FIGGIN Poll: Has Phil managed to get someone to try filling his vile stink-trench yet?

[Bassomatic]

the sheer fact we are talking about it is the most action that cooter want to be has got in weeks.

Like many of us predicted he forgot about it when it didn't get him asspats. he's moved on to his antifa job sperging. I honestly wouldn't rule out he's stopped dilation.

What is saddest and funniest is he may consider it going wrong a free trip to pity party centeral.

Lastly we know he reads here all the time. everyone throw things at the OP if we get more axe wound pics or ramblin from the spud.

 

[AbraCadaver]

the sheer fact we are talking about it is the most action that cooter want to be has got in weeks.

Like many of us predicted he forgot about it when it didn't get him asspats. he's moved on to his antifa job sperging. I honestly wouldn't rule out he's stopped dilation.

What is saddest and funniest is he may consider it going wrong a free trip to pity party centeral.

Lastly we know he reads here all the time. everyone throw things at the OP if we get more axe wound pics or ramblin from the spud.

Gonna go from trench-foot to trench-trench in a minute

 

[MG 620]

August is soon over. Then Isabel'll show us the true and honest state of her beautiful genitals.

 

[The Dude]

I've always held the opinion that Phil is afraid of sex, despite his BDSM sperging. Phil wants to be seen as someone who is scary and dangerous, and he wants to be taken seriously as an adult. Phil thinks BDSM is kinky and extreme, despite even the most boring couples dabbling in it from time to time. Not only that, but Phil only talks about being tied up and sometimes spanking, which is really vanilla BDSM. All those photos he's posted where he's handcuffed himself to his bike while wearing fetish gear, or where he writes about being tied to a chair as punishment. It's all just boring, vanilla, entry level bondage. And you never see him post about being fucked or servicing someone while he's tied up. Because he doesn't like sex. It's all just another costume for him to wear to validate (in his mind) this identity he's attempting to portray. So, no, I don't think he will ever actually use his manhole for anything other than another prop to try to validate his identity. He's to scared of sex and male genitalia to ever have another guy fuck his dick hole.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The only person who’s expressed a sexual interest in Phil in recent years is Toren, who is also a hideous fat tranny. And Phil turned him down.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I've always held the opinion that Phil is afraid of sex, despite his BDSM sperging. Phil wants to be seen as someone who is scary and dangerous, and he wants to be taken seriously as an adult. Phil thinks BDSM is kinky and extreme, despite even the most boring couples dabbling in it from time to time. Not only that, but Phil only talks about being tied up and sometimes spanking, which is really vanilla BDSM. All those photos he's posted where he's handcuffed himself to his bike while wearing fetish gear, or where he writes about being tied to a chair as punishment. It's all just boring, vanilla, entry level bondage. And you never see him post about being fucked or servicing someone while he's tied up. Because he doesn't like sex. It's all just another costume for him to wear to validate (in his mind) this identity he's attempting to portray. So, no, I don't think he will ever actually use his manhole for anything other than another prop to try to validate his identity. He's to scared of sex and male genitalia to ever have another guy fuck his dick hole.

I haven’t seen those pics but does he really dress up in bondage gear and then handcuff himself to a bicycle in his own flat? And then do what? Sit there and plan out ultimate mini-golf courses in his head for an hour?

Basically he sits on his ass in his own home, only he does it in a vinyl outfit and one arm attached to a bike until he gets bored of that and unlocks himself? What the hell is the point.

 

[The Dude]

I haven’t seen those pics but does he really dress up in bondage gear and then handcuff himself to a bicycle in his own flat? And then do what? Sit there and plan out ultimate mini-golf courses in his head for an hour?

Basically he sits on his ass in his own home, only he does it in a vinyl outfit and one arm attached to a bike until he gets bored of that and unlocks himself? What the hell is the point.

I don't think anyone can say for certain, not even Phil. By my guess is that, like with everything Phil does/says/owns, it legitimizes his "identity" in his mind. He says that he's a kinky bondage freak, so he has to tie himself up to make that aspect of his identity legit. He then makes posts on social media about it, often with some re.tarded story about how he's being punished by his imaginary playmate, to get attention and basically tell who ever is reading "See?! I'm totally a sexy, scary BDSM queen! Aren't I so edgy and cool and kinky?"

Everything is a show with Phil. He does it for attention and to try to validate whatever he says his identity is on a given day. I've said it before, but Phil's identity is basically a paper doll and things like Antifa, BDSM, the bike stuff...everything is just outfits and props to dress up the doll. He has no real identity or even personality. It's all just dress up in the hope of catching the eye, and thus the attention, of whatever group Phil wants to be a member of.

 

[MasterDisaster]

I'm not 100% sure how true this is but isn't there the fact, or running joke, that Phil often mistakes BDSM for some good old fashioned peace and quiet? Getting tied, handcuffed or locked up and then told to 'be quiet' by the dom...Phil thinks it's psuedosexual but in reality they're just tired of his constant squeaking and bouncing.

 

[MMX]

I'm not 100% sure how true this is but isn't there the fact, or running joke, that Phil often mistakes BDSM for some good old fashioned peace and quiet? Getting tied, handcuffed or locked up and then told to 'be quiet' by the dom...Phil thinks it's psuedosexual but in reality they're just tired of his constant squeaking and bouncing.

