pluto - livestream 8/12/2021

[MirnaMinkoff]

If Wipey exists she has been interacting and following Hamber for years. I think Amber always has a small stable of possible replacement thumbs as a back up and sob sister gallery.

IF Wipey exists she has been interacting with Amber for a year plus. She is now wiping or deleting all of her old social media accounts that interacted with Al. She will create new ones, or use socks that had no Al interactions, so she can back up Ambers absurd narrative about having NO idea Al was a YT and it was totally love at first selfie.

50/50 if Wipey exists that she’s either a cat fish who finally saw the golden opportunity or is a new thumb living with mom in a trailer/section 8 who is white trash enough to think Al is sugar momma material, bonus points if she’s a druggie.

I’d lean towards catfish but I can’t see anyone that follows Al having opsec good enough to catfish Al. Then again I could see someone with no opsec just cat fishing Al as a ploy to promote their terrible YT channel.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I’d lean towards catfish

Was my call from the get-go on Wipey. Still is.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

New background for Becky, I think she'll appreciate the retro feel of the font and colours.

 

[8008135]

This is really pedantic of me but IDGAF, it's annoying (give me all the top hats and puzzle pieces):

Who's = Who is/who has
Whose = Belonging to or associated with which person

Thus, WHO'S [who is] the one who's [who has] been wiping your ass.

That is all.

 

[Observing Order]

If Wipey exists she has been interacting and following Hamber for years. I think Amber always has a small stable of possible replacement thumbs as a back up and sob sister gallery.

IF Wipey exists she has been interacting with Amber for a year plus. She is now wiping or deleting all of her old social media accounts that interacted with Al. She will create new ones, or use socks that had no Al interactions, so she can back up Ambers absurd narrative about having NO idea Al was a YT and it was totally love at first selfie.

50/50 if Wipey exists that she’s either a cat fish who finally saw the golden opportunity or is a new thumb living with mom in a trailer/section 8 who is white trash enough to think Al is sugar momma material, bonus points if she’s a druggie.

I’d lean towards catfish but I can’t see anyone that follows Al having opsec good enough to catfish Al. Then again I could see someone with no opsec just cat fishing Al as a ploy to promote their terrible YT channel.

I agree that Hamber always has more than a few thumbs up in her, just to secure a future caretaker.

If your assumptions are true then Becky did deserved that loyalty card, not to mention her fucked up delusion of being in love with Destiny for over two years. You know because "emotionally she was more loyal than Becky".

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

This is really pedantic of me but IDGAF, it's annoying (give me all the top hats and puzzle pieces):

Who's = Who is/who has
Whose = Belonging to or associated with which person

Thus, WHO'S [who is] the one who's [who has] been wiping your ass.

That is all.

I thought I was the only one being driven mad by this

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

This is really pedantic of me but IDGAF, it's annoying (give me all the top hats and puzzle pieces):

Who's = Who is/who has
Whose = Belonging to or associated with which person

Thus, WHO'S [who is] the one who's [who has] been wiping your ass.

That is all.

What's funny is I have been writing it Who's and saw someone else use Whose and I assumed I was the one who was wrong.

Look Amber; I didn't have to lie about my intelligence, I fucked up and it's okay. Please learn something if you are passing by.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

The one week where I'm up to my eyeballs in alligators. I'm so happy I didn't miss the wiping comment, though. I was wondering what Becky's big farewell would be.

They did that shit on purpose. Every other time they’ve done the super secret whisper on camera, you couldn’t hear what they were saying. That shit was WAY too loud and obvious to not be intentional.

Amber knows people have always said someone else wipes her ass, She would never let something like that slip into a live if she was actually embarrassed by it. She doesn’t lie out of shame or a desire to protect her already bad reputation, she lies out of habit. So the stuff she made up about her and Becky having sex was just to be lying. She obviously doesn’t care if everyone knows. Same goes with this.

She lies about the wiping thing because she’s simply a liar. She’s aware that everyone knows she can’t clean herself, we’re not stupid. She knows WE know Becky wipes her. Again, lying to be lying.

Becky barely even tried to whisper. 1 out of 5 stars. Low resolution bait. If there’s one thing Amber knows it’s how gullible her audience is, though. It’s the only thing keeping her channel alive.

I'll have to disagree with yo on this one. I don't generally have Big Al's volume up high, and on a 2 or 4 volume level, it's hard to make out what Becky's saying. And I don't think for a moment she would offer something like this up to Becky as a ploy. Diets? Sure. Safe enough, we know she sucks at them. Going out? In the age of covid, too many valid, if stupid, excuses. If there's one thing we absolutely know about Big Al, she likes to pretend to the world that she's a dainty princess and not a 600 pound behemoth who needs assistance with routine hygiene processes.

She needs to invest in a high quality bidet once Becky leaves, no joke. Cause there's NO WAY she can do it by herself, she'll dislocate something trying to reach or pull a muscle.

There isn't a bidet large enough for that ass.

I certainly don't doubt that Becky made no effort to keep it as quiet as it should have been but I do not believe it was a conspiracy between her and Amber - Amber looked like she had been slapped in the face with a wet kipper.

I think that Becky just had to put Amber in her place when she was being all superior about owning the car and she had just had enough of Amber trying to lord it over her.

Becky is really close to snapping and if Amber continues with the attitude she has, which of course she will, there will be no friendship left anymore and we will not just see a spillage of tea we are going to have an entire Boston Tea-Party all over the internet.

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The smirk on Becky's face in this tells it all. Big Al wasn't expecting it; indeed, she was not expecting Becky to ever mention it at all (as if people haven't know for years).

I agree with you, I don't doubt that Amber tries to stir shit to troll her audience/create drama and engagement, but she would not use the "can't wipe" topic willingly. It's not cute or dainty, it's a horrible, disgusting and shameful consequence of her degenerate life choices.
Also, the way she responds to Becky : she doesn't do her stupid high-pitched laughter, she doesn't wheeze, she doesn't go "OMG you guize becky just told me [...]" in order to get our attention.
No, she lets out a little and prematurely-ended wheeze, then "pushes" becky to quickly stare at her in uncharacteristic silence, then goes "you're such a fucking liar". I don't know about you gorls but this interaction seems real to me. The sheer tone with which she said that sentence, and the way she immediately changed the subject...
What makes it priceless is that Amber's face screams "oh no bitch you did not just say that" while Becky's legitimately giggling.

She has a lot of tells and would be shit at poker. The more she tries to deny something, the more we know it's closer to the truth than she'd die before admitting.

What do you guys make of the custody thing with Twinkie? Do you think Becky has the BALLS to fight for her. I'm low-key praying Hamber spills the beans so the dog has a fighting chance for survival.

I really don't get the whole custody argument. The animals are not Becky's. They neither came to the relationship with her, nor will they exit the relationship with her. It sucks, but that's the way it is.