new wifey - livestream 7/20/2021 - in which Amber tells us she's an SSBBW so she can't be a supermodel

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Ended after 45 minutes. Just shows how much she relies on Becky and Mad Libs for content.

Anything over 8 minutes is a "cherry on top."

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Well, that was boring, even by Big Al standards.

Here's your recap:

Big Al appears (alone!), in that dress she wore when she did that horrible TikTok dance thing with what appears to be some kind of fat handle on her right side. Two people who apparently did not see that TikTok told her that "dress looks nice" on her. Wait until you see the full body view, ladies!

Couple of compliments on her makeup. Couple of requests for her to do some makeup vids. She does her usual self-deprecating bullshit, saying you have to be beautiful to do those, and she's not, so...

Couple of questions about the title. She claims it's some "inside joke", but we can see you, the joke, right here, TrollLynn.

The Nigger user troll appears, as usual, to enliven things a little. Nine years on YT, and she still doesn't know jack shit about it. Switches to Nigger B, also used Becky Williams. LOL

Couple of questions about her dating men and how it's just SO "upsetting" when people think she's straight or whatever - apparently, the only reason people think that she's a lesbian (did you know she's a lesbian, guise??) is because she's a gigantic lardass, not because she incessantly talks about being a lesbian. And that is FATPHOBIA, just so you know. What I want to know is the same thing someone asked her: who the fuck cares what they think? Goddamn, could you just for once ignore a single piece of bullshit. We get it, you're "strictly clitly", you 13 year old.

More bullshit, trying to explain away the rain and petals eavesdrop stuff, and since it's mostly ambabies in the chat, they eat that story up as if it's gospel. Someone told them to make sure they get both sides, but that ain't gonna happen, my friend. She still can't say coerced, pronouncing it as "coursed" because she's incredibly stupid.

More empty platitudes. She's proud of herself for answering SO MANY of her IG DMs, although how many SO MANY are is unclear, but goddamn, she's proud of herself for doing them.

Someone in the chat gives her a superchat, asking her about getting health insurance. Not sure who that person is, haven't seen her before, but she tries again when Big Al skips it without even saying no, not answering that one, and Big Al finally says it's none of anyone's business. I believe the taxpayers in KY and elsewhere would beg to differ, bitch. So that woman is out two superchats, Shocker.

Someone says they're proud of Big Al for showing up tonight sans Becky. Someone else agrees. In the chat, someone asks the superchat giver basically why the fuck they're proud of her for showing up to her own channel to do her own livestream that she herself scheduled. Fucking ambabies are fucking retards.

Big Al has zero interest in continuing the stream. Says maybe she'll com back on later - ha, right. Unless Becky magically appears so she can have her around to insult and manipulate and be super bitchy to chatters, that ain't happening.

One of the cats shows up and conveniently walks around in front of her laptop. Big Al thinks it's because the cat loves her. Sure, gorl, that must be it. How about you haul your fat ass up off that mattress and go check their food and water?

Big Al is pleased with herself for paying attention to the chat more closely. That's why they're fucking paying you, bitch. It shouldn't be an exceptional event that you're pleased with yourself for that, because IT'S LITERALLY YOUR FUCKING JOB.

It's the lowest energy, boringest stream thus far, and proves that her channel is powered by haydur nation.

Big Al says goodbye and ends the stream.

TL;DW/R: Boring, short, and turns out focusing solely on the positive doesn't leave a shitton of things to talk about when your channel is fueled by negatives.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Wish someone would ask how Amber intends to wipe herself now that her former Butt Butler is gone. Amber's butt crust is like kudzu, you've got to constantly minimize it.

 

[I hate mondays]

One of the cats shows up and conveniently walks around in front of her laptop. Big Al thinks it's because the cat loves her. Sure, gorl, that must be it. How about you haul your fat ass up off that mattress and go check their food and water?

