pluto - livestream 8/12/2021

[CDXLIV]

The great thing is, Becky can keep this up with little to no consequence. Amber literally needs Becky in order to function (if you can even call her current state functional ). She can barely do anything for herself so she’s not going to kick her out until a replacement is found. Sure, Amber could threaten to stop paying her but all Becky would have to say is “ok, I’m getting a job then. Have fun sitting alone and in your own shit and piss with no food for eight hours a day.” Amber couldn’t go that long without her. Becky may be fat as fuck but she’s still mobile, if Amber tried manipulating or screaming at her, all Becky has to do is get up and walk away. Even though the car is Amber’s, she still needs Becky as an insured driver so she can haul her ass around. The worst thing that Amber could do is air some of Becky’s dirty laundry on stream, but I can almost guarantee you that none of it is nearly as bad as what Beck has got on her.

Amber is in a lose-lose situation, and if Becky had even half a brain cell in her head, she’d use this to her advantage.

edit: added in a word.

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

OrkoTV just released an enhanced clip where you can hear it more clearly. You distinctly hear the "ss" at the end of "ass", along with the "who's been wiping..." We all know what she said and we're glad she said it. Lmao.

“Whose the one who’s been wiping your ass”

 

[Xenomorph]

Oh, come on. Have you never had a bit of fun?

I wouldnt feed the animals at the lolcow zoo is what I mean same as the ones who pay DSP to troll him, it's still money to them the cows are the ones who win out there

 

[olybinewski]

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that face to head ratio tho

ALR's facial feature proportions to head mass is very similar to Luna from the Empathic Nutritionist thread.

At the right angle or expression the resemblance is uncanny. Combined with powerfully disturbing.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Whose the one who's been wiping your ass?

 

[Queequeg]

I'm so fucking bored with the two of these couch bound retards.

Join a cult or start hallucinating it's Armageddon because of the lack of oxygen to the brain from the untreated sleep apnea. Do something, Amber.

 

[Raw Meat]

Animals love me...

Twinkie in the presence of Amber:

 

[TaterBot]

White House intern Becky?

 

[peach tea]

Okay, so I just saw this pop up in my suggested videos, and I looked at the top comment and supposedly people are hearing Necky whisper "Who's been wiping your ass?" or something. It sounds somewhat like that, but what do y'all think? The way ALR reacts to it makes it seem even more true. We've all been calling it for years anyways.

They did that shit on purpose. Every other time they’ve done the super secret whisper on camera, you couldn’t hear what they were saying. That shit was WAY too loud and obvious to not be intentional.

Amber knows people have always said someone else wipes her ass, She would never let something like that slip into a live if she was actually embarrassed by it. She doesn’t lie out of shame or a desire to protect her already bad reputation, she lies out of habit. So the stuff she made up about her and Becky having sex was just to be lying. She obviously doesn’t care if everyone knows. Same goes with this.

She lies about the wiping thing because she’s simply a liar. She’s aware that everyone knows she can’t clean herself, we’re not stupid. She knows WE know Becky wipes her. Again, lying to be lying.

Becky barely even tried to whisper. 1 out of 5 stars. Low resolution bait. If there’s one thing Amber knows it’s how gullible her audience is, though. It’s the only thing keeping her channel alive.

 

[Witch Bitch]

They did that shit on purpose. Every other time they’ve done the super secret whisper on camera, you couldn’t hear what they were saying. That shit was WAY too loud and obvious to not be intentional.

Amber knows people have always said someone else wipes her ass, She would never let something like that slip into a live if she was actually embarrassed by it. She doesn’t lie out of shame or a desire to protect her already bad reputation, she lies out of habit. So the stuff she made up about her and Becky having sex was just to be lying. She obviously doesn’t care if everyone knows. Same goes with this.

She lies about the wiping thing because she’s simply a liar. She’s aware that everyone knows she can’t clean herself, we’re not stupid. She knows WE know Becky wipes her. Again, lying to be lying.

Becky barely even tried to whisper. 1 out of 5 stars. Low resolution bait. If there’s one thing Amber knows it’s how gullible her audience is, though. It’s the only thing keeping her channel alive.

Yea i dont believe amber wipes at all. Shes rancid.

 

[Neverending23]

Gone full autism mode and listened to this clip through a proper Amp and some high end studio reference headphones and I'm even more convinced that she says "Who's been wiping your ass?" than I was earlier.

I thought she said “who’s the one that’s been wiping your ass”
Which has me dead

 

[Recent Lurker]

Yea i dont believe amber wipes at all. Shes rancid.

She needs to invest in a high quality bidet once Becky leaves, no joke. Cause there's NO WAY she can do it by herself, she'll dislocate something trying to reach or pull a muscle.

 

[Queequeg]

Twinkie in the presence of Amber:
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She's going to die alone in her apartment with those animals. When first responders finally discover her bloated, putrified corpse because the fleet of Uber Eats drivers in her area call in a welfare check because they've noticed she hasn't ordered in a while the cats and dog would have been feasting on her for weeks.

 

[Raw Meat]

She's going to die alone in her apartment with those animals. When first responders finally discover her bloated, putrified corpse because the fleet of Uber Eats drivers in her area call in a welfare check because they've noticed she hasn't ordered in a while the cats and dog would have been feasting on her for weeks.

On the bright side, at least the animals wouldn't be going hungry with a years worth of food at their disposal.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

For real, when is the last time we saw ALR walk?

