and accelerated aging?

 

[Quartermaster]

Happy birthday Ralphamale!
Common ralphamale W, no bitch would survive so many beatings I mean fights and still carry on!
Tax freeee

 

[God's strongest milkman]

There was a brief moment during his rehab arc where I had genuine hope for him. Oh well! Happy 40th big boy! Get you some tres leches! That's some good cake!

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Happy Birthday Ethan.mp4
Happy birthday, Ralph.

Reminder that the guy who did this is a spic pedophile named Jackson Layne Hillis aka SBG who used to run a Ghostpolitics/Nick Fuentes ripoff stream and he got the idea from people in the trihard community trolling fellow lolcow Oddkast.

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You can read more about him here.

 

[Corn Syrup Connoisseur]

Happy birthday Gunt! Hope the church project is going along smoothly.

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[Wilson The Ball]

Happy birthday, buddy. I know things didn't work out like you wanted, and that is all your fault but you can turn it around. Maybe

 

[obongo]

Wtf he's only 40? Nibba looks 55+

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

GAWDZ PLAYAN

 

[LettuceMan]

Wtf he's only 40? Nibba looks 55+

Alcoholism is no joke.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I'd say that Ralph should be hitting his mid-life crisis about now, but his mid-life was between 20-25.

 

[joebobmurphy]

Happy Birthday! I’m amazed at how much of a dog’s breakfast you made of your life. You are such a lolcow that the emails you leaked admitting that you had a gay lover and(true to form) drove him to suicide doesn’t even make the top ten.

Personal favorites include:

-Getting kicked off a plane for being a drunk, raging hog.

-Getting your face caved in by a Portuguese pimp.

-Coming back for seconds, on tape this time.

-Fapping to Soph on stream.

-Arguing with a YouTube lecture for 45 mins.

-The piss bottle tape

-Telling your ailing mother to suck your dick and walk to her dialysis appointment.

The list goes on and on. Thank you for not only fucking everything up, but making sure it’s recorded most times too. We love you Ralph. We’re the only ones that do.

 

[Oligarca Caballero]

He's only 40?! What on earth is it with lowcows and accelerated aging?

That tends to happen when you lead an unhealthy lifestyle.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Happy 40th birthday to one of the greatest journalists of our time!

Keep the birthday wishes coming folks!

WE NEED MORE

 

[sufferhorse]

we are et the tail end of the year, and no one, and i mean NO ONE has even come close to Ralph v Taylor: a tts bloodsport.

He might not be putting out the amount of content needed for LOTY, but he has the best clip of the year BY A MILE.

Give gunt his flowers, gaylogs.

 

[Cancer ♥]

Happy birthday, King
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[Munchin' on Some Grindage]

Happy Birthday Ethan. I hear tortas taste even better on your birthday.

 

[Mortan Shekelstorm]

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Hope the birthday is not too lonely or depressing Ralph, only comes once a year