Its pretty much true
Back in the day Jordan would put Phil in restraints or handcuff him to a radiator just to get some peace.
Dusty used to do a thing we're Phil would have to be given permission to speak or exist on a "speak when spoken to basis", Phil thought this was slave training but it was strictly because dusty couldnt handle the cringe of having Phil for a BFF.

 

[Tiamat]

Even if he actually wanted sex, the trench is too infected and painful to have sex without prolapse or something ripping

 

[Xanax]

Yes I ate Phil's girlpussy several times in one night, it was positively Haskins-Delicious. Picking the hairs from between my teeth was annoying but totally worth it. Next time I see him I'm going to Phil him full of cum and spank his Latinx bubble-butt raw

 

[drtoboggan]

Phil will never get sex willingly or otherwise.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Yes I ate Phil's girlpussy several times in one night, it was positively Haskins-Delicious. Picking the hairs from between my teeth was annoying but totally worth it. Next time I see him I'm going to Phil him full of cum and spank his Latinx bubble-butt raw

Jesus man that Xanax has you all kinds of fuck up right now and you won't give a single fuck once you finish Phil off .

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

It's been covered but:

1. Phil is mildly ret@rded
2. Phil is FULLY Autistic
3. Phil has a childlike comprehension of sex and other adult themes, no baseline really
4. I thought Toren was a bottom? Didn't he have his balls melon-scooped out? I'd think neither of them have ANY sexual gratification.

 

[sperginity]

he lost his libido with castration. Remember the "huh I guess I don't like porn anymore" post. He was surprised about that development.

 

[nvrwastetree]

It's been covered but:

1. Phil is mildly exceptional
2. Phil is FULLY Autistic
3. Phil has a childlike comprehension of sex and other adult themes, no baseline really
4. I thought Toren was a bottom? Didn't he have his balls melon-scooped out? I'd think neither of them have ANY sexual gratification.

No slingblade just loves to be fucked right in his hairy asshole by niggers who love trannies.

 

[Ray Streip]

Well one thing's for sure, whoever fucks Phil is going to discover that his pussy lubricates like the real thing thanks to all of the pus.

 

[muh_moobs]

Considering how grotesque his stink ditch looks and also how it's unlikely to have healed properly, anal sex would probably be the better option.

They used his anus to make his manslit. So it's all anal sex, regardless of the hole.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Well one thing's for sure, whoever fucks Phil is going to discover that his pussy lubricates like the real thing thanks to all of the pus.

Or, we all know Phil is atrocious with taking care of himself, and performing daily hygeine (since Phil's mommy doesn't wipe his ass anymore, and Phil doesn't know how to wipe, he leaves his festering shit on his asshole until they turn into dingleberries), I'm willing to go out on a limb here and say since Phil hasn't given us anymore traumatizing pictures of his trench, his trench has either an infection (blue/purple waffle (how funny would it be if that actually happened, you know Phil would post that picture right to Facebook saying how he's the only trannie with a vagina of color)), or something went wrong, Phil tried to fuck himself and ended up ripping open the back wall of his trench. If someone manged to be convinced to fuck Phil, I wouldn't be surprised if the dude either somehow ended up with a STD/AIDS, or managed to contract a flesh eating bacteria because we all know that Phil is filthy and doesn't bathe becuase he thinks it's below him

 

[Mogambo]

Or, we all know Phil is atrocious with taking care of himself, and performing daily hygeine (since Phil's mommy doesn't wipe his ass anymore, and Phil doesn't know how to wipe, he leaves his festering shit on his asshole until they turn into dingleberries), I'm willing to go out on a limb here and say since Phil hasn't given us anymore traumatizing pictures of his trench, his trench has either an infection (blue/purple waffle (how funny would it be if that actually happened, you know Phil would post that picture right to Facebook saying how he's the only trannie with a vagina of color)), or something went wrong, Phil tried to fuck himself and ended up ripping open the back wall of his trench. If someone manged to be convinced to fuck Phil, I wouldn't be surprised if the dude either somehow ended up with a STD/AIDS, or managed to contract a flesh eating bacteria because we all know that Phil is filthy and doesn't bathe becuase he thinks it's below him

Phil has almost certainly forgotten about his stink ditch, especially since it didn't get him the asspats from fellow troons that he expected (not to mention us laughing at him instead of being impressed). Hell I wouldn't even be surprised if he didn't even try to ride a bike, despite that being the stated reason for him wanting to get his dick chopped off in the first place. LOL.

The distinct possibility of Phil have a rotting gaping wound in his crotch aside, there was some speculation that Phil was collaborating with someone smarter than himself to fake the whole thing. While it seems really elaborate and atypical of Phil, anything is possible I suppose. Especially considering so many troons seem to think counting coup on us would somehow make their problems go away. If Phil DID lie about getting his dick chopped off, he probably would have forgotten about it by now, considering how dumb he is. That or whoever was helping him wouldn't have the time to keep reminding him and posting doctored pics.

But the most likely possibility is that Dr. Doge really did pull a Lorena Bobbit, sliced off his micropenis and tossed it in the trash where it belongs, considering that anything tranny is super trendy and topical right now. Bet Phil's really gonna be regretting this whenever the next trend comes around, if he isn't already of course.