Ralph's Fortieth Birthday Thread - Where did the time go?

[The Polaroid Man]

FIVE STAR BIRTHDAYZZZ BISSHHH

SOOOOWWWWEEEEEEE!!!!!

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

 

[Prof Loco Strikes Back]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RALPHAMALE
I give you a rainbow gunt.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Three gorillion hours in gimp

 

[Exegesis]

Happy birthday retard

 

[Vect]

I'm eating a salsa torta Ralph. Here's to you, in tribute.

Appropriately enough its slightly past the expiration date.

 

[Sneed Force One]

If you go to Ralph's X.com account and select "Today is their birthday", a balloon animation plays!

 

[hylene]

happy birthday nigger

 

[Trans Randy]

Happy Birthday Ethan from your Wife, May, and your best friends Josh, Ashton and Andy.
Good luck on the upcoming Xanny harvest!

Happy Birthday, that Torta looks great!

 

[purpleflurp]

How many viewers is Ralph getting these days? Maybe it’s time for him to come back to the states and do some honest work as an undocumented migrant worker

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I hope his birthday torta comes with a candle.

 

[Slur Generator]

Tic toc, piggy.

 

[Whatevermancer]

He's only forty? From looking at him, I could swear that he's pushing fifty!

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

Happy Birthday to the gunt, may it be watered with pure Everclear alcohol

 

[Retarded Fat Autist]

40 years and 4 feet tall
da 404 kang

 

[WarrenZHarding]

Maybe Daddy Jim will have kind words for his son on his stream today.

 

[Divine right to rule]

I still kinda like this absolute retard.

Here's to another 40 years of idiotic degeneracy.

 

[Depressed_Oni]

Happy 40th Ragepig, I hope you get yourself some delicious Tortas and wash it down with Makers Mark and some Xannies.

For what it worth, over his career he has given so many gems.
The pillstream, beating (off) men who stole his purse, and personally my favorite

“ITS TAX FREE BISHHHH”
Truly you are the Nostradamus of our time.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

HE'S 40! HE'S OLD! HE'S FAT!

 

[Sneed Force One]

Today is Ralph amnesty day, we are all friends for 24 hours.