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r/FedNews is a subforum on reddit for government employees to discuss their jobs with each other.

After Donald Trump became the 47th president, there was immediate action to shake federal employees out of their jobs. In particular, a Day 1 resignation offer called the "Fork in the Road" was sent by the Office of Personnel Management (OPM), the Federal Government's central human resources authority. Effectively, the OPM offered 8 months paid leave if you choose to resign now (a "buyout"). It was anticipated that 10% of the entire federal government's more than 2 million employees would take the offer.

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What Elmo Muskrat and Orange Hitler didn't understand is that they're not just messing with feds, not just proud feds, but proud fed redditors - or fedditors, if you prefer. Trained on a diet of Harry Potter and Star Wars, the fedditor knows that the one way to win against unfair odds is to simply HOLD THE LINE.


A child's drawing and understanding of politics is the #1 post of all time in the subreddit.

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Nice art. I particularly enjoy this guy reciting the oath of office while wiping back tears.

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Asking the real question: Black folx, how is you doin?

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Good heavens, not the ... Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, what on earth would we ever do without that?
WTF.. is that a YT BISH as CHAIR??

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oh man this is just like that movie office space where the mute autistic loser throws a complete and total tantrum over a stapler and burns down his office building in a fit of retard rage. that's us fedditors!!

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These are just the top posts of the last month. Find me fedditor tears.
 
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Well... this subreddit will definitely last long. Don't mean that sarcastically, either. It's reddit. They'll allow anything as long as it's a politically-approved reddit that's just another variation of "orange man/space man bad".
 
Bro how are they this stupid to post mainly during working hours? They should know that it's easy to track you down especially if you post sensitive information. Elon and Trump is looking to cut back on government employees and there being proof you posted during working hours and after you were told not to is a sure way to be justifiable fired
 
“so there’s this place where all the government employees go and actively admit to being responsible for shutting things up over the last 40 years”

Interesting strategy indeed
 
The Fed being full of redditors is the least surprising thing ever considering how gay and fat they all are.

The only fit feds you ever see are at Patriot Front meetups.
 
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