New Jackie email dump, enjoy~~~

[DrChristianTroy]

So Chris complained about Barb being bad but it must be something else. Bob's ill health? Maybe it's too early time wise but that hit me reading this.

 

[cubesandcubes]

A fun story on another topic, I have recently imagined myself dressed
in my feminine outfit and makeup in a bar full of lesbians (I got the
silly idea that I would likely fit in at a lesbian bar). LOL I found
a successful woman in the bar, we talked; she was fascinated with my
stories; I liked her too; we went back to her place; I warned her that
I was actually a male; she was surprised, yet curious and willing to
try me; we did it. And here's a fun, kinky part, we did it in
lesbian's position (the scissor-thing) with my dick in her vag. Again,
this was only pretend in my head. If this turns you on, good. It was
fun for me anyway.

Does Chris just not get the meaning of the word "lesbian"?

Apparently not. I double face palm'd when I read that.

Now, technically it is possible to be a male lesbian

 

[calicojack]

He's just such a stud he can turn Lesbians STRAIGHT.

He can also apparently be mistaken as a girl.

HE IS A MAN!

Such Gross Mislabeling's Really GRIND MY GEARS.

 

[Trombonista]

I've just had my mother complain about me wearing my mini skirts after finding two of them in the recent laundromat trip.

The hoard's even gotten to the laundry room?!

 

[Kosher Dill]

Still reading, but some notable quotables:
- LOL @the "Sylvana" brand laptop: obviously the tomgirl brand of choice
- "KaKa HooHoo"?!
- "My father is against the death (of Osama bin Laden), though; he's responded to it as a total murder on Obama's head." What?!
- "Violence and Murder is Rarely the answer" Oh, rarely?

"This was supposed to be the Year of Me" XD

Also: he was on trial in the past (before the Game Place incident) and got probation? Was this the Target incident or something?

EDIT: AND - Barb threatened to kill Chris over tomgirlism in a fit of rage??

 

[cubesandcubes]

For your information, I have long gotten over Ivy, AND that elevator
gag was ONLY for comic story; she in reality committed suicide over me.



Chris HONESTLY, TRULY still belives that! ?

Well this is from 2011, so he probably thinks differently now. But it's funny he still hadn't figured that shit out yet.

So, there is going to be a two year time-lag before we finally know the whole story behind the Wicca/whichcraft/deicide saga?

 

[During the Stone Age]

I was making Best Social Progress with the Mary Tyler Moore hairstyle, with Better Self-Confidence

It's such a minor Chris feature but I love all the really dated media references he makes - God knows how many ancient sitcom repeats he's had to watch over the years.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

- "My father is against the death (of Osama bin Laden), though; he's responded to it as a total murder on Obama's head." What?!

Heh, there's some disconnect for me, I forgot that happened before Bob died and while it seems recent I keep thinking about how old these e-mails are at the same time.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I was making Best Social Progress with the Mary Tyler Moore hairstyle, with Better Self-Confidence

It's such a minor Chris feature but I love all the really dated media references he makes - God knows how many ancient sitcom repeats he's had to watch over the years.

His repeated love of classic musicals made me, for a brief moment, empathize with the "Chris has ruined X for me forevah" crowd.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

- LOL @the "Sylvana" brand laptop: obviously the tomgirl brand of choice

Well at least it taught me that Sylvana is a cheap ass brand like Coby. Also that I kind of hate myself for being interested in this kinda crap. Thanks job.

EDIT- In the middle but god damn do I hope he got the tramp stamp. Hilarity.

 

[Trombonista]

[W]e are staying at the Embassy Suites in D.C.

Wow! The Embassy hotel; that sounds classy.

Heh. Embassy Suites started my love of hotels, but it's certainly not as high-end as, say, Ritz-Carlton or the Peninsula.

 

[Henry Bemis]

In the middle but god damn do I hope he got the tramp stamp. Hilarity.

I would say the tramp stamp would be something he'll regret later on in his life, but with only, like, ten years to go, there's not much time for things like regrets.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

I was making Best Social Progress with the Mary Tyler Moore hairstyle, with Better Self-Confidence

It's such a minor Chris feature but I love all the really dated media references he makes - God knows how many ancient sitcom repeats he's had to watch over the years.

His repeated love of classic musicals made me, for a brief moment, empathize with the "Chris has ruined X for me forevah" crowd.

NO, HENRY! DON'T GO DOWN THAT ROAD!

 

[Kosher Dill]

Oh hey, just noticed this too: Rocky was looking into support services for Chris?
http://www.dmas.virginia.gov/Content_pgs/ltc-home.aspx
I'm not sure what this means yet, but it looks like government funding for in-home caregiver services or something.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I've had a quick perusal of the emails and the quotes here. My thoughts: First, Chris has untreated autism. Second, Chris is insane. Literally, seriously, actually insane. The term is thrown around loosely, but I think it applies to him. He isn't living on the same planet as anyone else. And he's autistic. Christ.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

WHY WOULD YOU TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND ABOUT YOUR FAUX-LESBIAN FANTASY?????? Maybe I'm a prude but I'm pretty sure that would frighten my girlfriend.

 

[Henry Bemis]

WHY WOULD YOU TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND ABOUT YOUR FAUX-LESBIAN FANTASY?????? Maybe I'm a prude but I'm pretty sure that would frighten my girlfriend.

Well, if you're gonna tell your future wife about your virgin-breaking exploits with a half-Cherokee prostitute, anything goes.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

WHY WOULD YOU TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND ABOUT YOUR FAUX-LESBIAN FANTASY?????? Maybe I'm a prude but I'm pretty sure that would frighten my girlfriend.

Well, if you're gonna tell your future wife about your virgin-breaking exploits with a half-Cherokee prostitute, anything goes.

lol good point.

 

[Bgheff]

Hell, if anything, I would feel a LOT better being mistaken for a woman
or even better and more accurate, a Lesbian. Upon self-reflection,
I feel that all things considered... Between not caring much for the
Majority of the male population, coping and socializing more easily and
being best attracted to women, me being a Tomgirl and being most
comfortable in skirt, heels, sexy/cute top or full dress, long, curled
hair and makeup... I would Best fit in at an All-Woman (Lesbian) Bar.

more gaybian proof.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

You WANT me to Earn Your Trust; well You have to Earn My Trust, WITH
Interest.

This is where any girl I know would dump him and get their brother to kick his ass.