The cat probably wants attention because it seems like Necky and Hamber only give a shit about Twinkie, the cats seem to just be part of the furnishings of the apartment more or less, probably attention starved. Hamber loses her shit over Twinkie whenever the dog is in the room but Rarity has to meow and get in the way of the computer to get any acknowledgement from Hamber.

 

[mekalekahi]

Do you guys believe ambers r.a.p.e explanation? all that added extra info about writing the poem and wearing the shawl makes me believe it.

 

[New & Improved Username]

Do you guys believe ambers r.a.p.e explanation? all that added extra info about writing the poem and wearing the shawl makes me believe it.

She should have explained the part where she contacted Casey years later to ask if her (Amber's) pussy stank.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

The stream concludes. I have no idea why. Only 44min this time? Gorl, I expect at least 90min worth of juicy content. Another compilation of choice chat messages.

Do they? I've been following Amber for a bit, but I'm not that well versed in Amber lore.

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They do: Casey/Kasey, Krystle, Density, Becky.

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In non-hoodrat, I think that means "No disrespect intended to either of you two genteel ladies, but hey girl, I think you are quite good-looking."

That wasnt even bad enough to be entertaining - it wasnt even bad - it was .... nothing - What are Mr and Mrs Sin going to do with that?

Another retro vid, I hope. Those are fun, knowing now what we didn't know then, and seeing Big Al inflate like a fucking hot air balloon between that one and current Big Al.

Do you guys believe ambers r.a.p.e explanation? all that added extra info about writing the poem and wearing the shawl makes me believe it.

LOL. Don't be trying to gaslight us here.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Amber's fish-faced glower is getting more bulldogged by the day.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Odd. Chantal just went live and titled it “Wifey”. I guess these two are super fat super besties now! More autistic proof? Well, Chantal was singing lines from a Joan Baez song that was in Forrest Gump (the movie that Amber has for some reason repeatedly reminded us is her favorite).

I do wonder what these two actually talk about.

 

[dfranki723]

Her lips always look like a child has coloured outside of the lines,

 

[Smiling with air]

Yet another video where she takes zero responsibility for anything she’s ever done. She is never the problem always the victim. Everyone else in the world is wrong and Amber is right.

She rambled and bullshitted through the majority of this livestream. Blaming everyone else but herself. If you seriously didn’t want people to make fun of how you look in your poetry video don’t wear a rug.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Odd. Chantal just went live and titled it “Wifey”. I guess these two are super fat super besties now! More autistic proof? Well, Chantal was singing lines from a Joan Baez song that was in Forrest Gump (the movie that Amber has for some reason repeatedly reminded us is her favorite).

I do wonder what these two actually talk about.

hmmm, could it be that they're also both pretending to break up with their person and planning a move?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Well, that was boring, even by Big Al standards.

This was expected. Amber cannot maintain a coherent conversation for 5 minutes.

Couple of compliments on her makeup. Couple of requests for her to do some makeup vids. She does her usual self-deprecating bullshit, saying you have to be beautiful to do those, and she's not, so...

This is annoying. If it is true why doing your make-up and do GRWM. Choose your lane.

Couple of questions about her dating men and how it's just SO "upsetting" when people think she's straight or whatever - apparently, the only reason people think that she's a lesbian (did you know she's a lesbian, guise??) is because she's a gigantic lardass, not because she incessantly talks about being a lesbian. And that is FATPHOBIA, just so you know.

She is a lesbian? Who knew!!!!

More empty platitudes. She's proud of herself for answering SO MANY of her IG DMs, although how many SO MANY are is unclear, but goddamn, she's proud of herself for doing them.

It does not take much to make herself proud of herself. It is bizarre for something so mundane. She was also so proud of herself for opening some cheese and deli containers and placing them on a serving platter.

Someone in the chat gives her a superchat, asking her about getting health insurance. Not sure who that person is, haven't seen her before, but she tries again when Big Al skips it without even saying no, not answering that one, and Big Al finally says it's none of anyone's business. I believe the taxpayers in KY and elsewhere would beg to differ, bitch. So that woman is out two superchats, Shocker.

