r/FedNews

[SuitcaseNuke]

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Spooky, watch out boys

These heretics are using forbidden warp technology. Purge the unclean

 

[Fae Supremacist]

Explain how putting your social security number on a commercial server helps the country?

Unsolicited requests for bobs and vagene in your tax return

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I wonder if we're going to see the FBI try to assassinate Trump

We already have, twice!

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

Do you consider your tax dollars being spent to convince sandniggers to troon out their children useful?

On the one hand, no.

On the other hand, it would mean less of them in the next generation, so... maybe?

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Are you blown the fuck out yet, MAGAts? Leopards eating your face?!

Spoiler: Meanwhile, in MAGA country

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Me when things are happening that have no adverse effects on my day to day life

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

@Null is cumming endlessly to this Trump administration.

Except maybe gay joos shit b

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

On the one hand, no.

On the other hand, it would mean less of them in the next generation, so... maybe?

Are you willing to also pay for an insufferable leftist to live in your country and post on reddit in order to allow this?

 

[Fapcop]

According to a contact of mine, this is only going to make productivity go down. According to them, since work from home was established productivity has been up by quad.

They pull these kinds of bullshit statistics on the regular.

The way they “measure productivity” is shit like going on a zoom call, or opening documents.

The statistics may be real, but they’re rigged to show a faux rise in productivity to ensure that some bureaucrat gets his bonus, and a fedcuck gets to sit at home and goon all day and still claim: “But boss! My stats are up!”

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Goddamn they’re really retarded if they think a “fed walkout” will make the American “wake up” themselves at the grenade Trump has thrown at them or whatever.

The parasites are so out of touch they don’t realize how regular folks would react.

“Oh you’re walking off? Because the government wants you to come to work? And you don’t want to take a very generous severance but instead insist the president bend over backwards for you?”

It really is a goddamn swamp. They’re all career democrats, out of touch with how people feel and think.

 

[qoop]

There, there's nothing wrong with that if that's what you voted for. Just own it and enjoy that you're defeating your ideological enemies.

That’s been the entire thread you stupid glownigger

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

They pull these kinds of bullshit statistics on the regular.

The way they “measure productivity” is shit like going on a zoom call

Naw there is some truth to this. People can't use the "calling out sick" excuse as often because if they aren't dying they can still probably work. There's no worrying about spreading a contagion or anything.

Less excuses for people to miss work days.

 

[WonderWino]

Apparently they're censoring the word "Elon" now.

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The censoring peoples names they don't like is fucking bizarre. Its literal cult behavior and the kind of shit the egyptians would do for perceived sacrilege. That aside it immediately reminded me of that scene from the mockumentary they made alongside the original blair witch project that opens with a narration about the townsfolk fleeing blair and vowing to never utter the name elly kedward ever again out of fear she'd track them down.... except this is a far more autistic version with pissed off feds swearing under their breath while carrying a box of their office supplies out of the building vowing never to utter the name elon musk on reddit ever again out of fear of losing their severance package

That said the name of the sub keeps making me think of fednet news and I keep half expecting a popup asking would you like to know more? Join the subreddit and save america. Service guarantees illegals get citizenship

It apparently hasn't occurred to any of these idiots that if they're so afraid of getting fired its because they aren't particularly necessary to running the government effectively. Their own fears of being fired and public reeeing about this shows the administration is correct in their cleaning house and the fact that it will be an improvement

If they're so 'vital' and 'holding the line' would actually achieve anything they wouldn't be about to get the axe in the first place and wouldn't be getting offered an easy out. They certainly aren't helping themselves any by accusing their employer of being domestic terrorists and doing all kinds of illegal shit. They'll end up martyring themselves onto the welfare line. Nobody is too keen on the idea of hiring someone with a history of accusing their employers of domestic terrorism

and its interesting theres all this reeing about how musk is totally doing illegal shit but every single one of them refuses to quote an actual law or give examples of specific things hes doing that are supposedly illegal

https://dcmediagroup.us/2025/02/02/...of-admin-building-over-elon-musk-data-breach/

If they're so worried about data breaches maybe they should be spending more time actually working and trying to prevent them instead of illegally blocking access to government buildings and fucking around on reddit

If these feds are so batshit about getting the boot at some point might I recommend them going into the private sector? I suggest the globex corporation. Rumor has it they have beer and burgers on fridays, 3 weeks of paid vacation per year, free dental care and a great stock plan

 

[BlueSpark]

An NPR propagandist is looking for information about the "infiltration" of federal agencies:

https://www.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iim2ez/cybersecurity_reporter_seeking_sources/

Edit: federal agencies, not just the FBI

 

[Amuro Ray]

i enjoyed the projection coming from these two.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

Explain how putting your social security number on a commercial server helps the country?

I hope you’ve never applied for a job before lol

 

[Fapcop]

Lol!



Quite the crowd there, lmao!

 

[NoReturn]

i enjoyed the projection coming from these two.
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I'm old and even I can admit 20 year old workers can be great. They have more energy, their education is fresh in their minds, and they have that testosterone-fueled hyper-focus and drive that can't be beat.
Sure, they can also be profoundly retarded, but think of how it felt to be 20. It's like being a sheepdog.

Just because these people pissed away their 20s doesn't mean they should project that onto others.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Elon, hiding behind a fern with a net.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

HIGHLY recommend at least glancing over it, they are losing it

AOC vs Kamala primary in 2028 incoming

 

[Desu Mountain]

i enjoyed the projection coming from these two.
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The funny part is that we had a real life Lord of the Flies situation occur somewhere in Asia, and the boys that got stranded on a deserted island...


... immediately started cooperating for survival and forged strong bonds of brotherhood.

 

[You're MDNWU]

Why are they even worried about data breaches?

OPM has been hacked numerous times through the years. Fairly certain my SSN is on multiple lists thanks to them.