🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Null]

he is definitely on a drug binge or something. disappeared for several days and wakes up in a foreign county known for drugs.

edit: I didn't want to spoil the fun, but that article people found was AI-generated slop for SEO. The site had no usable links in the footer and all their other articles were about casino sites.

 

[SPCC Archivist]

Total Godwinson Death.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

Total Ayelog Death.

 

[The Auditor]

This song started playing in my head when i read this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PtJ6yAGjsIs&pp=ygURbmFyY29zIHRoZW1lIHNvbmc%3D

 

[Aluminum Foil]

The Pig will never die, SUFFAH AYLOGS!

 

[Taft PI]

Ethan Ralph has announced he is not dead and has arrived in Colombia.

So Ethan Ralph has announced that he will soon be dead.

 

[Null]

So Ethan Ralph has announced that he will soon be dead.

legends never die bish

 

[Unknown God]

So is Mexico too expensive for him now? What's the next step a year from now, the Congo?

 

[CarlosDanger]

This could be an interesting arc.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

He isn't gloating that it was a "werk" huuummmm....



Welp! Colombian human trafficking arch is on the table still! Lets fucking goooooo! They can fill his guntflaps with kilos of Colombian snow!

So is Mexico too expensive for him now? What's the next step a year from now, the Congo?

Some cam whore/porn site invited Ralph to do some gross muddy sex or something.

 

[Punished Borzoi]

Colombian prostitutes are going to be mad when they drug him and find out he has absolutely no money.

 

[Mynameisdark]

Now we can look forward to Ralph evolving from an amateur pornographer, to a professional pornographer.

 

[purpleflurp]

So Ethan Ralph has announced that he will soon be dead.

He's making sure Metokur outlives him.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

There goes Ralph's only chance to beat Nick for Lolcow of the Year.

 

[CarlosDanger]

So is Mexico too expensive for him now? What's the next step a year from now, the Congo?

Well a while back he had searches on his PC looking to potentially move to Cuba.

 

[100%black]

He's going to mouth off to the wrong man and wind up on whatever Liveleak clone is popular with his face being blowtorched off.

 

[Pale Empress]

Two questions:

1) What caused his radio silence for the past two days? My money's on lost phone / network incompatibility / see below

2) What did he send Harry? Earlier today Harry said he'd post their last communique if Ralph didnt come back online by Monday. Harry made it sound like the last message Ralph sent him was received some time on Friday afternoon/evening EST.

if it were door number 2, something spooked him and he consciously made the effort to show proof of life.

I'd wager he's just really, really deep in his cups on a depression spiral and was baiting for attention and didn't expect Harry "Feet" Morris to call his bluff.

Realistically it's some combination of all of the above.

 

[Rungle]

Cannot escape the sonichu curse by going to another country ralph.
Suspect something horrid will happen.

 

[Pitckus]

HEARTBREAKING: Ethan Ralph has been found alive.

 

[The Tall Man]

This nearly meant the end for Chemo Casino.
Another Total Ralphamale W!