 

[Guiseimtrolleeen]

They did that shit on purpose. Every other time they’ve done the super secret whisper on camera, you couldn’t hear what they were saying. That shit was WAY too loud and obvious to not be intentional.

Amber knows people have always said someone else wipes her ass, She would never let something like that slip into a live if she was actually embarrassed by it. She doesn’t lie out of shame or a desire to protect her already bad reputation, she lies out of habit. So the stuff she made up about her and Becky having sex was just to be lying. She obviously doesn’t care if everyone knows. Same goes with this.

She lies about the wiping thing because she’s simply a liar. She’s aware that everyone knows she can’t clean herself, we’re not stupid. She knows WE know Becky wipes her. Again, lying to be lying.

Becky barely even tried to whisper. 1 out of 5 stars. Low resolution bait. If there’s one thing Amber knows it’s how gullible her audience is, though. It’s the only thing keeping her channel alive.

YESSS too all of this! I agree she wasn’t trying to whisper at all! It’s all for views

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

YESSS too all of this! I agree she wasn’t trying to whisper at all! It’s all for views

They did that shit on purpose. Every other time they’ve done the super secret whisper on camera, you couldn’t hear what they were saying. That shit was WAY too loud and obvious to not be intentional.

Amber knows people have always said someone else wipes her ass, She would never let something like that slip into a live if she was actually embarrassed by it. She doesn’t lie out of shame or a desire to protect her already bad reputation, she lies out of habit. So the stuff she made up about her and Becky having sex was just to be lying. She obviously doesn’t care if everyone knows. Same goes with this.

She lies about the wiping thing because she’s simply a liar. She’s aware that everyone knows she can’t clean herself, we’re not stupid. She knows WE know Becky wipes her. Again, lying to be lying.

Becky barely even tried to whisper. 1 out of 5 stars. Low resolution bait. If there’s one thing Amber knows it’s how gullible her audience is, though. It’s the only thing keeping her channel alive.

I certainly don't doubt that Becky made no effort to keep it as quiet as it should have been but I do not believe it was a conspiracy between her and Amber - Amber looked like she had been slapped in the face with a wet kipper.

I think that Becky just had to put Amber in her place when she was being all superior about owning the car and she had just had enough of Amber trying to lord it over her.

Becky is really close to snapping and if Amber continues with the attitude she has, which of course she will, there will be no friendship left anymore and we will not just see a spillage of tea we are going to have an entire Boston Tea-Party all over the internet.

 

[Wonky Eye]

I certainly don't doubt that Becky made no effort to keep it as quiet as it should have been but I do not believe it was a conspiracy between her and Amber - Amber looked like she had been slapped in the face with a wet kipper.

I agree with you, I don't doubt that Amber tries to stir shit to troll her audience/create drama and engagement, but she would not use the "can't wipe" topic willingly. It's not cute or dainty, it's a horrible, disgusting and shameful consequence of her degenerate life choices.
Also, the way she responds to Becky : she doesn't do her stupid high-pitched laughter, she doesn't wheeze, she doesn't go "OMG you guize becky just told me [...]" in order to get our attention.
No, she lets out a little and prematurely-ended wheeze, then "pushes" becky to quickly stare at her in uncharacteristic silence, then goes "you're such a fucking liar". I don't know about you gorls but this interaction seems real to me. The sheer tone with which she said that sentence, and the way she immediately changed the subject...
What makes it priceless is that Amber's face screams "oh no bitch you did not just say that" while Becky's legitimately giggling.

edit: added 1 thing
edit 2: i suck at grammar

 

[Billie Ross]

That was pretty funny, wasn't it? Amber loves to pretend to be such a dainty gorl instead of a human garbage disposal. Unfortunately for Amber, Chantal's recent antics have shown this to be absolute bullshit. This post contains archives of a day's worth of streams, during which Chantal was live for most of her waking hours. Throughout this day, Chantal consumed obscene amounts of food, and while stoned, tells us she used to eat like this all the time (and her highest admitted weight is 402 lbs). @christie did her best attempt to calculate the calories consumed:

Why does it matter what Chantal ate? It doesn't, except to serve as an illustration of what Amber's real consumption may be. Amber is only an inch taller than Chantal and about 200 lbs heavier. Half of one portion of Ben and Jerrys? Come on, literally no one is buying that!

I don't understand why people find it so "absurd" that you can eat loads of calories and not a big amount of food:
1 family pack of crisps/Cheetos= ~1k kcals
1 pint of Ben and Jerry's= ~1.2k Kcals
200gr of chocolate (they usually eat 200gr bars)=~ 1k kcals
3 cans of sugary soda= ~500 kcals
Just a "movie" round of snacks= almost 4k kcals.
Add to that 2 take away meals plus dessert (or even one if they're doing "OMAD").... there you go... you're a ball of lard and you just had a "few" snacks.

Oh god, it feels like Christmas morning lmfao Becky was the original Wipey, new Wipey better get a plastic glove that goes up to her elbow because she's gonna be hosing off that lard barge

Have a better clip for you
pluto_Trim_Trim.mp4

Nothing new here for us.

 

[Ozul]

The way Amber barks at Becky like an attack dog anytime Becky says anything about Wifey that isn't praise made me way more annoyed than it should of.
Becky: It's kinda annoying
Hamber: ARE YOU CALLING WIFEY ANNOYING?
Becky: No, I was calling you annoying
Hamber: Good because if you did I would NOT talk to you *hair flip*

She's like a territorial animal guarding their recent kill. I will be so relieved when Wipey becomes another romantic casualty.