Official Christine Chandler + Phil Love Thread

[Strelok]

Chris and ADF will forever be in a Senpai routine where Phil will always talk but Senpai never notices him.

 

[observer]

Its a bondage thing, having a ginger root (or possibly a medallion) shoved up his ass by Chris is humiliating and that turns ADF on

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Confirmed: Phil just totally has a thing for Latinos. That's why he digs Christine so much.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Phil is apparently spending too much time jerking off over Christine.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Real talk: Phil would take advantage of Chris and use him for tattoo money. Probably beat up Barb, too.

I don't know. I think in her prime could take Phil. Probably still could now, they're both crippled from disease and Barb has had years to perfect her kick the autist technique.

 

[Stress Sigh]

I don't know. I think in her prime could take Phil. Probably still could now, they're both crippled from disease and Barb has had years to perfect her kick the autist technique.

I could see Barb being very scrappy .

Where do you think they'll spend their honeymoon?

 

[ShouldajustLurked]

Cant believe im saying this but crisis way too good for hooves

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Apparently Phil is missing Christine so much he wants to move back to the east coast. I wonder if @Hispanic_Hitlermobile would be able to help him with the move? That guy was always trying to help Phil out. I'm sure @Hispanic_Hitlermobile knows Phil loves Christine.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Note how lovingly Phil talks about Christine's SSI and how much he must admire her struggles.

He's smitten.

 

[Stress Sigh]

Note how lovingly Phil talks about Christine's SSI and how much he must admire her struggles.

He's smitten.

Phil's going to need spray a lot of axe before Christine will even think about orbiting his belt.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

It seems that Phil is starting to make some solid plans regarding raising money. Obviously he wants to support Christine in all her endeavors.

 

[MegasHant]

Together 4eva

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Phil is losing weight.

Apparently Christine keeps his heart rate up at night.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Update: Phil publicly declares his love for Christine

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Awww. Phil admires Christine for her commitment to children's welfare.

 

[CatParty]

phil and chris have matching facebook profile pics!!!!

 

[Stress Sigh]

I'm buying them a Keurig as a wedding gift.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

This thread should be locked because it is degrading to Christine

 

[Ravenor]

I'm buying them a Keurig as a wedding gift.

There are guides out there that will help you "calibrate" it just right so it will look like a accident.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Phil is trying so hard to tone himself up so he can stay attractive to Christine. I'd bet any money the "business trip" he was on was wedding planning.