It is clear that she did not bother to enroll last November for ACA. For someone with so many health problems, it is unconscionable. She probably thinks that she will have no more health issues. I expect more ER visits at midnight.

Someone says they're proud of Big Al for showing up tonight sans Becky. Someone else agrees. In the chat, someone asks the superchat giver basically why the fuck they're proud of her for showing up to her own channel to do her own livestream that she herself scheduled. Fucking ambabies are fucking retards.

A 10-year-old helping with supper makes her mother proud. A 30-year-old doing her first 1-hour weekly shift at work, not so much.

Big Al has zero interest in continuing the stream. Says maybe she'll com back on later - ha, right. Unless Becky magically appears so she can have her around to insult and manipulate and be super bitchy to chatters, that ain't happening.

Becky is done with the live streams. She now does her own things. I do not expect these live streams to last much longer if Becky is not participating. We will be back to the usual rubbish that she vlogs.

 

[dfranki723]

Oh honey, nobody believes you have this never ending supply of men chasing you down in your DM's.

You're physically unattractive to everyone besides desperate sped women and the odd dick wielding feeder who can look past your horrific personality. The ego on this bitch never fails to surprise me. Don't fish for compliments by calling yourself ugly and then blatantly brag about how gorgeous everyone finds you. Pick one, humble damsel in distress or raging narc cunt lesbeeeeen KUHWEEN whose confidence is both equally obnoxious and unwarranted.

 

[BeardedWall]

hmmm, could it be that they're also both pretending to break up with their person and planning a move?

Oh my god.. are the showwriters planning on a crossover arc?

The big two hanging out?

Please let it be so...

 

[Lack of a better nickname]

Wow two whole pages of thread

 

[Zig-Zag the Grand Vizier]

Oh honey, nobody believes you have this never ending supply of men chasing you down in your DM's.

You're physically unattractive to everyone besides desperate sped women and the odd dick wielding feeder who can look past your horrific personality. The ego on this bitch never fails to surprise me. Don't fish for compliments by calling yourself ugly and then blatantly brag about how gorgeous everyone finds you. Pick one, humble damsel in distress or raging narc cunt lesbeeeeen KUHWEEN whose confidence is both equally obnoxious and unwarranted.

Man, have you ever been to a feeder website? Those people get off on the imminent death of others rather than physical attraction. Completely crossed wires. Hell, Reddit has a few subs dedicated to the idea of feeding someone to death as a kink, but making fun of people for being fat or getting off to watching a fat person eat themselves to death is kink-shaming bigotry. It's ok to want to watch someone die as long as you love and support them along the way like a fucking life support system.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

If you seriously didn’t want people to make fun of how you look in your poetry video don’t wear a rug.

Not sure Cuntylynn has much of a choice here. Tarps, rugs, tablecloths, throws... these are her available options.

 

[Insulin reid]

Yet another video where she takes zero responsibility for anything she’s ever done. She is never the problem always the victim. Everyone else in the world is wrong and Amber is right.

She rambled and bullshitted through the majority of this livestream. Blaming everyone else but herself. If you seriously didn’t want people to make fun of how you look in your poetry video don’t wear a rug.

I really love the rug she was wearing during that poetry slam moment type deal.
If you drink the cool-aid for a bit and step into ambers world-

It really gave me a split feeling of either early Macklemore music video vibes or that coffee shop poetry slam scene from a goofy movie. She tries her best and really shows us another side of her, and this is what we get.
Ambers life is absurd, it boarders on the same level of idiocy as that late 90's movie, superstar, and I fucking can't handle that specific brand of "what the fuck is going on" sometimes.

 

[Retarded Potato]

Amber ignores it and lackadaisy complains until the very end of the stream.

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The last one came in at the very end of the stream.
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I love the progression from “lol” to fucking illiterate.

They do: Casey/Kasey, Krystle, Density, Becky.

Although Becky’s full name is Rebecca, so in her case the Y is in her nickname only. Hopefully the next butler wifey follows the trend.