Official Christine Chandler + Phil Love Thread

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Phil calls Christine a furry. Clearly they spend a lot of quality time cuddling together in consent hugs. And sex.
 
Phil came right out and said it: he wants to fuck Christine.
 
Now that Phil has had surgery, is it time to revive this thread? The only benefit of Phil's new hole is that it's probably the only one on the planet that can accommodate Chris's bent duck.

Can't be a coincidence.

Chris, despite his bizarre behavior is still a benign weirdo. Phil is a sociopath.
 
It would be very fitting that Phil has been so hateful and jealous of Chris all this time simply because Phil is deeply in love with CWC. People who have a strong romantic attraction to someone who doesn't reciprocate will often react with jealousy and animosity because their feelings for the other aren't being returned. And since CWC doesn't even know who the Hell Phil is, of course he isn't going to reciprocate. Unrequited love is a bitch, man...
 
Phil doesn’t understand or experience adult emotions, because he’s a mentally stunted tard and that’s why he gets a tugboat.

The closest he comes to romantic feelings is hero worship towards what he perceives as stronger personalities than his own. Chris fits the bill - he does everything Phil does, but more successfully. Phil’s one-sided rivalry with Chris is just trying to get Senpai to notice him.

So yes, he wants Chris to be the one who breaks his neovag in and make him truly feel like a woman.
 
Could Phil and Christine live together as True and Honest Lesbian Transwomen? I feel the resistance to the axe-china would come more from Barb than Chris, and whoever Idea Guy 2.0 is would have a fair chance at Christine's marriage taking precedence over any relationship with phil.
 
I think the match up we all would wanna see coming from this is:

"Barb vs Toren in battle of the grifters." Winner keeps both marks loser walks away empty handed.
 

PHIL.
Christine, Christine, wherefore art thou Christine?
Christine, doff thy name! What's in a name?
A pair of DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS would still smell as sweet.

CHRIS.
But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
'Tis my lady! She speaks! Speak again, sweet Maoist
For not even all the potatoes in Australatina's fair shores
Would erase the memory of thy crooked china rank
From my mind. Would that I could see her lips
Or at least the ones that the surgeon hath built
Between her hairy legs, tattooed gut, and flabby thigh
And the demesnes that there adjacent lie
O that she were, Phil, O that you were
An open-arse and I a poperin pear.


 
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